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Title: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 04:42:35 PM
seriously, i wouldn't mind looking like this at all.

i know we're all here to "getbig", but i doubt anyone here (sans the pros, etc.) can ever look like this.

and saying "yeah, he's a 135 lb. 13 inch bicep mass monster" may be true, but i'd rather look like him, than say (insert any random "bulked" fatass from here).

comments?

(http://www.bitetv.ca/blog/archives/Carrot%20Top%20Better%20Pic.jpg)
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 04:43:07 PM
what a gay photo.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Wombat on January 22, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
i would love to see him blow up to like 260 or something...He would look fucking freaky...He already has the tranny look going on...At 260 and above..It would be hilarious...

On the serious side he has come along way...He has the body to put on alot of muscle if he wanted to
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Bast000 on January 22, 2007, 04:48:26 PM
seriously, i wouldn't mind looking like this at all.

i know we're all here to "getbig", but i doubt anyone here (sans the pros, etc.) can ever look like this.

and saying "yeah, he's a 135 lb. 13 inch bicep mass monster" may be true, but i'd rather look like him, than say (insert any random "bulked" fatass from here).


yes
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ribonucleic on January 22, 2007, 04:52:08 PM
seriously, i wouldn't mind looking like this at all.

When you say "this", are you including the face?
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Blockhead on January 22, 2007, 04:54:37 PM

 He has a good physique but how do you not look like or better than that already?

 CarrotTop is as Gay as Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Ryan Seacrest having a Twister Tournament with Elton John as the judge.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Bluto on January 22, 2007, 04:59:16 PM
carrot is a beast. he would win mrgetbig
reason people dont loke like that is they are not blessed with carrots genetics!
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 04:59:33 PM
When you say "this", are you including the face?

don't be crazy.

He has a good physique but how do you not look like or better than that already?

 CarrotTop is as Gay as Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Ryan Seacrest having a Twister Tournament with Elton John as the judge.

i just don't.  i know you look better than him when you're "on", but from that "off" photo, sorry to say, he pwns  you.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 05:00:10 PM
he would win mrgetbig

not that it's some huge accomplishment, but he'd win easy.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 22, 2007, 05:01:20 PM
carrot is a beast. he would win mrgetbig
reason people dont loke like that is they are not blessed with carrots genetics!

Sad, but true. Most getbiggers are secretly envious of carrot top.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Blockhead on January 22, 2007, 05:02:07 PM
 Ah hahahahaha hahaha!

 Maybe.

 I'm going back 'on' next week. 17 weeks OUT of the Illinois State Show in May.

 No excuse, btich! You're going. Branch Warren to guest pose.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Bluto on January 22, 2007, 05:04:57 PM
from what i know carrot hasnt been training all THAT long has he? i guess he just responds pretty well to training and/or juice
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ribonucleic on January 22, 2007, 05:05:31 PM
Branch Warren to guest pose.

Funny you should mention him - as he's one of the few pros as fugly-looking as Carrot Top.

(http://bodybuildingpro.com/gnc2004/gnc05.jpg)
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Croatch on January 22, 2007, 05:05:38 PM
Carrot Top lifts pretty hard and is dedicated.  I give him credit and more if he attained his physique natural.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 05:06:07 PM
i know bodybuilding wise he sucks, i.e. no back, no triceps, probably no legs, small shoulders, but i'd rather look like him than any pro of today.

i like that "he looks like a tiny bitch with a shirt on, but ripped underneath look" rather than the bloated look shirt on or off of the pros.

well, maybe levrone or shawn, i wouldn't mind looking like them.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 05:07:32 PM
Carrot Top lifts pretty hard and is dedicated.  I give him credit and more if he attained his physique natural.

i doubt he's natural.

(http://www.dandion.com/Images/Comedians/ComPorts/Carrot%20Top.jpg)
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Blockhead on January 22, 2007, 05:10:47 PM

 That sick sonofabitch looks like he 'puts the lotion in the basket'.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Rudee on January 22, 2007, 05:14:18 PM
Gross.  I can see his carrot patch.  >:(
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 22, 2007, 05:19:24 PM
That sick sonofabitch looks like he 'puts the lotion in the basket'.

hahahahaha yes BH..................The 'big' top works out here in Vegas, is not natural and has yet to work legs from what I have seen.................alw ays the same work out.......see him often at Golds / W. Sahara.................. dude had his eyeliner tattoed on
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 05:33:35 PM
hahahahaha yes BH..................The 'big' top works out here in Vegas, is not natural and has yet to work legs from what I have seen.................alw ays the same work out.......see him often at Golds / W. Sahara.................. dude had his eyeliner tattoed on

you should pwn him squadfather style.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 22, 2007, 05:38:54 PM
hahahahaha yes BH..................The 'big' top works out here in Vegas, is not natural and has yet to work legs from what I have seen.................alw ays the same work out.......see him often at Golds / W. Sahara..................dude had his eyeliner tattoed on
True!? Dude looks weird, like he has had some kind of facial surgery that only the blue-rinse set gets.  ???
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 22, 2007, 05:42:33 PM
True!? Dude looks weird, like he has had some kind of facial surgery that only the blue-rinse set gets.  ???

yes face lift of some kind and full on permanent eyleliner.....would look hilarious if he up'd the dosage and actually did more than 5 movements............... ...I will try to get a short clip next time I see him...............he gets fucking crazy if you try to get pics/video while he is in the gym.................pret ty comical
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: affy on January 22, 2007, 05:47:57 PM
all he has is a pretty big chest and decent biceps thats it.  and wtf is up with his abs.  he looks like he's about 10% bf, how can he have no abs what so ever, not even an outline of the top two. 

probably has a 225*8 bench
curl 90*10

repeat 5 times a week, and youd look like him
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 22, 2007, 05:52:16 PM
all he has is a pretty big chest and decent biceps thats it.  and wtf is up with his abs.  he looks like he's about 10% bf, how can he have no abs what so ever, not even an outline of the top two. 

probably has a 225*8 bench
curl 90*10

repeat 5 times a week, and youd look like him

not to be a smartass, but do you look better than him?
how'd you come up with those numbers?
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 22, 2007, 05:58:44 PM

probably has a 225*8 bench
curl 90*10

repeat 5 times a week, and youd look like him

not even close on those numbers
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Army of One on January 22, 2007, 06:03:31 PM
not even close on those numbers

More?Less?
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 22, 2007, 06:03:54 PM
He has a good physique but how do you not look like or better than that already?

 CarrotTop is as Gay as Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Ryan Seacrest having a Twister Tournament with Elton John as the judge.

this from a man that takes a cycle just to brush his teeth
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 23, 2007, 06:50:29 AM
More?Less?

alot less Db -- from what I have seen he performs high reps, very slow , uses light weight and just focuses on upper body ---- hahaha next time I see him I will ask him what his max lifts are and post them here --- I will let him know of his 'fans' here and to register and post.................... ...hahahahahahahaha he would lose his fucking mind if he came here
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: The_Punisher on January 23, 2007, 07:21:54 AM
I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more bitches than most losers on here. Enough already
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: The Squadfather on January 23, 2007, 07:23:58 AM
I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more men than most losers on here. Enough already
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Sjipes on January 23, 2007, 07:25:17 AM
hmm you should ask him what his creatine to dextrose ratio is. ill bet this guys knows everything about complete proteins, casein whey etc, i mean, if he doesnt, why is he lifting those dumbbells! ask him what his pre and post work out nutrition is



Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 23, 2007, 08:19:26 AM
hmm you should ask him what his creatine to dextrose ratio is. ill bet this guys knows everything about complete proteins, casein whey etc, i mean, if he doesnt, why is he lifting those dumbbells! ask him what his pre and post work out nutrition is





weed and winstrol?
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: the shadow on January 23, 2007, 08:33:57 AM
damn this carrot top guy looks scary..
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Big N on January 23, 2007, 01:21:41 PM
damn this carrot top guy looks scary..
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Cap on January 23, 2007, 01:23:51 PM
Equipoise is a helluva drug.  ;D
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: The.Giant on January 23, 2007, 01:37:09 PM
weed and winstrol?

Throw in some test and he'd be Cormier.  ;D

Nothing beats a joint and a steak after the gym.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Cap on January 23, 2007, 01:41:20 PM
Throw in some test and he'd be Cormier.  ;D

Nothing beats a joint and a steak after the gym.
Plus white bitches that like to get smacked around.

Carrot top has a good body but an ugly mug.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Dingleberry on January 23, 2007, 02:17:03 PM
No straight man would ever have his pants pulled down to the point of seeing the fire-patch while working out.

Gayer than Richard Simmons, Liberache, and Doogie Houser, mud-wrestling in Derek Anthony’s backyard for the first-place prize of a “Queer eye for the straight guy” pink tank-top
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 23, 2007, 02:28:52 PM
not to be a smartass, but do you look better than him?
how'd you come up with those numbers?
I do!
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Blockhead on January 23, 2007, 02:53:43 PM
I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more bitches than most losers on here. Enough already
EXTREME self-owning!

 CarrotTop is Gayer than whole wheat pancakes with a side of 99% fat free turkey bacon with sugar free syrup and a glass of skim milk. Please!

 He may found an income from his comedy but he doesnt 'bang bitches' he is a bitch himself...literally speaking.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Wombat on January 23, 2007, 07:44:53 PM
EXTREME self-owning!

 CarrotTop is Gayer than whole wheat pancakes with a side of 99% fat free turkey bacon with sugar free syrup and a glass of skim milk. Please!

 He may found an income from his comedy but he doesnt 'bang bitches' he is a bitch himself...literally speaking.


do realise how many fucking whores their are in this world who would f**k this guy just because he is semi/famous?  Trust me this guy gets as much ass as he can handle...On top of that he is a millionaire many many times over...

He has two out of three going for him(money and fame)Sure he is missing looks but it will not hold him back from landing hot fucking whores...On top of that he put together a pretty decent body...

Personally if i were him i would shave my head...I know in his routine he relies on his hair but a wig would be fine...As ugly as he is, i would shave my head and get a ton of tats to compensate..
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 23, 2007, 08:57:11 PM
I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more bitches than most losers on here. Enough already

than why does he go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas to pay skanks for "bukakke"

E
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ribonucleic on January 23, 2007, 09:03:40 PM
than why does he go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas to pay skanks for "bukakke"

I thought you were at a "Fullblown" concert showing Kevin your tits.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 23, 2007, 09:10:56 PM
I thought you were at a "Fullblown" concert showing Kevin your tits.

hahaha i am so in your head now after owning you that you can't stop thinking about me and now respond to all my posts with the same "insults" i've heard for years :D

get in line little boy 8)

E

Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Wombat on January 23, 2007, 09:11:06 PM
than why does he go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas to pay skanks for "bukakke"

E

he explained why on Stern...Emotional attactment issues...
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 23, 2007, 09:15:14 PM
he explained why on Stern...Emotional attactment issues...

why does he pay?

i would think he could find a non prostitute skank that we'll let him "bukakke" her but maybe the celebrity status doesn't work for him

E
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: ribonucleic on January 23, 2007, 09:18:29 PM
hahaha i am so in your head now after owning you that you can't stop thinking about me and now respond to all my posts with the same "insults" i've heard for years :D

get in line little boy 8)

E



Well, you had a point about my using other people's used-posing-trunks cracks - so I'm trying to workshop some new material.

Could you remind me what that owning was? I honestly don't remember it.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 23, 2007, 09:25:36 PM


Could you remind me what that owning was? I honestly don't remember it.


of course you don't, not "remembering" helps you fall asleep at night::)

too bad your obsession with me has taken over your dreams 8)

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Nightmare-Elm-Street-04.jpg)

Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Kwon on January 07, 2008, 03:04:46 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1061/1448124399_e332d22e4d.jpg)
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Tombo on January 07, 2008, 04:25:11 AM
WTF did you photoshop that?

his delts look fake!! LOL
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: medz zeppelin on January 07, 2008, 06:15:08 AM
ha.................impla nts yo
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: slayer on January 07, 2008, 07:59:14 AM
He has a good physique but how do you not look like or better than that already?

 CarrotTop is as Gay as Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Ryan Seacrest having a Twister Tournament with Elton John as the judge.
he looks better then you and  you compete!
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: brent2741 on January 07, 2008, 01:10:25 PM
that pic is missing his famous synthol shoulders
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Kwon on January 07, 2008, 01:24:44 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1061/1448124399_e332d22e4d.jpg)
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: Paul Allen on January 07, 2008, 01:27:51 PM
ouch .

that's brutal.
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: TrueGrit on January 07, 2008, 02:08:58 PM
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: brent2741 on January 07, 2008, 03:44:04 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1061/1448124399_e332d22e4d.jpg)

there we go
Title: Re: what's wrong with looking like carrot top?
Post by: TrueGrit on January 07, 2008, 03:48:52 PM
He clearly took deltoid advice from Nasser.