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Title: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: onlyme on December 29, 2005, 09:43:23 PM
auction of their property.  The government is going to seize their assets and sell them at auction.  Can probably pick up some good stuff cheap.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: knny187 on December 29, 2005, 10:23:56 PM
auction of their property.  The government is going to seize their assets and sell them at auction.  Can probably pick up some good stuff cheap.


I can see it now.....


there will be two lines forming....


one for the schmoes that want to buy Kellys panties...



&



another line for all the fags that want to but Craigs posing trunks


 ;D
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: phyxsius on December 30, 2005, 01:16:02 AM


I can see it now.....


there will be two lines forming....


one for the schmoes that want to buy Kellys panties...



&



another line for all the fags that want to but Craigs posing trunks


 ;D

that is so true
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 30, 2005, 03:20:40 AM
their fans must be shocked, horrified and in denial
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: knny187 on December 30, 2005, 01:41:09 PM
they fans must be shocked, horrified and in denial

NO...


they're elated for the great purchases about to be made
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 30, 2005, 01:47:20 PM
auction of their property.  The government is going to seize their assets and sell them at auction.  Can probably pick up some good stuff cheap.

Unless they're charged with a drug or tax evasion crime, I don't think asset seizure can come into play here.  They could arrange to have their lawyer sell the house to pay their legal fees, though (and because they couldn't keep up with any mortgage payments they may have from jail). It wouldn't be an auction, though.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: SupplementGuy on December 30, 2005, 01:51:16 PM
if they have money in bank or the lawyer has power of attorney and he is still being paid by pinnacle there is no reason they can't pay their bills...
SG::))
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 30, 2005, 02:06:45 PM
if they have money in bank or the lawyer has power of attorney and he is still being paid by pinnacle there is no reason they can't pay their bills...
SG::))

Pinnacle dropped them as soon as the news broke.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: slayer on December 30, 2005, 06:48:18 PM
titus cytodyne posters are still up in three new jersey vitamineshoppes! ;D
i told the girl  at the checkout the guy in that poster is in jail for murder and everyone in line said it must have been the steroids and giggled!
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: onlyme on December 31, 2005, 12:16:13 AM
I would be surprised if there wasn;t a "image" clause in his contract.  If so I am sure Pinnacle dropped him immedaitely.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 02, 2006, 10:49:34 PM
auction of their property.  The government is going to seize their assets and sell them at auction.  Can probably pick up some good stuff cheap.

  No. Not interested at all.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: robocop on January 03, 2006, 04:11:45 AM
auction of their property.  The government is going to seize their assets and sell them at auction.  Can probably pick up some good stuff cheap.

maybe i'll buy some GH and Insulin
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: NubianMuscle on January 03, 2006, 06:20:26 AM
maybe i'll buy some GH and Insulin

We need to see a photo of the "goodies" inside Craig's refrigerator. ;)
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: weedoutheweak on January 03, 2006, 09:49:14 PM
he's got an amazing gym.  I wouldn't mind buying some of that stuff if I lived in Vegas.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 03, 2006, 09:52:29 PM
he's got an amazing gym.  I wouldn't mind buying some of that stuff if I lived in Vegas.

  You might get that gym soon. I have a feeling Titus will spend a small fortune, on his lawyers. :-\

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: Special Ed on January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 PM
I am forming an exploratory committee to see if there is any interest in having a Getbig.com convention at the Titus trial. And Craig said he still has dibs on the After Party.

Special "Interest" Ed
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 04, 2006, 10:34:03 PM
lol  sure  only if the same blonde woman who was releasing white dove's as jacko's innocent charges were being announced is there releasing dove's for craig and kelly
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: Karl Kox on January 06, 2006, 07:45:36 AM
auction of their property.  The government is going to seize their assets and sell them at auction.  Can probably pick up some good stuff cheap.
I DON'T SEE HOW THEY HAVE NOT BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF ANYTHING YET.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 06, 2006, 09:27:57 AM
somebody mentioned this on day 1
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: Eat2Grow on January 07, 2006, 07:02:42 PM
They do have thier weight room, I would bid On the equipment.  After all didnt Vince get trained on it... :-\
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: Ron on January 22, 2006, 11:59:56 PM

Last I checked, both Kelly and Craig owned their property, their houses, etc. They both have power of attorneys looking into everything for them, and makng sure they still get whatever was promised for them regarding their contracts, the rental properties, and anything else.

Of course, they will need money to pay for the cost of the trails, thus things may need to be put on the market eventually, as the houses they purchased have significantly gone up in value.

There is no government auction.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: shockandawe on January 23, 2006, 10:58:13 AM
<<Pinnacle dropped them as soon as the news broke>>

Well, appearances at shows across the country can be tough in a no-bail situation, yanno.

Though, I wonder if Pinnacle missed the mark in capitalizing on a theme sponsorship...
They could have gotten permission to do a special booth with an "Old ghost town jail" setting.. from FEDS. C&K could be in leg irons, dressed up in that same prairie gear that David Paul shot them in.. and create a kind of mis-en-scene for their fans. She could be holding a six-shooter and he a blacksmithing tool or something... dunno. :::scratching head::::   
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: Milly2Pac on January 24, 2006, 12:57:13 PM
I want dibs on any left over rec drugs
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: ARMZ on January 24, 2006, 02:31:33 PM
Can you imagine the porn collection they find in that house!
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 24, 2006, 07:20:49 PM
Can you imagine the porn collection they find in that house!

lol
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: Special Ed on January 26, 2006, 01:38:16 PM
Speaking of porn...(and I speak of porn frequently, though not as often as I look at porn), have you ever noticed that porn usage is like drug usage? With drugs, you have your "gateway drugs" -- alchohol and marijuana -- you start off taking a sip of beer on your thirteenth birthday, try pot when youre fifteen, do a couple lines of blow freshman year, drop acid with some pals on the beach over the summer, mix a little valium and booze, experiment with heroin, give crack cocaine a try, and eventually blow a homeless guy for a quarter so you can save up to feed your new drug habit.

And with porn, you have your "gateway porn" -- Playboy and Penthouse -- you start off taking a peek at your uncle's Playboy on your thirteenth birthday, then at fifteen start stealing your older brother's old Penthouse mags from under his bed, as a college freshman you get intimate with the close-up vaginia shots in Hustler, look at way too many cocks in High Society over Spring Break, spend hours passing Barely Legal back and forth at the beach house trying to guess the girls' actual age and admiring their shaven poonannies, mix a little oddball porn in there like Pregnant Pussycats and Juggz, experiment with Colt Magazine, get hooked on double penetration videos, asswreck your sweet girlfriend because it looked like the girl in the movie liked it, and eventually allow a gay guy to blow you for twenty five bucks so you can buy your girl a nice Valentine's Day gift.

Special "Cupid" Ed
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 26, 2006, 07:00:25 PM
Speaking of porn...(and I speak of porn frequently, though not as often as I look at porn), have you ever noticed that porn usage is like drug usage? With drugs, you have your "gateway drugs" -- alchohol and marijuana -- you start off taking a sip of beer on your thirteenth birthday, try pot when youre fifteen, do a couple lines of blow freshman year, drop acid with some pals on the beach over the summer, mix a little valium and booze, experiment with heroin, give crack cocaine a try, and eventually blow a homeless guy for a quarter so you can save up to feed your new drug habit.

And with porn, you have your "gateway porn" -- Playboy and Penthouse -- you start off taking a peek at your uncle's Playboy on your thirteenth birthday, then at fifteen start stealing your older brother's old Penthouse mags from under his bed, as a college freshman you get intimate with the close-up vaginia shots in Hustler, look at way too many cocks in High Society over Spring Break, spend hours passing Barely Legal back and forth at the beach house trying to guess the girls' actual age and admiring their shaven poonannies, mix a little oddball porn in there like Pregnant Pussycats and Juggz, experiment with Colt Magazine, get hooked on double penetration videos, asswreck your sweet girlfriend because it looked like the girl in the movie liked it, and eventually allow a gay guy to blow you for twenty five bucks so you can buy your girl a nice Valentine's Day gift.

Special "Cupid" Ed
 
charge 50   

prices going up
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: littleguns on January 27, 2006, 06:58:18 AM
I don't know which was the bigger crime...signing Craig to a Pinncalce Deal or Dropping Vince Taylor from his....
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: buffalo on January 27, 2006, 08:19:29 AM
it's called addiction....most people can't handle drugs, booze, porn, sex etc.....they start out at one level and end up in the fucking gutter......

people are empty so they look for all this bullshit to fill their empty lives and it doesn't work so they have to keep reaching for bigger & bigger thrills....it's the reason craig & kel are in jail right now
Title: Re: Anyone going to the....................
Post by: buffalo on January 27, 2006, 08:24:17 AM
lol  sure  only if the same blonde woman who was releasing white dove's as jacko's innocent charges were being announced is there releasing dove's for craig and kelly

if craig & kelly are found innocent...which won't happen.....there ain't gonna be any white doves released into the air...just a few crack/meth whores jumping out of a cheesy hummer limo, high on ecstacy slurping their special k water bottles & swinging flare sticks around dancing & sweating to DJ Tiestro or Paul Oakenfold...... :P
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: torquemada on March 13, 2006, 04:32:06 PM

 Kelly is in jail to protect school children from having to see her face.
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That's the most this whole spectacle has made me laugh...
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: ramazon on March 14, 2006, 10:00:12 AM
Last I checked, both Kelly and Craig owned their property, their houses, etc. They both have power of attorneys looking into everything for them, and makng sure they still get whatever was promised for them regarding their contracts, the rental properties, and anything else.

Of course, they will need money to pay for the cost of the trails, thus things may need to be put on the market eventually, as the houses they purchased have significantly gone up in value.

There is no government auction.

The truth hurts, Ron.  I was hoping for some new BBQ recipe books.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: shockandawe on May 10, 2006, 04:34:30 PM
DOH! :D 

Bobby Flay Remodels the Trunk of a Jaguar and Makes it Into an Outdoor BBQ...
???
 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: pvcjockey on May 11, 2006, 03:26:47 PM
I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET CRAIGS RAMBONE 3000 DILDO.  HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE SOME LOVE FUDGE LEFT ON IT!!!!!!!!!     WOOOHOOOO.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: shockandawe on May 13, 2006, 09:08:43 AM
<<I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET CRAIGS RAMBONE 3000 DILDO.  HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE SOME LOVE FUDGE LEFT ON IT!!!!!!!!!     WOOOHOOOO.>>

Okay, that's the most this whole spectacle has MADE ME PUKE since the beginning!!

UGGHHHH ???
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: OneBigMan on May 14, 2006, 12:42:30 PM
I think Craig and Kelly's home was shown once on mainstream TV. It was when that rocker was getting a complete makeover and Titus was his personal trainer and Ryan was giving him advice on his nutrition.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: fitfan8869 on May 14, 2006, 05:15:02 PM
pOOR GUY CAN'T EVEN GET A HIT OF X WHILE IN THE CAN. :'(

I wouldn't say that.  Craig has been in before and I am sure knows all the tricks and how to get anything he wants.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: ramazon on May 16, 2006, 08:36:17 PM
Speaking of porn...(and I speak of porn frequently, though not as often as I look at porn), have you ever noticed that porn usage is like drug usage? With drugs, you have your "gateway drugs" -- alchohol and marijuana -- you start off taking a sip of beer on your thirteenth birthday, try pot when youre fifteen, do a couple lines of blow freshman year, drop acid with some pals on the beach over the summer, mix a little valium and booze, experiment with heroin, give crack cocaine a try, and eventually blow a homeless guy for a quarter so you can save up to feed your new drug habit.

And with porn, you have your "gateway porn" -- Playboy and Penthouse -- you start off taking a peek at your uncle's Playboy on your thirteenth birthday, then at fifteen start stealing your older brother's old Penthouse mags from under his bed, as a college freshman you get intimate with the close-up vaginia shots in Hustler, look at way too many cocks in High Society over Spring Break, spend hours passing Barely Legal back and forth at the beach house trying to guess the girls' actual age and admiring their shaven poonannies, mix a little oddball porn in there like Pregnant Pussycats and Juggz, experiment with Colt Magazine, get hooked on double penetration videos, asswreck your sweet girlfriend because it looked like the girl in the movie liked it, and eventually allow a gay guy to blow you for twenty five bucks so you can buy your girl a nice Valentine's Day gift.

Special "Cupid" Ed
Sir, whoever the hell you are, whatever physical condition you might be in, you've GOT to transport yourself to the nearest improv comedy theatre--or any place with an open mike--and read your material aloud for a live audience.  Otherwise, I'M gonna do it, and become a MEGA star.  Y'hear?  YOU ARE BRILLIANT.  Asswreck and all.
Title: Re: Anyone going to the auction of their property?
Post by: Creative Zen on May 18, 2006, 07:41:27 PM
Special Ed... you are special LOL