All of this made me laugh lol
I've had several ak's explode in my hands...the worst I've ever had out of an AR/M4/SPR was a case head separation due to an ammo problem..
Modern AR's and m4's exceed the ak's reliability by a long shot, and accuracy and range are way better
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And I can say exactly the opposite, based on my personal use. I've never had a single misfire, jam, etc. with my AK's. Nothing in 10000+ rounds! My AR's on the other hand: Light primer strikes, fail to feed, fail to fire, not going into battery, magazine not seating all the way, etc. Don't get me wrong, I love the AR, and it offers much more than the AK (especially at distance). However, if I could only keep one platform, it would be the AK. We'll just have to agree to disagree.
Having said all that, I don't use my AK's for anything except target shooting. My AR's on the other hand go hog hunting, and they do a fine job.