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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2007, 02:54:00 PM
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There's a lot of hype around this line of supplements, but not a lot of specifics. That is untill now. Here's the Master Blaster official tour of the full array of Asylum "gear". (As always, cunsult a physician before consuming any powerful muscle building supplements)
ALTERED STATE
(http://gnc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pGNC1-4069429dt.jpg)
Vaso-Reactive Nitric Oxide Shock Therapy
Invades Blood with Insane Vasodilating Substances*
Devastating Muscular Pumps*
Force Feeds Anabolic Growth Factors for Abnormal Muscle Size Expansion*
Ruthlessly Floods Blood Vessels for Obscene Vascularity*
Warning: Materials cause rapid and serious muscle altering effects*
USES: For individuals willing to endure obscene muscle pumps for a higher state of growth. Altered State™ is a vaso-reactive nitric oxide shock therapy designed to stretch muscles to their absolute limits.* Bleeding-edge experimental development has spawned the creating of a nitric oxide breakthrough unlike anything the world has ever witnessed. Built with rare vasodilating compounds designed to deliver anabolic growth factors, Altered State™ is the most extreme nitric oxide formula allowed.*
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery for accelerated nitric oxide production and abnormal muscle size expansion.*
Caution: Keep out of reach of joggers, fitness enthusiasts, and wannabe bodybuilders. Do not store or use any highly pressurized containers or explosive materials within the vicinity of this product. Due to the overwhelmingly powerful effects of Altered State™, you may experience difficulty fitting into clothes, walking through doors, and avoiding attention.
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This is probably my favorite. I can't wait to try it. :D
ANABOLIC O.D.
(http://gnc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pGNC1-4069431dt.jpg)
Hybrid Muscle Mutating Post-Workout Composite*
Forces Obsessive-Compulsive Muscle Growth*
Provokes Vicious Episodes of Uncontrollable Strength*
Involuntary Growth of Muscle Tissue*
Triggers Satellite Cell Activation*
CHRONIC FRUIT PUNCH
USES: For individuals devoted to building 21-inch guns, growing a 50-inch chest, benching 4-plates, forcing yourself into an XXXL shirt, and living the life of a bodybuilding freakshow. After just one dose, the Anabolic Optimal Dose™ supplement overwhelms your damaged muscle cells for uncontrollable muscle mutation and expansion.* This is a molecularly altered matrix developed to activate satellite cells for involuntary growth or muscle tissue.* With each dose, you're one step closer to resembling a walking science experiment.
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery and uptake for raw muscle growth.*
Caution: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose™ has been shown to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects.* Users may also experience plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit. Never take more than the recommended dose.
For bodybuilding extremists only. Add one serving (1 scoop) to 6 oz. of cold water and mix. For frightening muscle growth, consume two servings of Anabolic Optimal Dose™ with 12 oz. of cold water immediately following your workout. Stay hydrated. Take this product with a hardcore bodybuilding diet and make sure you tear it up at the gym. Read the entire label before use and always follow directions.
Serving Size 1 scoop(s)
Servings Per Container 30
Warning: Not intended for use by persons under 18. May cause flushing and itching. Do not use if you have had a myocardial infarction (heart attack). Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Consult a medical doctor before use if you have been treated for or diagnosed with, or have a family history of any medical condition, or if you are using any prescription or over-the-counter medication(s). Consult a medical doctor before starting any diet or exercise program. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Improper use of this product will not improve results and is not advised. Use only as directed. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.
The Anabolic O.D.™ trademark is owned by IML US Trademark Ltd.
All other trademarks are owned by their respective company and are used under license. US Patents Pending.
Distributed by Iovate Health Sciences USA Inc.
3850 Jeffrey Blvd Blasdell NY 14219
Made in the USA from international and domestic ingredients.
Protected by US Patent #6136339, 6100287, 6620425, 6861544, 5968544 & 6274161.
To view the Label you will need Adobe Acrobat Reader installed. You can download a free copy of the Adobe Acrobat Reader at: http://www.adobe.com/acrobat/readstep.html
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This one could be tasty!!! It's "pure white vanilla" so it bears some cultural relevance for me as well. ;)
FREAK FIX
(http://gnc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pGNC1-4069433dt.jpg)
Molecularly Enhanced Muscle Synthesizing Protein Matrix*
Hyper-Anabolic Protein Synthesizer*
Bone-Crushing Strength Amplifier*
Don't Get Fat, Get Freaky!
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Feel the burn, baby! Prepare to tear apart the gym like a Tap-out Tyrannosaur!! :o
ARSON
(http://gnc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pGNC1-4069430dt.jpg)
Legally Insane Fat-Incinerating Serum*
Torch Fat*
Reveal Shocking Muscularity and Peeled-to-the-Bone Conditioning*
Injected with Bleeding-Edge Lipo-Reactive Substances
USES: For individuals committed to getting inhumanly shredded. Arson™ is a legally insane fat burner, conceived by a radical team of scientists to force your bodyfat into a state of total meltdown.* When other attempts to get shredded have failed, Arson™ is your only option. Hybridized from rare fat burning compounds and extreme blood-boiling reactive substances, Arson™ destroys fat. After a single oral dose, severe thermogenesis is ignited. Your body has no choice but to reach its fat burning flash point. The extremely potent Arson formula causes such shocking results that you will literally look like a walking anatomy chart.*
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery to obliterate fat and expose striations and muscularity you never knew you had.*
Caution: Keep out of reach of housewives, part-time bodybuilders, and aspiring actors/models. Do not store or use any flammable, combustible, or corrosive substances in the vicinity of this product. Never take more than the recommended dose. Do not use for toning, sculpting, leaning out, or "dropping a few pounds."
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product might be good , but such a stupid graphix,
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FOOLS AND THEIR MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.
With the vast number of stupid people in the world, I feel I'm missing out by not selling supplements.
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FOOLS AND THEIR MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.
With the vast number of stupid people in the world, I feel I'm missing out by not selling supplements.
Who is the fool? The fool, or the fool who follow the fool? ;)
Anyway, let's wait and see before we cast judgment. They might really work great!! :D
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HUGE!!!!!!
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Who is the fool? The fool, or the fool who follow the fool? ;)
Anyway, let's wait and see before we cast judgment. They might really work great!! :D
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HUGE!!!!!!
how much is muscle asylum payin u?
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how much is muscle asylum payin u?
No money changes hands. Ron has promised me unlimited gimmic accounts. :o
But I would do it anyway. I REALLY AM STOKED TO GET MY FREAK FIX ON!!!!
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Who is the fool? The fool, or the fool who follow the fool? ;)
Anyway, let's wait and see before we cast judgment. They might really work great!! :D
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HUGE!!!!!!
ur talkin about gettin huge !
ar u sayin this stuff works better than dianabol itself ??
what makes it so diffrent than other brand supp. line? any scientefic proof?
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In all of the internet, the phrase "nutramolecular theory" has only ever been used in Muscle Asylum ads. Congratulations on creating a word that sounds really important but is totally meaningless.
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In all of the internet, the phrase "nutramolecular theory" has only ever been used in Muscle Asylum ads. Congratulations on creating a word that sounds really important but is totally meaningless.
LOL. That's not even English, let alone Ingredientieneze.
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ur talkin about gettin huge !
ar u sayin this stuff works better than dianabol itself ??
what makes it so diffrent than other brand supp. line? any scientefic proof?
Well..."huge" is a relative term. Maybe I won't get D-bol huge, but I plan on getting Muscle Asylum huge! That might be pretty big!!!! :o
It's different from other brands because it's MORE EXTREME. Check out my handy guide above for more details. ;)
Hybrid Muscle Mutating Post-Workout Composite*
Forces Obsessive-Compulsive Muscle Growth*
Provokes Vicious Episodes of Uncontrollable Strength*
Involuntary Growth of Muscle Tissue*
Triggers Satellite Cell Activation*
That's what I'm talkin' about, baby! Not for couch potatoes or house-wives! :D
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In all of the internet, the phrase "nutramolecular theory" has only ever been used in Muscle Asylum ads. Congratulations on creating a word that sounds really important but is totally meaningless.
Try clicking Googles "Advanced Search" tab. It's all over PubMed. ;)
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Well..."huge" is a relative term. Maybe I won't get D-bol huge, but I plan on getting Muscle Asylum huge! That might be pretty big!!!! :o
Yeah.... about as big as you'd get with proper training and good food not taking any supp-crap. ::)
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Is this a joke ???
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Well..."huge" is a relative term. Maybe I won't get D-bol huge, but I plan on getting Muscle Asylum huge! That might be pretty big!!!! :o
It's different from other brands because it's MORE EXTREME. Check out my handy guide above for more details. ;)
That's what I'm talkin' about, baby! Not for couch potatoes or house-wives! :D
"more extreme" oh wow!!
its pretty sad when a companies advertising is so lame, that a rep has to come onto a message board to do damage control...
btw - what exactly is "freak fix"?
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Well..."huge" is a relative term. Maybe I won't get D-bol huge, but I plan on getting Muscle Asylum huge! That might be pretty big!!!! :o
It's different from other brands because it's MORE EXTREME. Check out my handy guide above for more details. ;)
That's what I'm talkin' about, baby! Not for couch potatoes or house-wives! :D
what gives u 100% that this more extreme than other brands? , + this was only lab tested upto now, not real life tested ,
stll cant get wht makes it so better thann muscle tech and the like
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"more extreme" oh wow!!
its pretty sad when a companies advertising is so lame, that a rep has to come onto a message board to do damage control...
btw - what exactly is "freak fix"?
LOL! Good one, dearth of the earth.
BTW: "Freak Fix ©" is a freaky new EXTREME protein powder that comes in awesome "Chocolate Rain" or delicious "White Vanilla Pump" flavors. It's packed with cross-hydrolyzed peptides, and it explodes with revolutionary Flavor-Tech© savory goodness!
what gives u 100% that this more extreme than other brands? , + this was only lab tested upto now, not real life tested ,
stll cant get wht makes it so better thann muscle tech and the like
Well, if it wasn't more extreme than the other brands then they couldn't, by law, claim it on their packaging. You may not know it, Mr. Smarty Pants, but theres a little something called the Food and Drug Administration (http://www.fda.gov/). "More Extreme", by their definition is: "Establishing by potency of ingredients, or volume contained therein, a product that demonstates a level of quality and efficacy beyond the level of other, similar products." Oh yes, believe the hype, this product line is going to change everything. 8)
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LOL. wow, extreme!!! lol
we all know supplements don't do SHIT.
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I want to be a "freak," and have an "altered state!"
this may work if you market to unsuspecting teens....
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Reminds me of:
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wow....that nutramoleculor had me scratching my head too
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big words,,,, means is must work!
ultra miconanotechnology!
where can I buy some?!?!?!
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big words,,,, means is must work!
ultra miconanotechnology!
where can I buy some?!?!?!
Check out GNC, bro. It's on pre-order. I CAN'T WAIT TILL OCT. 1ST!!!!!!!! :D
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You may not know it, Mr. Smarty Pants, but theres a little something called the Food and Drug Administration (http://www.fda.gov/).
DSHEA ties their hands in many instances. The BB supp industry got a free ride on the coattails of the health-food supplement industry.
Go pimp this crap somewhere else. People on this board know supplements are bullshit. Maybe you'll have better luck with the teens on the BB.com board?
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DSHEA ties their hands in many instances. The BB supp industry got a free ride on the coattails of the health-food supplement industry.
Go pimp this crap somewhere else. People on this board know supplements are bullshit. Maybe you'll have better luck with the teens on the BB.com board?
Hahahaha, OK bro. Geeze, sounds like you need to take a dump or some shit.
Brutal getting all serious like a little whiner. :D
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I'm seeing a whole load of hype and bullshit words but no ingredient list. Lets wait for that then decide, but a company who puts image of substance never lasts.
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Finally I agree with WOO...
if i put an ADD up, it would be deleted in 5 secs...
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no comments !
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Reminds me of:
ahahahaahah, i always like that "ad" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well, if it wasn't more extreme than the other brands then they couldn't, by law, claim it on their packaging. You may not know it, Mr. Smarty Pants, but theres a little something called the Food and Drug Administration (http://www.fda.gov/). "More Extreme", by their definition is: "Establishing by potency of ingredients, or volume contained therein, a product that demonstates a level of quality and efficacy beyond the level of other, similar products." Oh yes, believe the hype, this product line is going to change everything. 8)
Heh, my inteligency awares me that every new brand enters the industry claims to be more extreme. any words?
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Guys are you all crazy? Wake up it's a scam ffs.
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FOOLS AND THEIR MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.
With the vast number of stupid people in the world, I feel I'm missing out by not selling supplements.
MuscleTech rules the sleezy ad world.This just confirms it with their latest brand.
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OMG ::)
I would honestly be embarrassed to buy any of those.
i also have the felling they were designed by some spotty geek, weighing 125lbs, who loves wwe.
is there no dignity in bodybuilding anymore??? :-\ :'(
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OMG ::)
I would honestly be embarrassed to buy any of those.
i also have the felling they were designed by some spotty geek, weighing 125lbs, who loves wwe.
is there no dignity in bodybuilding anymore??? :-\ :'(
Not as long as there are idiots who buy every god damn bullshit these criminal business cocksuckers cook up.
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With words like massive, devastating, shocking, crushing, obscene growth, extreme, I can just see all these 150lb monsters walking out the store with this shit.
Should be a success.
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Mostly guys like dreamer fall for this crap.
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Bullshit!!!!
Even though this product hasn't been released, I was a bit miffed after reading the description "nutramolecular technology" ::)
I'm sorry but I would love to know WTF is nutramolecular technology. Also the description of building a 21 inch arm, 50 inch chest from a 2lb canister of whey protein powder, a fat burner and some NO2 pills is beyond stupidity.
Folks, if you really want to get big then use the stuff that Arnie, Lou, Franco and Reg used back in the day. Liver Tablets, Amino Acids, Milk & Egg Protein and most importantly free weights....lots of free weights.
That's why I still sell that stuff in my online store..... ::)
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Bullshit!!!!
Even though this product hasn't been released, I was a bit miffed after reading the description "nutramolecular technology" ::)
I'm sorry but I would love to know WTF is nutramolecular technology. Also the description of building a 21 inch arm, 50 inch chest from a 2lb canister of whey protein powder, a fat burner and some NO2 pills is beyond stupidity.
Folks, if you really want to get big then use the stuff that Arnie, Lou, Franco and Reg used back in the day. Liver Tablets, Amino Acids, Milk & Egg Protein and most importantly free weights....lots of free weights.
That's why I still sell that stuff in my online store..... ::)
Vince, do you sell Dianabol in your store too?
The breakfast of champions.
;D
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Vince, do you sell Dianabol in your store too?
The breakfast of champions.
;D
No, I'm beyond that....My Pro-Store speaks for itself.
http://caliberfitness.com/proshop/index.php
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what a description ;D
Warning: Materials cause rapid and serious muscle altering effects
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™―designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery for accelerated nitric oxide production and abnormal muscle size expansion.
Caution: Keep out of reach of joggers, fitness enthusiasts, and wannabe bodybuilders. Do not store or use any highly pressurized containers or explosive materials within the vicinity of this product. Due to the overwhelmingly powerful effects of Altered State™, you may experience difficulty fitting into clothes, walking through doors, and avoiding attention.
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now thats the most ridiculous ad i have ever seen. what a bunch of cocksuckers.
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what a description ;D
Warning: Materials cause rapid and serious muscle altering effects
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™―designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery for accelerated nitric oxide production and abnormal muscle size expansion.
Caution: Keep out of reach of joggers, fitness enthusiasts, and wannabe bodybuilders. Do not store or use any highly pressurized containers or explosive materials within the vicinity of this product. Due to the overwhelmingly powerful effects of Altered State™, you may experience difficulty fitting into clothes, walking through doors, and avoiding attention.
Nutramolecular is a word that doesn't even exist as I've never heard of it, MAP scientists, Wave Pulse Technology?????
It should be illegal to use a Thesauras to write ads much less make up words. All of this is just meaningless. Worse off, a lot of kids are going to buy this stuff
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Oh brother. . .how do the owners of these supp companies sleep at night knowing they are selling something that will not do what they say it will. I mean other than sleeping on a small pile of money that is...
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It's the same as that bitch on TV advertising that bullshit Beauty product with Peptipetines.... bich voice/ It's be worse keept secret in the fashion industry >:( >:(
Man I fuckin hate that shallow c unt so much.
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worse yet - it's a flash intro that you can't use 'back' on.
try it.
type in getbig.com into this browser. You'll get the flash, then the home page.
but then you can't hit BACK to get back to here, like you can on every other site.
That's dangerous linking IMO.
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My mom did a similar ad for some Peptipetines beauty product. The commercial got negative feedback from the homosexual community though, oddly enough.
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worse yet - it's a flash intro that you can't use 'back' on.
try it.
type in getbig.com into this browser. You'll get the flash, then the home page.
but then you can't hit BACK to get back to here, like you can on every other site.
That's dangerous linking IMO.
I really wonder how much they paid Ron to get that bullshit on the frontpage... I mean any other page but NOT fucking Getbig.
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If we can believe these beautiful words it must be two times as strong as anabolic steroids :o :o
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now thats the most ridiculous ad i have ever seen. what a bunch of cocksuckers.
You always gonna be my n***a. 8)
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You always gonna be my n***a. 8)
what's the matter..
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Caution: Keep out of reach of joggers, fitness enthusiasts, and wannabe bodybuilders. Do not store or use any highly pressurized containers or explosive materials within the vicinity of this product. Due to the overwhelmingly powerful effects of Altered State™, you may experience difficulty fitting into clothes, walking through doors, and avoiding attention.
::)
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Ah wonderful, the new line of wallet-emptying placebos.........let the parade of dumdfvcks, schmoes and jerkoffs commence.
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Hahahaha, OK bro. Geeze, sounds like you need to take a dump or some shit.
is that what these products that you are peddling are good for?
you should have called it
"monster dump fix - hardcore"
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what a great way to spur the making of ''night of the living Dreamers''
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With words like massive, devastating, shocking, crushing, obscene growth, extreme, I can just see all these 150lb monsters walking out the store with this shit.
Should be a success.
hahahaha
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Probably another one of those bs supplements you see in every page of a muscle magazine like muscle tech with all their garbage products like anator,cell mass,creakic,gakic,vapor,leukic, nitro tech, pump tech,cell tech,no9, aplodan, mesotech..etc. All claim to add pounds of muscle. Forget about these.. just eat real food to get big.
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This is probably my favorite. I can't wait to try it. :D
ANABOLIC O.D.
(http://gnc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pGNC1-4069431dt.jpg)
Hybrid Muscle Mutating Post-Workout Composite*
Forces Obsessive-Compulsive Muscle Growth*
Provokes Vicious Episodes of Uncontrollable Strength*
Involuntary Growth of Muscle Tissue*
Triggers Satellite Cell Activation*
CHRONIC FRUIT PUNCH
USES: For individuals devoted to building 21-inch guns, growing a 50-inch chest, benching 4-plates, forcing yourself into an XXXL shirt, and living the life of a bodybuilding freakshow. After just one dose, the Anabolic Optimal Dose™ supplement overwhelms your damaged muscle cells for uncontrollable muscle mutation and expansion.* This is a molecularly altered matrix developed to activate satellite cells for involuntary growth or muscle tissue.* With each dose, you're one step closer to resembling a walking science experiment.
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid delivery and uptake for raw muscle growth.*
Caution: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose™ has been shown to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects.* Users may also experience plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit. Never take more than the recommended dose.
For bodybuilding extremists only. Add one serving (1 scoop) to 6 oz. of cold water and mix. For frightening muscle growth, consume two servings of Anabolic Optimal Dose™ with 12 oz. of cold water immediately following your workout. Stay hydrated. Take this product with a hardcore bodybuilding diet and make sure you tear it up at the gym. Read the entire label before use and always follow directions.
Serving Size 1 scoop(s)
Servings Per Container 30
Warning: Not intended for use by persons under 18. May cause flushing and itching. Do not use if you have had a myocardial infarction (heart attack). Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Consult a medical doctor before use if you have been treated for or diagnosed with, or have a family history of any medical condition, or if you are using any prescription or over-the-counter medication(s). Consult a medical doctor before starting any diet or exercise program. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Improper use of this product will not improve results and is not advised. Use only as directed. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.
The Anabolic O.D.™ trademark is owned by IML US Trademark Ltd.
All other trademarks are owned by their respective company and are used under license. US Patents Pending.
Distributed by Iovate Health Sciences USA Inc.
3850 Jeffrey Blvd Blasdell NY 14219
Made in the USA from international and domestic ingredients.
Protected by US Patent #6136339, 6100287, 6620425, 6861544, 5968544 & 6274161.
To view the Label you will need Adobe Acrobat Reader installed. You can download a free copy of the Adobe Acrobat Reader at: http://www.adobe.com/acrobat/readstep.html
hahahahahahahahaaaaaa.
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thats the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen.
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Finally I agree with WOO...
if i put an ADD up, it would be deleted in 5 secs...
Oh lordy lord, so now I am an official Muscle Asylum spokes person. ::)
You guys seem a little slow this weekend, cut back on the beers and get offline for awhile. ;D
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epic waste of money ;D
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im torn between, 500 dbol for 40$ or a tub of ''chocolate rain'' protein for 40$
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
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im torn between, 500 dbol for 40$ or a tub of ''chocolate rain'' protein for 40$
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Here's the hirearchy of uses for your $40, from most effective for bodybuilding success (1) to least effective (7):
1) 500 dbol
2) $40 worth of steak
3) spending it on a better pillow for better sleep
4) upgrading your gym membership to a better gym
5) investing in a higher-speed DSL so you can read anti-supp info on getbig faster
6) giving the money to some bum who will spend it on cheap burbon
7) buying the latest, greatest supplement hoping it will make you hyoooooge!
Hope this helps.
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Oh lordy lord, so now I am an official Muscle Asylum spokes person. ::)
You guys seem a little slow this weekend, cut back on the beers and get offline for awhile. ;D
actually you're presenting yourself as dumbass for associating yourself the most idiotically marketed snake oil
in the history of bodybuilding.
whats next? a "hardcore" line of these already fabulous products?
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hahaha
mistake no.1: Having labels that say things like - Caution: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose™ has been shown to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects.* Users may also experience plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit. Never take more than the recommended dose.
mistake no.2: Advertising on getbig.
mistake no.3: thinking would actually fall for this shite, and buy it in droves.
could this be the greatest flop ever in the history of supplement lines? ;D
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now thats the most ridiculous ad i have ever seen. what a bunch of cocksuckers.
how dum do these supp. companies really think we r >:(
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Being the leader in human evolution, Goodrum should know nutramolecular refers to guys who have CSN after their names. The MFT is the icing on the cake of pseudo-nutra-molecular evolution!
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what's the matter..
Are you saying Hedgecock is gayer than JJ's arms before photoshop, Mars?
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Ron should hire Goodrum to post his stuff daily just to warm up the audience. At least his earnest concerns are worth a laugh.
Goodrum has no integrity. He lauds free weights because most muscleheads don't know any better. The dude trains at home doing pushups and light work on his Pilates apparatus. Hasn't anyone told him Joseph Pilates was some loony from the dark ages?
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I've read some of the labels of Muscle Asslum Products (M.A.P).
They seem intense.
I'm afraid if I take them, I might have some sort of Map rage and destroy my locker, kick a small animal, or smash a Pepsi can in my bare hands.
have any of you seen any such side effects from the products?
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I've read some of the labels of Muscle Asslum Products (M.A.P).
They seem intense.
I'm afraid if I take them, I might have some sort of Map rage and destroy my locker, kick a small animal, or smash a Pepsi can in my bare hands.
have any of you seen any such side effects from the products?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm the map, I'm the map. I'm the map, I'm the map.
I'm the map.
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MAP should give all four and five star members at getbig free samples.
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MAP should give all four and five star members at getbig free samples.
I guess we'll quickly see if they want to make a quick buck, or establish a real relationship with the getbig community.
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actually you're presenting yourself as dumbass for associating yourself the most idiotically marketed snake oil
in the history of bodybuilding.
whats next? a "hardcore" line of these already fabulous products?
So you think I was being serious? Even by Getbig standards you fantastically stupid. :D You fit right in!!!! :o
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REAL SUPPLEMENTS THAT WORK! Forget that Muscle Asylum crap. The real deal is safer, cheaper and actually works.
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well I've decided to put this product line to the test. I have always used some supplements to compete and have done well. However with the amount of supplements these guys are usinf these days to not turn pro is ridiculous. I have been clean for about 2 months now and see what results i get doing the same training and diet as i would with a show along with these sups and see if i can get even close to the condition that a have one shows with.
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Hahahah, classic thread ;D
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Snake Oil Salesman!!!
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the only thing missing is a disclaimer warning the user about the fierce stretchmarks that may occur from growing so fast :D
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The fact the Getbig now has corporate sponsorship to sell advertising makes me sick.
Ron, this is a bad idea. I know everybody's gotta make money but please....LAME.
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Here's the hirearchy of uses for your $40, from most effective for bodybuilding success (1) to least effective (7):
1) 500 dbol
2) $40 worth of steak
3) spending it on a better pillow for better sleep
4) upgrading your gym membership to a better gym
5) investing in a higher-speed DSL so you can read anti-supp info on getbig faster
6) giving the money to some bum who will spend it on cheap burbon
7) buying the latest, greatest supplement hoping it will make you hyoooooge!
Hope this helps.
Priceless Goat!!!! ;D