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Title: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:13:24 PM
Didn't know it going in, debating changing my user name to red beard.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: johnnynoname on January 13, 2011, 06:16:00 PM
i'm a pretty hardcore heterosexual but that shit grosses me out

you the man
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2011, 06:16:07 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:21:28 PM
i'm a pretty hardcore heterosexual but that shit grosses me out

you the man

Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red.  I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it.  To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2011, 06:23:29 PM
Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red.  I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it.  To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>
Hhahahahahahaa that's awesome, although it would have been better had you come up from diving and laid a good open mouthed kiss on her....... ;D
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: StickStickly on January 13, 2011, 06:24:52 PM
Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red.  I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it.  To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>
By beard i really do hope your mean pubes and that you don't shave.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:27:18 PM
Hhahahahahahaa that's awesome, although it would have been better had you come up from diving and laid a good open mouthed kiss on her....... ;D

Are you kidding, that was the first thing I did.  Then I ordered her to give me head.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:28:00 PM
By beard i really do hope your mean pubes and that you don't shave.

Lol, I don't shave either "beard"
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: dustin on January 13, 2011, 06:29:45 PM
It's not bad unless you pull out and a steady flow streams out onto the bed or whatever else you happen to be fucking on or under lol

I'm not so grossed out about it anymore, but I'm not going to put on a full show and bust out more than one position. In and out. Get the job done! In the shower, it's not bad at all. Girls can get horny as fuck when they're on the rag so just have a shower so you can clean up right after! 8)
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:33:22 PM
It's not bad unless you pull out and a steady flow streams out onto the bed or whatever else you happen to be fucking on or under lol

I'm not so grossed out about it anymore, but I'm not going to put on a full show and bust out more than one position. In and out. Get the job done! In the shower, it's not bad at all. Girls can get horny as fuck when they're on the rag so just have a shower so you can clean up right after! 8)

I'm totally down to fuck the bejesus out of a chic on the rag, licking that mess is another story.  I still got a great blowjob.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: StickStickly on January 13, 2011, 06:42:23 PM
Lol, I don't shave either "beard"
Then which beard was it because im about to vomit if it was your facial hair. That must of smelled like a dead rat.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: dustin on January 13, 2011, 06:43:07 PM
I had a girl that'd get so horny she'd beg to suck my dick, but was too shy and timid to even let me go near her waste if she was on the rag. Even if I was falling asleep she'd very politely ask if I wanted her to "do that". She was dumb as rocks but that was one of the hardest opposing reasons for kicking her out lol
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: Les Grossman on January 13, 2011, 06:47:53 PM
Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red.  I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it.  To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>

She knew.....the only appropriate action here was anal followed quickly by A-T-M.

Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: basil on January 13, 2011, 06:48:09 PM
The ol' squishy-squishy.  Welcome to the club.  Did you take a big suck of her stab wound after you found out she was leaking all over the place?
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:52:55 PM
It was the beard on my face, I didn't realize she was on the dot until after.  She had huge tits, too bad I'm an ass man.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: StickStickly on January 13, 2011, 06:56:39 PM
It was the beard on my face, I didn't realize she was on the dot until after.  She had huge tits, too bad I'm an ass man.
I refuse to go down on a woman i don't know very well... thats just awful.. Enjoy smelling rust for a few days  :-\
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: bigkubby on January 14, 2011, 12:06:54 AM
Hhahahahahahaa that's awesome, although it would have been better had you come up from diving and laid a good open mouthed kiss on her....... ;D
pppppffffff hahahaha a thats fucking brilliant hahahaha  ;D
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: 240 is Back on January 14, 2011, 12:13:13 AM
LOL @ going down on a chick.

can't truss em
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: CalvinH on January 14, 2011, 08:17:47 AM
It happens...
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 14, 2011, 08:24:31 AM
First time w her? Haha where did you meet her?
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: robcguns on January 14, 2011, 08:46:37 AM
thats fucking gross bro.never earned them nor would i want to.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: Sam on January 14, 2011, 09:02:31 AM
Come back when you have the brown ones
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: jesusbod on January 14, 2011, 09:05:22 AM
Didn't know it going in, debating changing my user name to red beard.

Pics or it didn't happen.. haha
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: dov on January 14, 2011, 12:57:32 PM
Are there things, "Sam"?
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 14, 2011, 12:57:34 PM
First time w her? Haha where did you meet her?

She was a good friend in high school, did the old facebook reconnect and fucked her a week later. 
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: disco_stu on January 14, 2011, 01:10:40 PM
I had a girl that'd get so horny she'd beg to suck my dick, but was too shy and timid to even let me go near her waste if she was on the rag. Even if I was falling asleep she'd very politely ask if I wanted her to "do that". She was dumb as rocks but that was one of the hardest opposing reasons for kicking her out lol

woah SAME SAME!!!...just ended one a few weeks ago!!

exactly like that!

Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 14, 2011, 01:39:50 PM
woah SAME SAME!!!...just ended one a few weeks ago!!

exactly like that!



Ptps and give her my number, thanks.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: hrspwr on January 14, 2011, 01:50:47 PM
I munched some bleeding sniz one time, when I came up I looked like the Joker.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: ryanm5593 on January 15, 2011, 10:16:25 PM
Didn't know it going in, debating changing my user name to red beard.

 Get married, after a while, it will be no big deal. Pretty normal really...
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: unforgiven on January 15, 2011, 11:47:07 PM
Hhahahahahahaa that's awesome, although it would have been better had you come up from diving and laid a good open mouthed kiss on her....... ;D
LMAO!!!
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 15, 2011, 11:59:01 PM
She wants to hang out on monday, I'm thinking about making her wear pantyhose next time we fuck.
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: unforgiven on January 16, 2011, 12:10:49 AM
She wants to hang out on monday, I'm thinking about making her wear pantyhose next time we fuck.
Round Two!!!
Title: Re: Earned my red wings last night
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 16, 2011, 12:15:21 AM
Round Two!!!

Yes sir, I'm thinking she'll be down for anything after our first encounter.