Then I am the toughest here by far.
Omg. No you are not.
You're not the "toughest" guy anywhere.
Places you are not the "toughest" include;
Your trailer park
Standing in line at a Redbox kiosk
Under the bridge that goes over the Tijuana River
Waiting room at Planned Parenthood
a Starbucks in the gayest part of San Francisco
Interview for an backup fluffer for a gay porn gangbang
Security guard at a Celine Dion concert
Mexican Royal Rumble midget wrestling match
Testicular cancer survivors support group meeting
Starbucks Barista School
Community College nail technician evening classes
...the list goes on