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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2012, 02:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Stark on August 21, 2012, 05:51:47 AM
*BARF!!!


that's a whole lotta love, tons of fun.betty the blob.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2012, 05:14:37 PM »
Best part is that hippo jumping in the pool.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2012, 05:17:50 PM »
spilled over. give her a few weeks, she'll be ready
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2012, 05:21:58 PM »
Disgusting human being
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2012, 05:22:17 PM »
She does not look 800lbs

500 maybe
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2012, 05:24:37 PM »
"Embracing her curves", Why do people, specifically obese women say this? I know the announcer did, but I hear this alot. They are not "curvy", but they are "bulgey", when you think of curvy women, you think of Anna Nicole Smith, Jackee, Dolly Parton, and others---curves denote an hourglass figure, not a mutant muffin.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2012, 05:25:11 PM »
Quote from: Ursus on August 21, 2012, 05:22:17 PM
She does not look 800lbs

500 maybe

Was thinking this too. 
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2012, 05:30:40 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on August 21, 2012, 05:25:11 PM
Was thinking this too. 
Take a look at that gunt, and her sides, then her legs---also one must take in account her height...that's a good 800 pounds right there...

And her husband is trying to kill her.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2012, 06:25:54 PM »
BULLSHIT... no fucking way she is 800 lbs.  400-500 lbs is more like it.   

The media is all about drama, sensationalism and lies.  100% garbage.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2012, 06:37:43 PM »
She must be marrying a guy who has a fetish for fat women and likes to watch them gorge on fatty foods.  The woman becomes housebound and a slave to her obesity where she is totally dependant on the man. 
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2012, 06:47:17 PM »
Can you imagine how many shits she takes in a day?
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2012, 06:52:01 PM »
Quote from: viking1 on August 21, 2012, 07:11:01 AM
Her cooter must smell to high heaven

Like a provolone factory....and you know her chocolate starfish hasn't been wiped properly since she was 3 years old.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2012, 07:03:15 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on August 21, 2012, 06:52:01 PM
Like a provolone factory....and you know her chocolate starfish hasn't been wiped properly since she was 3 years old.

Yeah how do people that fat wipe their asses?  Serious question, is there some kind of special tool?
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2012, 07:48:29 PM »
Quote from: orion on August 21, 2012, 07:03:15 PM
Yeah how do people that fat wipe their asses?  Serious question, is there some kind of special tool?
They have alot of fat rolls to wipe around.   :-X
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2012, 07:50:35 PM »
Quote from: orion on August 21, 2012, 07:03:15 PM
Yeah how do people that fat wipe their asses?  Serious question, is there some kind of special tool?

I suppose if you believe in evolution, they'd have longer arms.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2012, 07:51:22 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on August 21, 2012, 07:50:35 PM
I suppose if you believe in evolution, they'd have longer arms.
The old towel trick.   :D
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2012, 07:52:52 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 21, 2012, 07:51:22 PM
The old towel trick.   :D

So if they're choking you have to call and request long-armed paramedics?
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2012, 07:54:52 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on August 21, 2012, 07:52:52 PM
So if they're choking you have to call and request long-armed paramedics?
I don't know but with the weight of them, I doubt anyone unless you were very strong would be able to lift or move them to even assist/help them. 
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2012, 07:56:47 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 21, 2012, 07:54:52 PM
I don't know but with the weight of them, I doubt anyone unless you were very strong would be able to lift or move them to even assist/help them. 

I suppose you could do the Heimlich Maneuver with a baseball bat......
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2012, 07:58:21 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on August 21, 2012, 07:56:47 PM
I suppose you could do the Heimlich Maneuver with a baseball bat......
HAHA   ;D
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2012, 09:13:43 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on August 21, 2012, 09:49:10 AM
Seriously though she looks barely over 600lbs. She really carries the weight well.

Very true actually. I've seen tv shows where these 500-600 pound women can't even walk anymore...yet she seems to be able to walk just fine.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2012, 09:56:42 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on August 21, 2012, 09:13:43 PM
Very true actually. I've seen tv shows where these 500-600 pound women can't even walk anymore...yet she seems to be able to walk just fine.
Her sister pushed her in her wheelchair from the car to the dress shop, to get fitted for her wedding dress.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2012, 10:17:51 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 21, 2012, 09:56:42 PM
Her sister pushed her in her wheelchair from the car to the dress shop, to get fitted for her wedding dress.

So?
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2012, 10:30:05 PM »
She has a beautiful soul and a wonderful personality.
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Re: WYHI - The 800 Pound Bride
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2012, 10:31:30 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on August 21, 2012, 10:30:05 PM
She has a beautiful soul and a wonderful personality.

And would make a wonderful bonfire.....
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