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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: pedro01 on March 19, 2014, 10:21:53 AM
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I went out to a local place with the missus tonight - sort of sneaked out round the corner for a beer leaving my eldest to look after my youngest.
There was this cat.
Female cat, pregnant.
I like cats. I like dogs too as long as they aren't biting me but I just had my rabies injections, so I guess a nibble is OK.
Anyway - this cat sits down and I start stroking behind it's ear. I do this for a bit and stop.
Cat looks at me and nudges my leg.
So I carry on with the ear thing. Then the cat rolls over, spreads her legs and puts her head back, so I stroke under her chin. I'm sitting there stroking a cat just like I have a zillion times before and it occurs to me.
"should I rub her nipples?".
Now - don't get me wrong - but this pregnant cat has 6 or 8 hard, erect nipples. She is lying on her back with her legs spread and I'm sitting there tickling under her neck which, to be honest, my wife couldn't get enough of. I've seen hard nipples before and it was either cold or it was intimate. It sure wasn't cold.
Then I'm thinking, "my wife would probably love the 'behind the ears' action I started off with too".
So it dawns on me.
I'm engaged in cat foreplay.
Now - OK when I was a 5 year old kid and I'm stroking a cat, I can see how the erotic side of it would be lost on me. But I'm 43 years old. I've been rubbing cats and dogs ears for 4 decades and it has never once occurred to me that these are erogenous zones on humans. You'd never consider meeting a stranger and rubbing behind their ear, you'd get arrested. But some random dog or cat - well it's absolutely fine to rub them up.
I feel disgusted with myself. I've been turning cats and dogs on for decades. No wonder dogs lick their balls afterward.
Cats - at least they have the decency to finish themselves off out of view.
I honestly thought it was 100% platonic but let's face it - it's not is it?
I guess the bright side is that it didn't go any further.
I still feel violated.
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At least you can't get a pregnant cat pregnant
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I just skimmed over it...
but that was the creepiest shit I've read in a while.
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I got unnerved half way though and stopped reading.
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At least you can't get a pregnant cat pregnant
a cat would claw a cock to shreds
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Lol'ed. Mainly because I'm like this with my neighbour's cat. She wakes me up every morning and jumps into my bed. Slut.
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Friend of mine was raped by a pack of cats - never recovered. I always shed some tears when I wipe the saliva of his mouth during our platonic Weider tape sessions and he looks right through me with that 20 dollar stare.
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a cat would claw a cock to shreds
Been there done that, smacked cat. She was clawing my biceps other morning. Hurt so bad but I was too tired to move.
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This is funny classic comedy, but unfortunately at the same time it is factually correct, which I find disturbing, I love stroking animals...all sorts of animals, I even stroked horses...little did I know what I was getting myself into.
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This is funny classic comedy, but unfortunately at the same time it is factually correct, which I find disturbing, I love stroking animals...all sorts of animals, I even stroked horses...little did I know what I was getting myself into.
Tell me more.
(http://legitimatenews.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/gay_horse-unicorn-300x4491.jpg)
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Tell me more.
(http://legitimatenews.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/gay_horse-unicorn-300x4491.jpg)
You sure do have some funny looking horses where you're from Viz, I don't think the Moors conquered the Spanish peninsula riding the likes of that bender.
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You sure do have some funny looking horses where you're from Viz, I don't think the Moors conquered the Spanish peninsula riding the likes of that bender.
Haha.
You must not have ever heard of the gay capital of southern california, West Hollywood.
These ponies are galloping everywhere in that fine city.
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Haha.
You must not have ever heard of the gay capital of southern california, West Hollywood.
These ponies are galloping everywhere in that fine city.
Days like this, Im glad there's a whole ocean seperating Europe from the US lol
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I just skimmed over it...
but that was the creepiest shit I've read in a while.
..yeah...like, did he bang the cat? Was "his wife" a metaphor for the cat?
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..yeah...like, did he bang the cat? Was "his wife" a metaphor for the cat?
Bang the car?
Fucking pervert.
Cat was pregnant.
You don't bang pregnant cats.