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John Basedow.......
« on: August 10, 2022, 12:57:52 PM »
What was his deal? Fitness Made Simple commercials. Long bicep bellies.

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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2022, 12:58:44 PM »
Seems gay to me. BB do your detective work

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2022, 01:05:40 PM »
Weird midsection.  Would not hit.  No homo.

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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2022, 01:20:54 PM »
John Abdo on puberty blockers.

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2022, 01:39:54 PM »
Looks like his head was photoshopped.

Not a 19" neck like our Bhanky.

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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2022, 01:40:39 PM »
I remember there was a rumor going around after a tsunami hit Thailand that Basedow perished. I always imagined him getting swept away by the strong current and eventually breaking that stack of dime neck of his

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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2022, 01:51:41 PM »
Well at least he`s got a better neck than Jeff Willett !!

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2022, 02:03:10 PM »
Weird guy -

He kinda looks like Mike O'hearn with AIDS here -

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Cringe -

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Post #9 claims he was living with a boyfriend in NJ about a decade ago - https://www.datalounge.com/thread/6738099-john-basedow-muscle-queen .

He also used to model for the magazine "Exercise for Men Only" in the late 90's.

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2022, 02:07:39 PM »
Punchable Face Of Peace

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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2022, 02:28:21 PM »
Weird guy -

He kinda looks like Mike O'hearn with AIDS here -

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Cringe -

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Post #9 claims he was living with a boyfriend in NJ about a decade ago - https://www.datalounge.com/thread/6738099-john-basedow-muscle-queen .

He also used to model for the magazine "Exercise for Men Only" in the late 90's.

Lmao! Would you say he’s got on his power wig or it isn’t orange enough?

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2022, 02:41:58 PM »
As ghey as the day is long, what a froot-loop... ??? ???

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2022, 02:56:33 PM »
It's close, almost there, but needs a little deeper orangey hue -

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Also Basedow isn't as confident as Mike is. Mike understands the nuances of the orange. With great power comes great responsibility, there is a ying and a yang to the power wig. Some days you need to rest it (perhaps under a hat), otherwise you'll be worn down by its power. Other times, you rock it for all it's worth. The wig will provide.

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2022, 03:39:17 PM »
“Biceps, triceps, and even abs”

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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2022, 03:41:20 PM »
“Biceps, triceps, and even abs”

I can still hear it! “And even abs!” Points to shirtless midsection while wearing bike shorts

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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2022, 09:25:02 PM »
Weird guy -

He kinda looks like Mike O'hearn with AIDS here -

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Cringe -

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Post #9 claims he was living with a boyfriend in NJ about a decade ago - https://www.datalounge.com/thread/6738099-john-basedow-muscle-queen .

He also used to model for the magazine "Exercise for Men Only" in the late 90's.

His face has all the contours of a serial dick sucker.

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2022, 01:54:12 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2022, 05:04:29 AM »




The Power of the Orange is real….

#ultimateorange
#powerwigprivilege
#orangeispower
#powerpiece
#orangeisthenewblonde

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2022, 08:02:56 AM »
He looks like he has a waisting disease.

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2022, 09:19:44 AM »
This isn’t an insult. He reminds me of Go4it

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2022, 09:28:40 AM »
BRUCE KAITLYN JENNER SYNDROME...

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2022, 01:45:18 PM »
I’ve seen that episode of Fuck That’s Delicious.

I’ve also seen him briefly in person at a mall one time.

Props to him to have a build that he’s not harming health and he is paid off of it.

Makes me wonder how he could afford all those commercials.

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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2022, 03:26:21 PM »
Is Basedow a confirmed gay? I won’t be able to sleep tonight if I don’t get this important question  answered soon.

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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2022, 03:31:03 PM »
Is Basedow a confirmed gay? I won’t be able to sleep tonight if I don’t get this important question  answered soon.

He is if we want him to be!!

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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2022, 04:22:04 PM »
He is if we want him to be!!

Good answer! Now I can finally go to sleep!

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Re: John Basedow.......
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2022, 06:19:10 PM »
As ghey as the day is long, what a froot-loop... ??? ???

I was thinking the same thing.

Giant homo.