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Radical Plato

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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2013, 05:03:29 AM »



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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2013, 12:09:31 PM »
Seagal doesn't look capable of lifting his leg high enough to kick a midget in the knee. He is one out of shape guy. I really believe little about his martial arts back ground and I feel it is exaggerated. How much time in his young life prior to making his first movie did he really train in Japan? Was it weeks, months or years? That question has never been fully explained to my satisfaction.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2013, 04:34:21 PM »
I've said it numerous times on here (dunno why, no one ever laughs): Seagal went from Navy seal to plain seal.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2013, 08:14:21 PM »
Quote from: arce1988 on April 17, 2013, 06:50:50 PM


What sort of voodoo is this?

I'm not even bald or balding and this looks amazing.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2013, 08:22:53 PM »
Quote from: arce1988 on April 17, 2013, 06:49:47 PM


If I have to vote the most american invention of all times, it would be this? Instead of showing your bald spot, just paint it black. Inventor of this shit has to be genius. Buy a lot of obsolete spray car paint, change the label, be a millioner. It is a crime to let stupid people keep their money  ;D
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2013, 09:23:18 PM »
Quote from: TommyBoy on May 06, 2013, 08:14:21 PM
What sort of voodoo is this?

I'm not even bald or balding and this looks amazing.

The Voodoo is called spray paint. In the old days, not mine but my dad's men sometimes used shoe polish to accomplish this.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2013, 12:47:04 AM »
Until it rains...then you're fucked
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2013, 12:58:32 AM »
That fat fraud has been working steady in Hollywood for 30 years, and has had big hits. Must be doing something right.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2013, 01:14:18 AM »
Quote from: Seven Copper Coins on May 07, 2013, 12:58:32 AM
That fat fraud has been working steady in Hollywood for 30 years, and has had big hits. Must be doing something right.
Seagal has never lifted a weight in his life, terrible physique but could beat a thug up.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2013, 01:22:02 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 07, 2013, 01:14:18 AM
Seagal has never lifted a weight in his life, terrible physique but could beat a thug up.

I never understood his appeal, he made maybe two good movies.... but this corny ass bullshitter wanted to be a star and promoted the shit out of himself and managed to do it.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2013, 01:46:25 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 07, 2013, 01:14:18 AM
Seagal has never lifted a weight in his life, terrible physique but could beat a thug up.

I have no idea if I have ever seen a Steven Seagal film. I do know who he is though. Perhaps I saw him on some late night talk show.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2013, 01:49:49 PM »
I've always found his films to be surprisingly enjoyable in a kitsch and cheesy way.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2013, 02:32:26 PM »
Quote from: Tyr on April 17, 2013, 06:52:28 PM
Looks like a patch of velcro.....or astroturf.








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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2013, 04:49:31 PM »
His head is bigger than a football.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2013, 04:52:08 PM »
Quote from: Tyr on April 17, 2013, 06:52:28 PM
Looks like a patch of velcro.....or astroturf.


Beat me to it. Lol.
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2013, 04:55:04 PM »
Quote from: arce1988 on April 17, 2013, 06:50:50 PM


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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2013, 05:00:28 PM »
He was married to Kelly LeBrock......enuf said.

Although, he could be a G&O Mod with that hair.

I kid, I kid..... ;D
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Re: We need more Steven Seagals
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2013, 09:15:36 AM »
I remember when Seagal first showed up in California.
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