Ok, what exactly is going on here? These guys can't be taking anything the other guys aren't taking, but they look decidedly different than most pros. Chris Cormier has this sort of development as well. Any thoughts?
Preliminary phrenological consultation revealed the subjects to be slow-witted adults who were learning-delayed and neglected as children. The personality types identified with the measurement, palpitation, and percussive examination of the heads display a propensity toward an absence of remorse; false and unjustified vanity; reckless impulsivity; petty vindictiveness; and cruelty to others. Limited vocabulary, addiction disorders, excessive use of tattooing, and earning money the Namat-Way are also likely probabilities. These findings were corroborated with the administration of Lombrosian criminality analyses. The tests indicated that the subjects, who seem to gleam with malice in their thongs, fall under the classification of criminaloids, and, therefore, have little hope of moral rehabilitation due to their beady eyes, simian-like ears, and asymmetrical slopes of the cranium. Repeated severe physical punishment is recommended as treatment to delay the subjects' inevitable impulses to steal, lie, cheat, rape, and murder.
