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Title: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: littleguns on October 25, 2010, 08:27:16 AM
http://www.energycareusa.com/Jay/ecJayPage.html

$49.99 for these...cmon now

I do admit, Jay is a marketing machine

In the past months I have been training harder than ever to make sure this year is my fourth Mr. Olympia win. As recent as a few months ago, I began wearing EnergyCare USA sports bands (one on each wrist) during my daily routine. The product has made a noticeable difference in my stamina and my endurance in getting through my daily routine. More importantly, it has impacted my ability to recover from minor aches and muscle pains quicker --- and I have also noticed a definite increase in flexibility. I am amazed by EnergyCare and I want to share my enthusiasm with all of you! I invite you to pump up without limits and find out more by reading the info below.

Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: MAXX on October 25, 2010, 08:29:00 AM
49$ for a rubber bracelet ?

oh well there is idiots for everything
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: lovemonkey on October 25, 2010, 08:30:21 AM
lmao scam much?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 25, 2010, 08:30:32 AM
Just ordered a crate....should be jacked in no time.....
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 25, 2010, 08:31:22 AM
very Situation-esque of Jay
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: G_Thang on October 25, 2010, 08:34:47 AM
$29.99 for his scissors to cut your meat vs $.99 for a plastic pair from a Dollar Store.

i guess bbing is a serious schmoe business.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: tendonitis on October 25, 2010, 08:34:59 AM
nobody loves money more than the fridge
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Natural Man on October 25, 2010, 08:35:20 AM
"Our products help to correct cellular imbalance and combat the harmful electromagnetic energy emitted from electrical devices all around us. This is accomplished through EnergyCare's development of a brand new scientific discovery called Atraxlite™. This technology attracts natural light through vibrations at subatomic levels. The natural light is attracted to the aluminum chips containing Atraxlite™ technology; it is then pulled into the blood stream, thereby maximizing the body's ability to absorb natural light.

The human body is made of almost 70% water. As this natural light is absorbed into the body, it begins to align and restructure stressed water molecules through the Molecular Alignment Process, otherwise known as MAP™. Atraxlite™ along with MAP™ improves the body's electromagnetic energy field by correcting unbalanced energy levels in the body, increasing the body's energy channels, strengthening its pathways of energy and helping to eliminate toxins.
"
(http://forum.i3d.net/attachments/counter-strike-1-6/943168019d1240763972-sourcebans-facepalm21.jpg)


There are dumb people, smarter people, and people who are even smarter than smarter people.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Howard on October 25, 2010, 09:50:22 AM
LOL, I am now waiting for the new Jay Cutler boxer shorts .  :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Hulkotron on October 25, 2010, 09:52:10 AM
Just ordered a crate....should be jacked in no time.....

Haha, big gains on the way!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Nasty Nate on October 25, 2010, 09:59:55 AM
$29.99 for his scissors to cut your meat vs $.99 for a plastic pair from a Dollar Store.

i guess bbing is a serious schmoe business.

Yeah i was just gonna mention those lol... jays making cash everywhere he can
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: BIG_STI on October 25, 2010, 10:19:26 AM
"Our products help to correct cellular imbalance and combat the harmful electromagnetic energy emitted from electrical devices all around us. This is accomplished through EnergyCare's development of a brand new scientific discovery called Atraxlite™. This technology attracts natural light through vibrations at subatomic levels. The natural light is attracted to the aluminum chips containing Atraxlite™ technology; it is then pulled into the blood stream, thereby maximizing the body's ability to absorb natural light.

The human body is made of almost 70% water. As this natural light is absorbed into the body, it begins to align and restructure stressed water molecules through the Molecular Alignment Process, otherwise known as MAP™. Atraxlite™ along with MAP™ improves the body's electromagnetic energy field by correcting unbalanced energy levels in the body, increasing the body's energy channels, strengthening its pathways of energy and helping to eliminate toxins.
"
(http://forum.i3d.net/attachments/counter-strike-1-6/943168019d1240763972-sourcebans-facepalm21.jpg)


There are dumb people, smarter people, and people who are even smarter than smarter people.

LOL wasn't all this shit big a few years back, then it all got outed as doing nothing what so ever
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: MAXX on October 25, 2010, 10:20:44 AM
LOL wasn't all this shit big a few years back, then it all got outed as doing nothing what so ever
there was nothing to be outed. Only a retard would believe a rubber band could do all that stuff.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: unracked on October 25, 2010, 10:23:25 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: tom joad on October 25, 2010, 10:25:46 AM
jay gives more credit to the rubber band than to the roids.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: kiwiol on October 25, 2010, 10:29:57 AM
Just ordered a crate....should be jacked in no time.....

Ditto

I also just shared it with my friends on Facebook and 'Liked' it 8)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 25, 2010, 10:33:27 AM
Just ordered a crate....should be jacked in no time.....

Dont get to big...you'll lose flexibility!   :o
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: spinnis on October 25, 2010, 10:44:53 AM
GEt that money jay GET DAT SHIT
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Jaime on October 25, 2010, 10:51:49 AM
So if i put one of those rubber bands on my cock it will turn in to some sort of magical scepter of light, with mystic healing properties?

Intrigued.

I just ordered the rainbow coloured pack, i can cordinate from day to day with my underwear then.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: JasonH on October 25, 2010, 10:54:38 AM
I'm saving my money until Jay comes out with his new line in funky fridge magnets.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 25, 2010, 10:57:08 AM
LOL, I am now waiting for the new Jay Cutler boxer shorts .  :D

I never guessed you to be into soiled boxer shorts. To each his own I guess :-\
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: kiwiol on October 25, 2010, 11:01:15 AM
I'm saving my money until Jay comes out with his new line in funky fridge magnets.

Mad Max was raving about some sticky stuff he got off Jay - you might want to PM him.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on October 25, 2010, 11:20:14 AM
lol wtf Im a big Jay fan and all but this shit
 ::)
Now if it went to charity, and not profit, that is respectable.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: JasonH on October 25, 2010, 11:36:31 AM
Mad Max was raving about some sticky stuff he got off Jay - you might want to PM him.

 :-X

I think I'll pass.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Parker on October 25, 2010, 11:45:50 AM
That's as bad as Levrone's magnets, or the "impurities" pulled from the bottom of your feet.

Really, so this Atraxlite, is far better in attracting natural light than our own skin? ::)
Not only is a fool born every minute, it seems like the fools are becoming more stupider.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: disco_stu on October 25, 2010, 12:31:37 PM
"Our products help to correct cellular imbalance and combat the harmful electromagnetic energy emitted from electrical devices all around us. This is accomplished through EnergyCare's development of a brand new scientific discovery called Atraxlite™. This technology attracts natural light through vibrations at subatomic levels. The natural light is attracted to the aluminum chips containing Atraxlite™ technology; it is then pulled into the blood stream, thereby maximizing the body's ability to absorb natural light.

The human body is made of almost 70% water. As this natural light is absorbed into the body, it begins to align and restructure stressed water molecules through the Molecular Alignment Process, otherwise known as MAP™. Atraxlite™ along with MAP™ improves the body's electromagnetic energy field by correcting unbalanced energy levels in the body, increasing the body's energy channels, strengthening its pathways of energy and helping to eliminate toxins.
"
(http://forum.i3d.net/attachments/counter-strike-1-6/943168019d1240763972-sourcebans-facepalm21.jpg)


There are dumb people, smarter people, and people who are even smarter than smarter people.

surely this is fraud.

what a complete load of crap.

"align stressed water molecules"....wtf?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 25, 2010, 12:42:00 PM
Energy Care is a semi Network Marketing company at best.  However they make tons of money and pay endorsers big bucks.  Jay prob got about 30k just for the endorsement. 


Ronnie Coleman did the same thing and Drew Bree's contract with Advocare was a high 6 figures.  Network Marketing Companies give away money like water because they have so much coming in
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: jwb on October 25, 2010, 12:42:52 PM
Ronnie promoted those lifewave patches also.

High integrity being shown by our champs!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Bands...cmon now
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 25, 2010, 12:52:10 PM
Ronnie promoted those lifewave patches also.

High integrity being shown by our champs!


If someone offers you 50k to endorse a product with nothing else required except a stock picture of you, who would be dumb enough to pass it up.  Network Marketing companies only care about the name and that's it.  They make money from the sale of products and signing up of distributors