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I remember back in the day out of bordom i smoked 5 cigarettes in 10 min, got one of the most grueling headache.t
What was my motiv? To see what happens.
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Put the pussy on a pedestal.
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Agreed, I should've stayed with hard drugs. ;D
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LOL
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got into bodybuilding
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being steroid free for years...
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I remember back in the day out of bordom i smoked 5 cigarettes in 10 min, got one of the most grueling headache.t
What was my motiv? To see what happens.
That's good stuff.
You must be one crazy guy.
Motive? To see what happens. :o
That's the shit I'm taking about. Some people lay it out there, balls out. No fear.
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i dabbled in tim learys drug of choice once or twice.
1st time fun, 2nd time NOTTT fun
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Being a vegetarian for ten years.
Going to a party and eat twice as much mushroom as I was suposed to and then topping it of with some xtc. (a lot of fun the first hour, not so much the other seven)
Sticking my finger between a closing electric car window to see if it would hurt. (it did)
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spending so many time in drinking and partying in my teen despite of training...
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Being a vegetarian for ten years.
Going to a party and eat twice as much mushroom as I was suposed to and then topping it of with some xtc. (a lot of fun the first hour, not so much the other seven)
Sticking my finger between a closing electric car window to see if it would hurt. (it did)
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hahaha i already begin to like this guy.
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You're not to bad yourself there, big guy. ;D
I can imagine you have pulled some crazy shit...
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Married a Pro bodybuilder (female)
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clicked on a thread about "Dorian vs Ronnie"
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Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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i dabbled in tim learys drug of choice once or twice.
1st time fun, 2nd time NOTTT fun
Same here. When the Grateful Dead came to town that stuff was plentiful. I used to eat LSD and go to school. I have no idea how I used to do that crazy stuff?
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Not taking my vitamins and saying my prayers.
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I remember back in the day out of bordom i smoked 5 cigarettes in 10 min, got one of the most grueling headache.t
What was my motiv? To see what happens.
Stupidity. Any other questions? No ? Okay then..Let's move on ..
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Married a Pro bodybuilder (female)
Always a female?
ta ta
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Married a Pro bodybuilder (female)
No such thing.
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I think I went to church once.
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Married a cop. >:(
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clicked on a thread about "Dorian vs Ronnie"
BADA BING
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spending so many time in drinking and partying in my teen despite of training...
Mine was probably spending too much time in the gym instead of drinking and partying. :-\
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Marry a cop. >:(
WHOOOaoaoaao hohohaao............... Wait a tick... ;)
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move to Colorado...but i'm correcting this BS right now. Ariz Univ...divcom is on his way in 2009.
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Went 180mph on a motorcycle. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but in retrospect it was a horrifically stupid thing to do.
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Not having sex on prom night because i froze right before i made my move. :-[;D
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Not having sex on prom night because i froze right before i made my move. :-[;D
Nice move fancy boy!
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Nice move fancy boy!
what move? I froze up you bastard >:(
;D
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WHOOOaoaoaao hohohaao............... Wait a tick... ;)
I'll give ya a tick little man. >:(
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Married a Pro bodybuilder (female)
Would that be this one?
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what move? I froze up you bastard >:(
;D
Scared of the pussy on prom night huh!
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Clinging to a motorcycle while standing on a skateboard. At 70Km/h i fell of an tried to run. It made a HORRIBLE noise i will never forget in my life. It was the tendons in my knee getting ripped apart. I needed four surgeries over the years, but now its okay again.
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I'll give ya a tick little man. >:(
NO! >:(
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>:(
>:(
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Clinging to a motorcycle while standing on a skateboard. At 70Km/h i fell of an tried to run. It made a HORRIBLE noise i will never forget in my life. It was the tendons in my knee getting ripped apart. I needed four surgeries over the years, but now its okay again.
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you gotta be shittin me
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Clinging to a motorcycle while standing on a skateboard. At 70Km/h i fell of an tried to run. It made a HORRIBLE noise i will never forget in my life. It was the tendons in my knee getting ripped apart. I needed four surgeries over the years, but now its okay again.
DK,
No chance you caught this on video??????????????????????????????????????????
You are my hero!
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Not having sex on prom night because i froze right before i made my move. :-[;D
Was he disappointed? ;D
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No shit. I did quite a share of dumb stuff from 15 to 20, it was my wild years. I wish i had it on video too. ;D
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No shit. I did quite a share of dumb stuff from 15 to 20, it was my wild years. I wish i had it on video too. ;D
its a miracle your still with us.
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I wish i had it on video too. ;D
Sure ya do.just another excuse not to show what you look like ::)
:D
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Clinging to a motorcycle while standing on a skateboard. At 70Km/h i fell of an tried to run. It made a HORRIBLE noise i will never forget in my life. It was the tendons in my knee getting ripped apart. I needed four surgeries over the years, but now its okay again.
pretty brave for a german.
I bet mutti was disapointed.
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joining getbig ;D
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I pulled up the zipper on my jeans too fast and I zipped my dick's skin
it happened this morning and I was pissed ;D
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I pulled up the zipper on my jeans too fast and I zipped my dick's skin
it happened this morning and I was pissed ;D
Cake taker.... Right here.... OUCH! Was it like on "Theres Something About Mary"?
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Cake taker.... Right here.... OUCH! Was it like on "Theres Something About Mary"?
haha I don't remember that movie I was too young when I saw it !
but it hurt a lot ;D
my girlfriend was laughing at me cause she always tell be to wear underwear but I hate those things so I will keep not wearing them ;D
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Yep
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I spent 26 years of my life failing to drink my own urine. ::)
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Pussy
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Bouncing at clubs for a living. Some of those clubs were not friendly (i.e. no metal detectors, heavy gang patronage, lots of guns and knives). We had a "don't ask" policy with certain clientele.
All we asked was that you not wear colors in one bar I worked. When I asked a Hell's Angel to take his colors off (there was a rival gang in the club), he recruited his buddies and pointed a gun at me and asked me to beg for my life. Probably should have died that night.
Needless to say, I begged and told him he could drink for free for the next two nights if he came back after midnight. I quit later that night. $8/hour wasn't worth it.
hope you have a better job now bro :o
as for the question this thread asks.......
when I was 7 I did pull out of my grandma's hand and started screaming ICECREAM running into the street, there were no cars around
the next thing I know I'm 20 feet up in the air and I land on my back and the back of my head not able to breathe, all I hear is screams from every where
and people around me in a circle. I remember exactly when I was in the air and when I landed, it's flash memory, the terrible events you always remember.
I got tossed by the truck of this drunk driver who was driving with his eyes closed and going 150+ km per hour
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Loan a friend fifteen thousand dollars.
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hope you have a better job now bro :o
as for the question this thread asks.......
when I was 7 I did pull out of my grandma's hand and started screaming ICECREAM running into the street, there were no cars around
the next thing I know I'm 20 feet up in the air and I land on my back and the back of my head not able to breathe, all I hear is screams from every where
and people around me in a circle. I remember exactly when I was in the air and when I landed, it's flash memory, the terrible events you always remember.
I got tossed by the truck of this drunk driver who was driving with his eyes closed and going 150+ km per hour
:o Damn scary. No broken bones or anything?
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hope you have a better job now bro :o
as for the question this thread asks.......
when I was 7 I did pull out of my grandma's hand and started screaming ICECREAM running into the street, there were no cars around
the next thing I know I'm 20 feet up in the air and I land on my back and the back of my head not able to breathe, all I hear is screams from every where
and people around me in a circle. I remember exactly when I was in the air and when I landed, it's flash memory, the terrible events you always remember.
I got tossed by the truck of this drunk driver who was driving with his eyes closed and going 150+ km per hour
So that's what happened to you? Makes sense now.
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:o Damn scary. No broken bones or anything?
I had a bruised right femur bone and the back of my head had a huge bump
I was hospitalized for a couple of weeks.
I don't think another person could have lived through it :-\ especially at 7
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Sure.
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You use an air brush?
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Got married once.
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Got married once.
are you STILL married? if so please don't answer as your wife may be cruising these boards.
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oil or acryllic?
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Got married once.
lol please explain.
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Sure, always open...
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are you STILL married? if so please don't answer as your wife may be cruising these boards.
Divorced... She's trying to get back with me tho.
lol please explain.
Not much to explain... I got married... It didn't work out... I got divorced.
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That one's bad ass. I like the mystery here:
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Thats a large canvas? Ever done fresco?
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An exceptional creation, have to go house sit now, will send a note now and then.
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this is my second ever oil painting - I just put it up for sale.
Second ever? That's unheard of...phenomenal talent.
BTW, how much did that one sell for I posted?
How much do you want for that one that's your second ever?
So far I've purchased 4 oil paintings from artists... ;)
If it inspires me, it will add to my life productively...
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the first picture I posted is my first painting.. I'm a bit of a natural.
Definately a natural. ;) How much are you selling it for?
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those are two pictures of the same painting... ones just a close up. make me an offer.
Its worth something because I'm a little more well known now - that's why super models ask me to paint them.
but I want to get rid of that painting... maybe I'll give it to you.
I'd love to, but I honestly shouldn't give my information to anyone on Getbig... ;)
Where are you at?
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I loaned money to friends. :-[
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I know I'm sooo anon on this board. know one will ever figure out who I am.
But you haven't publicly admitted to chugging your own piss. Keep in mind that I HAVE. :-X
Since your first painting, how would you say you've evolved as an artist?
In what way does who you are personally influence your paintings?
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I haven't been painting that long... but fuck technique and all that.
when I painted my first painting it was a landscape... now I have world famous models *asking me* to paint them.. I'd say an art career is looking bright.
and who cares about the technical merit of my paintings - I'm able to bang super models now.
that's the important thing.
Solid point.
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2 girls talked me into giving another guy (gay dude) a hand job one night in college when i was really drunk. He shot his load all over my shirt.
You know how I know you're gay?
;D
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Goodrum's parents (see below)
AssHoleLick parents (see below)
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I loaned money to friends. :-[
LOL, dumbass. ;D
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and I take my clothes off for drunken losers
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Nah man, I'm not gay at all. I just thought that maybe it would get the girls horny and maybe I could bang them or something...no such luck. The dude wanted me to suck it, but I said no. He said I did a really good job though, which was probably because I jack off alot.
dude, you're gay :o
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and I take my clothes off for drunken losers
Prove it, PM me some pics. :P
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i luckily havent done too many dumb things
about a year ago when i 1st moved into my current aprtment i was cooking eggs and for some reason i set the burner on high...then after like 8 mins i poured olive oil in the pan...well flames shot to the ceiling and i froze...didnt know what to do...the fire was right in front of all the phone lines and cords...i managed to tun off the burner and get the pan off the stove into my sink!
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Nah man, I'm not gay at all. I just thought that maybe it would get the girls horny and maybe I could bang them or something...no such luck. The dude wanted me to suck it, but I said no. He said I did a really good job though, which was probably because I jack off alot.
I was alluding to the fact that you did that a long with the fact that Seth from Knocked Up wrote the Superbad movie and had a lot of superbad people in it, and your McLovin Avatar.
Like the Diceman said... Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick.
You didn't suck dick... there you go.
I ain't jerking any other guy off but myself... but who am I to judge.
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How is that gay? I was just making sacrifices for some putang.
here's a tip, that's a sacrifice you should never make.
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The funny thing is that most dudes have done some gay stuff in their time but won't admit it. And I know we all wonder from time to time if maybe we are gay...like you know when you are watching porn and you keep staring at the dude's cock instead of looking at the girl.
not me dude, anybody else? ???
are you SURE you're not gay? :-\
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The funny thing is that most dudes have done some gay stuff in their time but won't admit it. And I know we all wonder from time to time if maybe we are gay...like you know when you are watching porn and you keep staring at the dude's cock instead of looking at the girl.
Holy shit, Mclovin. I was going to leave you alone, but now that I've read this I must remind you, AXA is right; you are either gay or bisexual.
You may not realize it, but you like guys. I'm not being mean, I'm sure AXA has good intentions as well, but most straight guys have not done gay stuff, nor do they stare at the dude's cock when they watch porn. Sorry. :-\
The sooner you settle this with yourself the better off you'll be.
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Prove it, PM me some pics. :P
Show me the money.....
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Show me the money.....
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I wrapped myself in a roll of toilet paper and got a friend to light me on fire.
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I'll give you three guesses :-\
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its impossible(spelling?) not to stare at the guys dick while watching porn... its fucking the good stuff.
I can understand if you're watching the interaction between the dick and pussy, like how it's slamming in there and owning the shit, but not focusing primarily on the dick. :-\
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im shureit has happend ta everyone here
to have sex without condom... so fucking good... but after you finish you are like... SHITTTT, what the fuck did i just do??????
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I'll give you three guesses :-\
;D
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No shit. I did quite a share of dumb stuff from 15 to 20, it was my wild years. I wish i had it on video too. ;D
At least you didn't become a pro bodybuilder. :-X
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thats why I fuck women up the ass... all you think is - I should do it again.
yeah.... thats the solution!
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Show me the money.....
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Now show me the goodies!!!! 8)
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Scared of the pussy on prom night huh!
scared of the condom breaking on me :-[ I hit her pussy in college tho. ;)
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scared of the condom breaking on me :-[ I hit her pussy in college tho. ;)
so before you made any sort of move on her, the thought "if this progresses onto sex, the condom might break" went through your head.. and you decided it was best not to continue.. is this right? :D
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so before you made any sort of move on her, the thought "if this progresses onto sex, the condom might break" went through your head.. and you decided it was best not to continue.. is this right? :D
it was more of a flash about babies, :(
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I love this video of AssHoleLick. Plus he looks better with short hair
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im shureit has happend ta everyone here
to have sex without condom... so fucking good... but after you finish you are like... SHITTTT, what the fuck did i just do??????
put the girl on birth control, wait a week, then do it
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Holy shit, Mclovin. I was going to leave you alone, but now that I've read this I must remind you, AXA is right; you are either gay or bisexual.
You may not realize it, but you like guys. I'm not being mean, I'm sure AXA has good intentions as well, but most straight guys have not done gay stuff, nor do they stare at the dude's cock when they watch porn. Sorry. :-\
The sooner you settle this with yourself the better off you'll be.
What I want to know is why he would tell people this........
I think he will be one of those guys who will deny being gay for the most of his life, get married have kids then realize he actually is gay
and ruin his whole family :-\
you're right, he should face the music sooner.
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i had way too much sex, with too many different females.
not that it is a bad thing, but it did give me a bad reputation.
bench
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When very young I was a criminal, hanging out with Hells Angels, kidnapping people and doing
very stupid stuff :-X
I wish I could say more mellow stuff like some posters: I smoked 3cigarettes at once, man I am crazy
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When very young I was a criminal, hanging out with Hells Angels, kidnapping people and doing
very stupid stuff :-X
I wish I could say more mellow stuff like some posters: I smoked 3cigarettes at once, man I am crazy
OK, "Brandon"......post some pics of yourself with these kidnapped people and prove it!
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OK, "Brandon"......post some pics of yourself with these kidnapped people and prove it!
hahahhahahhahahhahahha ROFL!
that's the getbig spirit ;D
proof for everything
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OK, "Brandon"......post some pics of yourself with these kidnapped people and prove it!
You are free to believe whatever you want I dont care.
To send some proof on a forum to a no name hobo
would be the most stupid thing I would ever do.
Regarding the kidnapping I dont regret it, other stuff I regret.
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i had way too much sex, with too many different females.
not that it is a bad thing, but it did give me a bad reputation.
bench
i hate to qoute myself, but i would like to add something.
i have no idea how i have made it this far without getting a STD either. goddamn i was playing with fire.
bench
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when i was 12 years old and looking at porn, i didn't know what a "shemale" was, so i clicked on the shemale section of some porn site and almost had a heart attack. :D
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when i was 12 years old and looking at porn, i didn't know what a "shemale" was, so i clicked on the shemale section of some porn site and almost had a heart attack. :D
Holy shit, now that you said it, I remember too, I accidentally clicked on one and I was like "why does that woman have a penis" then threw up :'(
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Not fucking Gary Busey they first time he was available >:(
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When very young I was a criminal, hanging out with Hells Angels, kidnapping people and doing
very stupid stuff :-X
I wish I could say more mellow stuff like some posters: I smoked 3cigarettes at once, man I am crazy
You must be quite the hardened criminal... ::)
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Yep
Wow :o
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Too many to pick just one.
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making a "hooker" marathon, 10 episode in one day.
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Too many to pick just one.
which means there wasn't one thing that was really dumb enough. ;D
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doing kickboxing, the left knee "out" for one years at the first training.
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which means there wasn't one thing that was really dumb enough. ;D
Ok I lied. The biggest mistake I ever made was falling for an unsuitable woman and listening to my 'heart' ::) when I should have been listening to my head. Cost me over a decade.
Not that I'm, ya know, bitter or anything. >:(
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Ok I lied. The biggest mistake I ever made was falling for an unsuitable woman and listening to my 'heart' ::) when I should have been listening to my head. Cost me over a decade.
Not that I'm, ya know, bitter or anything. >:(
lol, i feel you.
I lost only 5 years. You are right though, forget the motorcycle thing, that woman was the most stupid thing in my life.
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you've got to keep your heart on a leash.. it can be like your dick at times - brainless.
;D ;D ;D
lol, i have to remind that one!
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As a crack commando I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune.
But I have no regrets really.
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Got a job......
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Now that you ask... a friend of mine's younger brother was fired from his job a couple of days ago because his boss found out he banged his wife almost a year ago. The kid was making two grand short of a six figure salary, at 23. That is one pricey puss!
I just had to tell the story.