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Title: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 04:00:54 PM
old behavior
me flipped out
warrants out for me
off to jail

will report if I get out on bail--if not see you whenever
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Post by: _bruce_ on January 26, 2011, 04:02:41 PM
Sucks.
Good luck.
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Post by: 225for70 on January 26, 2011, 04:03:58 PM
Good luck with this..Let us know how this goes. :'(
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Post by: polychronopolous on January 26, 2011, 04:05:25 PM
I had a cousin out in Dallas who got picked up on about $1000 dollars worth of warrants and the next day when he was arraigned and stood before the judge she asked him what he planned on doing to pay off the fines and he replied "I guess I and just going to sit them out"...

To which she said "Time Served" and let him go on his way on account of the jails being over crowded, perhaps you will be lucky in this way as well.
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Post by: makaveli25 on January 26, 2011, 04:05:53 PM
Good luck bro prayers sent
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 26, 2011, 04:08:37 PM
old behavior
me flipped out
warrants out for me
off to jail

will report if I get out on bail--if not see you whenever

This is a beautiful piece of poetry.  Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Boost on January 26, 2011, 04:09:03 PM
Drop your cals drastically.

Your sex drive and general motivation will decrease so you won't be getting in any sort of trouble.

Feel like garbage but look like a million bucks.

Being overfed leads to a delusional and unwarranted rise in confidence. Your serotonin is high and you feel ready to take on the world

Only when you're hungry does reality become clear





Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 04:09:50 PM
I had a cousin out in Dallas who got picked up on about $1000 dollars worth of warrants and the next day when he was arraigned and stood before the judge she asked him what he planned on doing to pay off the fines and he replied "I guess I and just going to sit them out"...

To which she said "Time Served" and let him go on his way on account of the jails being over crowded, perhaps you will be lucky in this way as well.

ya I doubt if there will be jail on this its just uttering threats and causing a disturbance, my usual loud mouth act from the past but it was just to a very high degree

meh a little break would be good for me in the clink
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Post by: 225for70 on January 26, 2011, 04:09:50 PM
So Josh what did you do this time..Did you beat up Alex23 in Canadia?
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 26, 2011, 04:15:12 PM
First day in the yard shiv someone.   ;D
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: GWAR on January 26, 2011, 04:18:21 PM
looks like josh is going to be drinking native american cum by the bucket loads, once again......
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Master Blaster on January 26, 2011, 04:21:02 PM
old behavior
me flipped out
warrants out for me
off to jail

will report if I get out on bail--if not see you whenever


Maybe you can donate some organs and get off for good behavior?
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: GWAR on January 26, 2011, 04:22:30 PM

Maybe you can donate some organs and get off for good behavior?
o he will be donating some organs all right , mostly his lower intestines
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 04:24:43 PM
looks like josh is going to be drinking native american cum by the bucket loads, once again......

lolol no Im in Alberta, thats saskatchewan you are thinking of
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Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 04:25:39 PM
First day in the yard shiv someone.   ;D

lol

Maybe you can donate some organs and get off for good behavior?

 :D



these are funny .. I'm not sure if Grant wanted to be funny but I laughed anyway ..


Title: Re: Oops
Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 04:26:50 PM
lolol no Im in Alberta, thats saskatchewan you are thinking of

 ;D
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 04:26:57 PM
first day in Im going to start quoting fatpandas diet and workout

Im sure I will get put immediately into the mental ward where it is much more relaxed
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Post by: johnnynoname on January 26, 2011, 04:27:31 PM
good luck brother

just knock out the toughest guy there on your first day
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Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
first day in Im going to start quoting fatpandas diet and workout

Im sure I will get put immediately into the mental ward where it is much more relaxed


I'll smuggle you some Kit-Kats .. you can sell them black market inside the walls and make poker money
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 26, 2011, 04:29:24 PM
Cleanse your colon before you go so shits can be at a minimum
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Post by: hrspwr on January 26, 2011, 04:30:05 PM
lolol no Im in Alberta, thats saskatchewan you are thinking of

 Meh, all of Canada looks the same to us.
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2011, 04:31:22 PM
Meh, all of Canada looks the same to us.

lol
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Post by: GWAR on January 26, 2011, 04:34:23 PM
Cleanse your colon before you go so shits can be at a minimum
x2 you dont want any shit to get stuck in your cell mates pee hole
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Post by: polychronopolous on January 26, 2011, 04:51:52 PM
good luck brother

just knock out the toughest guy there on your first day

X 2 - Follow this mans lead

"And from then on nobody so much as looked at me cross eyed"

Title: Re: Oops
Post by: benchmstr on January 26, 2011, 04:55:28 PM
I had a cousin out in Dallas who got picked up on about $1000 dollars worth of warrants and the next day when he was arraigned and stood before the judge she asked him what he planned on doing to pay off the fines and he replied "I guess I and just going to sit them out"...

To which she said "Time Served" and let him go on his way on account of the jails being over crowded, perhaps you will be lucky in this way as well.
judges do that shit here all the time on class c shit....we dont have room  to house them for that petty bullshit..

bench
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Bam-bam on January 26, 2011, 05:20:53 PM
keep us updated bro

(http://www.ozpolitic.com/album/forum-attachments/attention-whore3_001.jpg)
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
bizarro
so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: johnnynoname on January 26, 2011, 05:26:50 PM
bizarro
so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored

dude....that is like Guiness book of world's records type shit right there
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 05:28:07 PM
dude....that is like Guiness book of world's records type shit right there

ya that was the first time that has happened to me
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 26, 2011, 05:30:17 PM
First thing tomorrow shiv someone. 
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Post by: johnnynoname on January 26, 2011, 05:31:48 PM
First thing tomorrow shiv someone. 

i just legit lol'd in my apartment
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Master Blaster on January 26, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
the voices are your New Gods

when the darkness falls your tears will be like sweet wine that makes the children sleep forever
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 05:40:58 PM
the voices are your New Gods

when the darkness falls your tears will be like sweet wine that makes the children sleep forever

already past that level

cmon now get with the program
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: 225for70 on January 26, 2011, 06:32:05 PM
Thank god,,Now make some funny photoshops to Allah to thank him for his blessings, and sacrifice two virgins
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
o he will be donating some organs all right , mostly his lower intestines


HA HA HAAAA.

With Josh's luck.....he finally gets some money only to be killed for his sneakers while serving a three week sentence
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 06:46:22 PM

HA HA HAAAA.

With Josh's luck.....he finally gets some money only to be killed for his sneakers while serving a three week sentence

they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: The.Giant on January 26, 2011, 06:47:43 PM
bizarro
so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored

Lucky break.

Now stop doing stupid shit and start doing something productive with your new found money.

Good luck.
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: benchmstr on January 26, 2011, 06:48:13 PM
they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P
do you still call rocks "rocks?...or are they called "earth pebbles", or "frankenberrys"?

bench
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: benchmstr on January 26, 2011, 06:48:53 PM
Lucky break.

Now stop doing stupid shit and start doing something productive with your new found money.

Good luck.
yes...like having wild sex with prostitutes and putting the video on the internet!!

bench
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: G_Thang on January 26, 2011, 06:50:45 PM
they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P

thought you were going section 5150...so why are you still on the board?
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 26, 2011, 06:51:16 PM
they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P

Give up the kicks...you now have a life worth living....don't give up the ass.  ;D
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: benchmstr on January 26, 2011, 06:52:53 PM
Give up the kicks...you now have a life worth living....don't give up the ass.  ;D
just watch out for rats!!



bench
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 06:53:41 PM
Lucky break.

Now stop doing stupid shit and start doing something productive with your new found money.

Good luck.

yeah I was doing ultra well til this act of stupidity
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 26, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
thought you were going section 5150...so why are you still on the board?
so that is frowned upon?
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: benchmstr on January 26, 2011, 06:55:21 PM
yeah I was doing ultra well til this act of stupidity
go streaking....its the only way to heal..

bench
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 26, 2011, 07:21:14 PM
old behavior
me flipped out
warrants out for me
off to jail

will report if I get out on bail--if not see you whenever

Living the dream.
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 07:23:39 PM
Living the dream.

dom out  :P
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 26, 2011, 07:27:01 PM
dom out  :P

Funny thing is..... I have no idea who was running that gimmick. But I'm gonna claim the credit just to piss them off   :)
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 07:30:50 PM
Funny thing is..... I have no idea who was running that gimmick. But I'm gonna claim the credit just to piss them off   :)

i can support that
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Post by: jpm101 on January 26, 2011, 07:40:59 PM
Where did you get the computer to post this stuff, if doing  city/county/state time? Give a wink and nod if you run into Squadfather. But he might be out by now.
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 07:44:10 PM
Where did you get the computer to post this stuff, if doing  city/county/state time? Give a wink and nod if you run into Squadfather. But he might be out by now.

u dont follow along well do u
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 26, 2011, 07:47:23 PM
i just legit lol'd in my apartment

You know he meant stab someone, right?  Not, take one in the shitter.....
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Post by: johnnynoname on January 26, 2011, 07:48:37 PM
You know he meant stab someone, right?  Not, take one in the shitter.....

(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000011449_0000056676.jpg)
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 26, 2011, 07:49:12 PM
(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000011449_0000056676.jpg)

 ;D
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Post by: basil on January 26, 2011, 10:58:43 PM
they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


in Canada we call them runners or running shoes   :P

Not really.  I'm from Canada, and those terms are gay. 
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 10:59:27 PM
MODS QUIT CHANGING NAMES OF THREADS QUITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTT
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 26, 2011, 11:03:04 PM
It's a better title than the one you gave it.  but your poem was pretty good.
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: Fallsview on January 26, 2011, 11:06:20 PM
bizarro
so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored

Big question is: Disturbia, where did the police put their horses while talking to you?  RCMP's can be real jerks at times, I'm glad they understood your situation. 



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 11:08:22 PM
It's a better title than the one you gave it.  but your poem was pretty good.

haiku
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Lundgren on January 27, 2011, 12:11:42 AM
Big question is: Disturbia, where did the police put their horses while talking to you?  RCMP's can be real jerks at times, I'm glad they understood your situation. 



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





He's in saskastoba, they use huskies up there, it makes going from igloo to igloo much faster.
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: StuartR on January 27, 2011, 01:06:15 AM
This story isnt very plausible
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Fallsview on January 27, 2011, 01:16:24 AM
He's in saskastoba, they use huskies up there, it makes going from igloo to igloo much faster.

Yes, my mistake.  Also they eat moose for Thanksgiving.  Wonderful!!!!




Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: MountaineerMuscle on January 27, 2011, 06:19:46 AM
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: dr.chimps on January 27, 2011, 06:36:42 AM
Would someone just shiv somebody already.
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: spinnis on January 27, 2011, 06:38:22 AM
Would someone just shiv somebody already.

where is artie when you need him
Title: Re: Oops
Post by: ag2 on January 27, 2011, 12:04:53 PM
i can support that

Edmonton or Calgary Police?
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Fatpanda on January 27, 2011, 01:30:33 PM
good luck josh.

keep your head down and use this time to chill and look at things properly.

read some buddhist teachings - noble path + noble truths.

take care.
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Master Blaster on January 27, 2011, 01:37:12 PM
good luck josh.

keep your head down and use this time to chill and look at things properly.

read some buddhist teachings - noble path + noble truths.

take care.

Man, no offense but that little smug post just really pissed me off.  >:(
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: SHOULDERS on January 27, 2011, 01:38:12 PM
damn, this dude made this exact thread about two or three years ago. the police seem to always back off.
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Master Blaster on January 27, 2011, 01:40:07 PM
damn, this dude made this exact thread about two or three years ago. the police seem to always back off.

your mom seems to always back me off
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: SHOULDERS on January 27, 2011, 01:41:51 PM
your mom seems to always backs me off

that's because she knows I'm fucking your sister and you smell bad.  ;D
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 27, 2011, 02:14:03 PM
Plead insanity bro.
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Master Blaster on January 27, 2011, 02:16:42 PM
Plead BLEED insanity bro.
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 27, 2011, 05:45:54 PM
And you didn't have to pay them off with any of your mutation money. Good deal
Title: Re: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail
Post by: Firemuscle on January 27, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
 Remember, when you walk into that jail the first thing you should do is beat the shit out of the biggest dude in the whole place. Then you'll get respect.