Speaking of porn...(and I speak of porn frequently, though not as often as I look at porn), have you ever noticed that porn usage is like drug usage? With drugs, you have your "gateway drugs" -- alchohol and marijuana -- you start off taking a sip of beer on your thirteenth birthday, try pot when youre fifteen, do a couple lines of blow freshman year, drop acid with some pals on the beach over the summer, mix a little valium and booze, experiment with heroin, give crack cocaine a try, and eventually blow a homeless guy for a quarter so you can save up to feed your new drug habit.
And with porn, you have your "gateway porn" -- Playboy and Penthouse -- you start off taking a peek at your uncle's Playboy on your thirteenth birthday, then at fifteen start stealing your older brother's old Penthouse mags from under his bed, as a college freshman you get intimate with the close-up vaginia shots in Hustler, look at way too many cocks in High Society over Spring Break, spend hours passing Barely Legal back and forth at the beach house trying to guess the girls' actual age and admiring their shaven poonannies, mix a little oddball porn in there like Pregnant Pussycats and Juggz, experiment with Colt Magazine, get hooked on double penetration videos, asswreck your sweet girlfriend because it looked like the girl in the movie liked it, and eventually allow a gay guy to blow you for twenty five bucks so you can buy your girl a nice Valentine's Day gift.
Special "Cupid" Ed
