Its more like this - chick jumps up to hop over wall - cant do it - needs assistance or falls down - help her ass over the wall.
Chick needs boost to get over A frame wall - help out.
Chick gets stuck on cargo net - help out
Some of the fat asses on this site who would be a whimpering mess after 400 yards are making a ton more out of my comment than it was intended to be and anyone who has done one of these knows exactly what I mean.
FYI - the most laughable types on these courses are the bloofy BB types. No endurance, stamina, functional fitness whatsoever.
listen. I dont think theres an issue for anyone on here admitting they couldnt do the race without falling over out of breath. I couldnt do a 400 yard sprint and most on here cant. THATS NOT THE ISSUE.
You skirt the facts that you have many issues with women. Besides that, you are online way too much to say you are a lawyer, you obviously dont work at all. Your self esteem and napoleon syndrome issues are through the roof, clearly being short and bald has crushed your self worth. And look man, it doesnt matter what kind of shape you are in, you are short and bald, women just arent into you. You "help" these women at these races to cop a feel and hopefully meet one, although unbeknownst to you they are 100% creeped out by you. Obviously you dont have a gf or you wouldnt be out there creeping out other women.
But hey, we cant sprint 400 yards. If thats our only problem compared to the multiple issues you have, I'll take it.
