Author Topic: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders (Read 9514 times)

Ex Coelis · « **on:** August 04, 2006, 04:25:57 PM »

I went to the race track last week to try their buffet and watch some horses run really fast. When I got a closer look at the beasts, I was impressed by their thin skin and ultra muscularity. You could see each muscle dancing and twitching in the light. Not to mention their hamstring and quad separation rivaled even that of Ronnie Coleman. As I watched them racing, a thought occured to me - you know, one of those headaches with pictures.

Since many of you are under the impression that pro bodybuilders are nothing without drugs, I was curious if this was the case with race horses. I mean, if humans use steroids intended for race horses, surely those same drugs would have a substantial effect on those they are intended for. After all, horses and pros are both large creatures with substantial muscle and excessive hormones coursing through them.

Do horses also lose most of their size when they cycle off of steroids?

davidpaul · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2006, 04:27:06 PM »

pobrecito · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2006, 04:27:25 PM »

horses shoot up with winny before the race...not sure on dosage

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2006, 04:53:25 PM »

pobrecito · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2006, 04:54:26 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on August 04, 2006, 04:53:25 PM

Dorian's forearm is bigger than Flavio's leg

Rambone · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2006, 05:22:46 PM »

Hahaha Flavio looks like a jockey on EQ

Unchained81 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:07:50 PM »

LOL! I lost it when I saw the pic of TP and the pony!!!

onlyme · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2006, 10:32:45 PM »

Equipose is awesome.

The Freakshow · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2006, 10:36:04 PM »

Horses can take much higher dosages!

french mistake · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2006, 10:59:59 PM »

I think I read that Dorian ate that pony.

dzulboy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:10:25 PM »

ok so until i saw that pic of tom prince up there i thought the claims of 170 -180 were nullshit i think i believe them

and the only reason he is 180 is the size of his damn head good lord

Rhino · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:42:01 AM »

Quote from: dzulboy on August 04, 2006, 11:10:25 PM

ok so until i saw that pic of tom prince up there i thought the claims of 170 -180 were nullshit i think i believe them

and the only reason he is 180 is the size of his damn head good lord

you mean, that guy used to be Tom Prince?

Rhino · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on August 04, 2006, 04:25:57 PM

I went to the race track last week to try their buffet and watch some horses run really fast. When I got a closer look at the beasts, I was impressed by their thin skin and ultra muscularity. You could see each muscle dancing and twitching in the light. Not to mention their hamstring and quad separation rivaled even that of Ronnie Coleman. As I watched them racing, a thought occured to me - you know, one of those headaches with pictures.

As if anyone would go for a power walk in their posing trunks. And gyms doin't allow you to work out with no shirt.

Since many of you are under the impression that pro bodybuilders are nothing without drugs, I was curious if this was the case with race horses. I mean, if humans use steroids intended for race horses, surely those same drugs would have a substantial effect on those they are intended for. After all, horses and pros are both large creatures with substantial muscle and excessive hormones coursing through them.

Do horses also lose most of their size when they cycle off of steroids?

TheGoldenPrince · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:56:03 AM »

Tom Prince looking fantastic back in the day...

J. Chimpo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2006, 04:27:09 AM »

I think Race horses has health insurance in their contracts

DK II · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2006, 05:43:39 AM »

do race horses get advil when something hurts?

ether · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2006, 06:06:40 AM »

Funniest shit i've seen on here in a long time.

If chris cormier was a horse, would he still be hospitalized for a skin infection?

DK II · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2006, 06:19:16 AM »

Quote from: ether on August 05, 2006, 06:06:40 AM

Funniest shit i've seen on here in a long time.

If chris cormier was a horse, would he still be hospitalized for a skin infection?

if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be in the hospital.
1. horses don't go to hospitals, they are normally visited by a doc.
2. and more important, horses don't slip and injure themselves because they pay atteintion to their phone.

conclusion: if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be checking out 'chicks' in the first place, so he wouldn't be in hospital.

buffbodz · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2006, 07:15:11 AM »

Big races test horses for drugs like any other sanctioned athletic body. It's not official till the piss test.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/horse_racing/4312009.stm

ether · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2006, 09:33:40 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 05, 2006, 06:19:16 AM

if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be in the hospital.
1. horses don't go to hospitals, they are normally visited by a doc.
2. and more important, horses don't slip and injure themselves because they pay atteintion to their phone.

conclusion: if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be checking out 'chicks' in the first place, so he wouldn't be in hospital.

If cormier was a horse he'd either be:

1) Contributing to about 30 bottles of elmers glue
2) Shot

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** August 05, 2006, 10:10:08 AM »

Quote from: ether on August 05, 2006, 09:33:40 AM

If cormier was a horse he'd either be:

1) Contributing to about 30 bottles of elmers glue
2) Shot

lol

Big N · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2006, 10:23:41 AM »

lol aw man this is 1 crazy thread bro

alexxx · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2006, 10:43:30 AM »

I would name my horse Diesel in honor of Dorian. Imagine the monster of a beast that beauty would be...

240 is Back · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2006, 10:44:20 AM »

'yates' sounds like he'd be a pretty badass horse.

ether · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:44:15 PM »

Do you think Levrone could beat a horse in a race?

Remember when he raced that sprinter???

Author Topic: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders (Read 9514 times)

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