Kudos to you for posting a picture. Thing is, if you are over 5'5" you don't have a 31 inch waiste. That's just not possible according to your pic. It appears your triceps have been removed with photoshop or surgery. Not an ab muscle to be found, traps look like they have never been trained, even accidently. I'm still confused about the chest. I don't even know how you created that look.
The bright side is you could really make a difference with some dieting and training targeting your weak areas. So even though this thread is brutal, you probably look pretty decent with a polo shirt on.