Fatty's ordering in a restaurant

[tommywishbone]

OK, I spent the last fews days at Harrah's @Lake Tahoe. A few cats in the group have clearly spilled over. These fat fucks take 10 minutes to explain their exact precise order to the waiter. WTF? You know at home they eat anything & everything in sight. Discuss.

[boonstack]

im sure the sever will make sure they got that "special recipe" included.



I always tell them "spit" on the side.

[Moosejay]

Here's a good one for you.

I was in a restaurant in a very affluent town in CT, eating a pizza, alone.

I shake tons of grated cheese on my pie...just something I do.

I am usually thin, so I can get away with it.

Anyway, this family was leaving, and this upper-crusty looking lady comes out of the group and up to my table.

"Boy," she said, in an imperious tone,"You should not use all that cheese. I was watching, very bad fop you."

For her social transgression, I had to give her this:

"Well, maam, I am in for cancer surgery tomorrow, so I figured, what the Hell..."

She didn't know what to say. She was so humiliated, I am sure she thinks of this to this day.

Maybe we should not bother fattiues when they are eating.

[QuakerOats]

Here's a good one for you.

I was in a restaurant in a very affluent town in CT, eating a pizza, alone.

I shake tons of grated cheese on my pie...just something I do.

I am usually thin, so I can get away with it.

Anyway, this family was leaving, and this upper-crusty looking lady comes out of the group and up to my table.

"Boy," she said, in an imperious tone,"You should not use all that cheese. I was watching, very bad fop you."

For her social transgression, I had to give her this:

"Well, maam, I am in for cancer surgery tomorrow, so I figured, what the Hell..."

She didn't know what to say. She was so humiliated, I am sure she thinks of this to this day.

Maybe we should not bother fattiues when they are eating.

there's some great pizza on the east coast.

[El_Pajero]

i always say i want a plate warm food.

[Moosejay]

there's some great pizza on the east coast.

Wooster st, New Haven, CT, among the best!

[On_Swole]

Wooster st, New Haven, CT, among the best!

Domenic's Apizza‎ on Ocean Ave in West Haven. Fuggedaboudit!

[Moosejay]

Domenic's Apizza‎ on Ocean Ave in West Haven. Fuggedaboudit!

A fine choice, indeed.

[windsor88]

The only thing I miss from the East Coast (Philly) is a Cheesesteak.  Can't find anywhere that comes close in my part of the world.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

there's some great pizza on the east coast.

When you can find actual Italians who make it anymore "yes" haha.

[stuntmovie]

Good story, Moose, but how come I feel a bit sorry for that lady? I guess it's because I'd feel like shit if I asked someone a question like that and got a similar reply. Did she offer any sort of sympathy in the form of body language or anything?

Reminds me of a friend who had just received a phone call from his sister telling him that their mom had just passed away and he just sat there kind of stunned, and one of his friends came up and said, "Hey! What the fuck's wrong with you, asshole? Grab a beer and join  the party!"

Wrong words at just the right time!

I also recall an MC once yelling for an individual who had just passed away the week before to "Get your ass up here and present this award!"

Tommy , what were ya doing at Tahoe? I just got back from there myself. Also spent a few days in Reno and Virginia City. Hot Summer Nights?
Or is it Hot August Nights?

[tommywishbone]

Good story, Moose, but how come I feel a bit sorry for that lady? I guess it's because I'd feel like shit if I asked someone a question like that and got a similar reply. Did she offer any sort of sympathy in the form of body language or anything?

Reminds me of a friend who had just received a phone call from his sister telling him that their mom had just passed away and he just sat there kind of stunned, and one of his friends came up and said, "Hey! What the fuck's wrong with you, asshole? Grab a beer and join  the party!"

Wrong words at just the right time!

I also recall an MC once yelling for an individual who had just passed away the week before to "Get your ass up here and present this award!"

Tommy , what were ya doing at Tahoe? I just got back from there myself. Also spent a few days in Reno and Virginia City. Hot Summer Nights?
Or is it Hot August Nights?

Hot August Nights... I think. That's in Reno of course. It used to be huge. The man has shut a lot of the festivities down and it's way more tame than it used to be.

I was at Harrah's & Harvey's (connected and both in South Lake Tahoe) as you know SM. I went up for 3 nights to gamble, hang with some friends, go out on the lake, etc. Tossed the diet & training in the rubbish for 3 days and just partied like a broke down rock star. Big fun. No big wins... a few $800 VP hits and I won $500 playing NL Hold'em. Gave most of it back of course.

Back in the day, I gave Harrah's big action, so the bill for the entire trip was $88. My host picked up the rest.

[bigbadwolfe]

The only thing I miss from the East Coast (Philly) is a Cheesesteak.  Can't find anywhere that comes close in my part of the world.

Windsor, where you at?  Smedley's Irish Pub and Grill in Celina Ohio makes some of the best Philly's around. Big John the owner is from the East coast and wants it original as can be. Their large is like 7 pounds of food.

[YoungBlood]

It used to be huge. The man has shut a lot of the festivities down and it's way more tame than it used to be.

It wasn't "the man" that shut it down. It was the dumb fucks that shut it down doing crazy shit.
I know, my friends are were a part of it whenever we could be!

[stuntmovie]

Yea, Tom! We used to go up there skiing when we were kids and then spend the nights dodging the local sheriff in the casinos. Back then the casinos didn't care if we gambled as long as the sheriff was off the premises. Once he was sighted coming down the road, we'd all be guided to the coffee shop and told to stay there till he departed.

The first time I ever saw a craps table was when we were walking through the casino on the way to the cafe and I threw a silver dollar on the table not knowing anything about playing the game. It landed on the snake-eyes prop spot and sure enough, snake eyes came up and one of the pit bosses chased me down to give me my winnings.

We were way under-age on each of these occasions. But I won enough to pay for lunch my first time "playing" craps.

[NaturalWonder83]

Wooster st, New Haven, CT, among the best!

pepes pizza!!!
moose i have always wanted to go there-we should go sometime

[240 is Back]

3 double cheeseburgers from McD, no pickles, no onion.  back up, bitches.

[TacoBell]

Kornetts(sp) NYC............. biggest slices you'll find!

[calfzilla]

Fat people lack willpower.  If only we had a large thread that went deeper into this topic.   

[calfzilla]

Their lack of willpower sickens me! 

Now that you mention it, yes it does sicken me too!   

[tommywishbone]

Their lack of willpower sickens me! 

Now that you mention it... it sickens me too.

[Tapeworm]

You can't find a bad slice of pizza in Jersey.  Impossible.