Author Topic: Share your Getbigger problems here  (Read 10960 times)

slicksta

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Re: Share your problems
« Reply #75 on: November 07, 2011, 04:55:41 AM »
Pics are awsume booty.
that dalmation will be the first to get a home.

theses days, i will take any pussy that will have me  :'(

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Re: Share your problems
« Reply #76 on: November 07, 2011, 05:50:32 AM »
theses days, i will take any pussy that will have me  :'(

Good to hear because I need homes for these little bundles of fluff.   :D

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Re: Share your problems
« Reply #77 on: November 07, 2011, 07:47:15 AM »
I ran out of vodka Saturday night :'(

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Getbigger Problems
« Reply #78 on: November 07, 2011, 09:05:06 AM »
Getbigger Problems:

- Itchy bump on ass
- Penis too big
- Concorde jet fuel too expensive
- Not enough weights in the gym

Please add to this list as you see fit.

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #79 on: November 07, 2011, 09:07:04 AM »
Medical Insurance is $652.00 a month.

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #80 on: November 07, 2011, 09:09:02 AM »
Models and movie stars won't stop blowing up the cell phone...


The mansion is too small and the chauffer is always smokin dope

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #81 on: November 07, 2011, 09:12:49 AM »
Models and movie stars won't stop blowing up the cell phone...


The mansion is too small and the chauffer is always smokin dope
Spot on.

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #82 on: November 07, 2011, 09:15:10 AM »
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
all drugs - TPPIIP

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #83 on: November 07, 2011, 09:16:17 AM »
A real getbigger never knows his problems. He has a staff to deal with them before he gets to know.

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #84 on: November 07, 2011, 09:28:08 AM »
I am tired of everybody kissing my ass and telling me how much of a alpha male i am why dont they just leave me alone.

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #85 on: November 07, 2011, 09:38:17 AM »
ron is dealing with our problems

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Re: Getbigger Problems
« Reply #86 on: November 07, 2011, 11:46:47 AM »
ron is dealing with our problems


Actually, he is.


I think the easiest solution for us most times is to just hit the "delete" button...

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Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
« Reply #87 on: November 07, 2011, 03:29:07 PM »
So it gets better today my other boss tried to kill himself, been waiting to post in this shift this whole fucking day.
 ???

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Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2011, 10:34:29 AM »
Paperwork is for pencilpushers.  >:(

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Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2011, 10:37:15 AM »
So it gets better today my other boss tried to kill himself, been waiting to post in this shift this whole fucking day.
 ???
What was the method he used?

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Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
« Reply #90 on: November 08, 2011, 10:41:38 AM »
Got thrown on my face by cops with guns drawn on me, cuffed, and tossed in the back of a squad car.  They then apologized and let me go because I matched a description of someone they were after.  I was a bit shaken up, as it was my first time ever being arrested  :D

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Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
« Reply #91 on: November 08, 2011, 10:50:35 AM »
Got thrown on my face by cops with guns drawn on me, cuffed, and tossed in the back of a squad car.  They then apologized and let me go because I matched a description of someone they were after.  I was a bit shaken up, as it was my first time ever being arrested  :D

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me.....


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Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
« Reply #92 on: November 08, 2011, 11:30:41 AM »
My legs are too strong from walking and consequently I have nothing to do on my "leg day" in the gym.

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Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
« Reply #93 on: November 08, 2011, 11:33:33 AM »
Getbigger can't go to work in the morning because he can't decide whether to drive the SUV or the Porsche