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Title: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 27, 2006, 11:55:22 PM
I don`t get it.  No other sport or person other than a 10 year old kid in the early 90`s and bodybuilders wear fanny packs.....

So for those that do have them and wear them or have worn them, why did you wear them and what for?

What is in there?


Seriously.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 27, 2006, 11:57:24 PM
Anyone else remember those 'Kanga-Roo' shoes with the zippers so you could store things?

Don't lie, you owned a pair.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 28, 2006, 12:02:56 AM
I remember when i was really little i had one it was a Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers one ;D i am a loser now ;D but i can't ever say i wore it in public 8) I guess i can understand why pros wear them but i would choose not to if i was one and just buy pants with pockets :)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ARMZ on May 28, 2006, 12:03:29 AM

Anyone else remember those 'Kanga-Roo' shoes with the zippers so you could store things?

Don't lie, you owned a pair.





I had a pair of zips..  I could write the letter Z in the sand with them..
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 28, 2006, 12:08:38 AM
they probably put food in them, thats all i can honestly think of
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ARMZ on May 28, 2006, 12:09:33 AM
I carry a gat in mine.


Uncle Mike's works better for that..  ;)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2006, 12:19:11 AM

Uncle Mike's works better for that..  ;)

Unc mike's IWB up front. G27.  Glad to see we're not all treehuggers around here!
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 28, 2006, 12:23:23 AM
Unc mike's IWB up front. G27.  Glad to see we're not all treehuggers around here!

Don't you have pics of the Uncle Mike's?
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
http://www.ccwsupply.biz/UncleMikesKydexIWBHolsterPAGE.htm

somewhere on there.  i don't have any pics of mine.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Dorian 01 on May 28, 2006, 12:47:14 AM
They're popular with pro-wrestlers also.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gordiano on May 28, 2006, 01:41:01 AM
That's probably where the drugs and needles are kept............. :-X
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ironneck on May 28, 2006, 01:51:12 AM
i don`t think so gordiano.
i think they have their mobile phones their money etc in those fanny packs cause most bbers wear pants without pockets
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Bigger Business on May 28, 2006, 01:55:47 AM
fanny packs are for broke ass bodybuilder wannabe's to put their weeks earnings in so one day a week when they have to 'find' their gym membership card

they can make out to the receptionist that theyre rollin'

Apparently it works too  :D
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 28, 2006, 02:02:12 AM
They are good for going fishing...easier to wear that with hooks and sinkers in it than to lug around a tackle box.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Tombo on May 28, 2006, 04:03:42 AM
everyone i know/seen who wears a bumbag/fanny pack is a drug dealer, or a wannabe drug dealer.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ironneck on May 28, 2006, 04:04:41 AM
you want some crack?
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: InsightD on May 28, 2006, 05:10:27 AM
it would make sense that the fanny packs were for storing shit since those leotard looking things that all the pros would wear "the ones with the vertical stripes" didn't have pockets...

here's levrone's version of that leotard looking thing.

(http://www.fotogalerie.posilovani.net/images_big/levron05.jpg)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on May 28, 2006, 05:13:23 AM
it would make sense that the fanny packs were for storing shit since those leotard looking things that all the pros would wear "the ones with the vertical stripes" didn't have pockets...

here's levrone's version of that leotard looking thing.

(http://www.fotogalerie.posilovani.net/images_big/levron05.jpg)

I wonder what Earl thinks when he sees that gay ass picture of his hero.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 28, 2006, 06:18:52 AM
i started wearing one in the early 90,s and been ever since,i just throw my keys in there along with my cell phone and wallet,it does the job
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ether on May 28, 2006, 07:15:30 AM
While most of the civilized community began to use palm pilots, black berry's etc.... The bodybuilding community is clearly behind the technological trends. (big shock there).

The fanny packs are clearly for:

 1) Hand written agenda (scheduling meals, workouts etc...)
 2) Portable CD player with headphones
 3) Cellular phone and wireless headset (for cardio)
 4) Drug stash for sharing selling
 5) Some money and wallet with a trillion cards inside
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 28, 2006, 08:08:58 AM
While most of the civilized community began to use palm pilots, black berry's etc.... The bodybuilding community is clearly behind the technological trends. (big shock there).

The fanny packs are clearly for:

 1) Hand written agenda (scheduling meals, workouts etc...)
 2) Portable CD player with headphones
 3) Cellular phone and wireless headset (for cardio)
 4) Drug stash for sharing selling
 5) Some money and wallet with a trillion cards inside

#4 is funny ;) in all seriousness though these days people have to be nuts driving around with sauce in thier cars,your majorly screwed if they find that,in jersey thell confiscate your ride on top of lockin you up,maybe youll get lucky though and get a cop who juices and hell take it and tell you to take off ;D
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2006, 08:24:46 AM
#4 is funny ;) in all seriousness though these days people have to be nuts driving around with sauce in thier cars,your majorly screwed if they find that,in jersey thell confiscate your ride on top of lockin you up,maybe youll get lucky though and get a cop who juices and hell take it and tell you to take off ;D

tryin to catch me riding dirty...
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 28, 2006, 08:38:33 AM
everthing that can get me introuble stays in my cabinet,plus driving a high profile car doesnt help either,they are just looking for something to pull me over for which sucks ass
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 28, 2006, 10:36:44 AM
I wonder what Earl thinks when he sees that gay ass picture of his hero.

what's wrong with his sense of fashion? :)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 28, 2006, 11:14:17 AM
I wonder what Earl thinks when he sees that gay ass picture of his hero.

that was the style back then assclown everybody with a physique wore shit like that

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: RAT MCBAT on May 28, 2006, 11:44:36 AM
Glad to see we're not all treehuggers around here!
hell yeah! fuck this planet ;D
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: body88 on May 28, 2006, 12:01:34 PM
hell yeah! f**k this planet ;D

lolol
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 28, 2006, 11:11:31 PM
those leotard looking things that all the pros would wear "the ones with the vertical stripes" didn't have pockets...

here's levrone's version of that leotard looking thing.

(http://www.fotogalerie.posilovani.net/images_big/levron05.jpg)

That leotard looking thing is called a singlet.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: InsightD on May 28, 2006, 11:22:41 PM
thanks for letting me know what it's called... i won't call it a leotard thing anymore.  was it just a style or did have function? maybe for circulation?
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 300 on May 28, 2006, 11:38:49 PM
everthing that can get me introuble stays in my cabinet,plus driving a high profile car doesnt help either,they are just looking for something to pull me over for which sucks ass

What do you drive?
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 28, 2006, 11:50:40 PM
What do you drive?

hahhahhah he drives the YEllow and Gold Zubazz Delivery truck.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2006, 11:55:17 PM
hahhahhah he drives the YEllow and Gold Zubazz Delivery truck.

He'd be less inconspicuous driving against traffic in a stolen cop car with the lights on and a screaming kidnapped pair of twins in the back.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 02:11:35 AM
I wonder what Earl thinks when he sees that gay ass picture of his hero.

I'll tell you what Earl thinks when he sees that pic.........

(http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood-Miyuki/4181/cast/Boner.jpg)


(http://www.happynews.com/living/skin/homemade-lotion.jpg)


(http://www.shellen.com/uploaded_images/tissue-box-738715.jpg)

Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: sugarbear on May 29, 2006, 08:52:52 AM
hardcore legend mick foley WWE wears fanny packs. :)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 08:59:29 AM
its a 95 but it runs good

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/ipkiss/Picture0911.jpg)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Mike on May 29, 2006, 09:07:44 AM
It's the summer, grab some cargo khaki shorts and stop looking like an idiot.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 09:10:50 AM
It's the summer, grab some cargo khaki shorts and stop looking like an idiot.

?????
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 29, 2006, 09:34:16 AM
its a 95 but it runs good

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/ipkiss/Picture0911.jpg)

You think a 95 Firebird is a high profile car ??!

LOL
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 09:39:44 AM
You think a 95 Firebird is a high profile car ??!

LOL

to the cops it is,i think i would know since i drive it,i guess nows the part were you come on and say you have 12 bmw,s and 6 hummers and all that,jokers
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on May 29, 2006, 09:40:36 AM
that was the style back then assclown everybody with a physique wore shit like that

E

Thanks for not answering the question. I didn't ask what the style was I asked what you thought when you saw the picture you pathetic jockriding schmoe.

The outfit Levrone is wearing in that picture is all the evidence that is needed to prove bodybuilding caters to homosexuals. There is no way a straight guy gets in that getup so that other straight guys can look at him.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 300 on May 29, 2006, 09:43:48 AM
You think a 95 Firebird is a high profile car ??!

LOL

Yeah I don't think it's that high profile of a car.  Dime a dozen.  Definitely a nice ride though, especially now that it's getting warm outside.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on May 29, 2006, 09:44:35 AM
its a 95 but it runs good

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/ipkiss/Picture0911.jpg)

Nothing like a redneck, too bad it's not an IROC out cruising Revere Beach.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 09:45:28 AM
im by far no way a great dresser as you guys seen my pics,but no way in hell would i wear that thing levrones wearing,to each his own but i wouldnt be able to sport that thing,but like i said i really cant talk cause i wear my clown outfits all the time ;D
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 09:58:50 AM
i never said my ride was great or anything i just said the cops seem to check my ride out real hard when im cruising,more so when the convertable top is down
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: GreatFinn on May 29, 2006, 10:04:19 AM
I don`t get it.  No other sport or person other than a 10 year old kid in the early 90`s and bodybuilders wear fanny packs.....

So for those that do have them and wear them or have worn them, why did you wear them and what for?

What is in there?


Seriously.
(http://www.tacticalinc.com/imagemagic.php?img=zOHCytncktSS4KSYrY6UoZ6TkZrT3so%3D&w=500&h=400&page=popup)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 29, 2006, 10:05:49 AM
(http://www.tacticalinc.com/imagemagic.php?img=zOHCytncktSS4KSYrY6UoZ6TkZrT3so%3D&w=500&h=400&page=popup)

So in other words, Never mess with a man with a fanny pack?

Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 10:09:26 AM
lol,i cant even carry any toast since i have an extensive criminal backround,im not proud of that but thats just the way it is to be truthful.its funny though cause i was training last year with some correction officer guy and he told me to hold his fanny pack while he put on his lifting belt,the fanny pack felt like it had a brick inside it,i asked him in a nice way what the hell is in there,he opened it up and sure enough it was a sweet lookin 9
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: fathead on May 29, 2006, 10:10:47 AM
what's  wrong with wearing a fag bag?  ..............that's not gay.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 10:11:38 AM
the most dangerous thing in my fannypack is a writing pen that i keep handy,lol
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 29, 2006, 10:12:19 AM
lol,i cant even carry any toast since i have an extensive criminal backround,im not proud of that but thats just the way it is to be truthful.its funny though cause i was training last year with some correction officer guy and he told me to hold his fanny pack while he put on his lifting belt,the fanny pack felt like it had a brick inside it,i asked him in a nice way what the hell is in there,he opened it up and sure enough it was a sweet lookin 9

Come to think of it, I have seen cops wear fanny packs to the gym with guns inside.


Anyways, what is your criminal history. I`m curious.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 10:13:01 AM
what's  wrong with wearing a fag bag?  ..............that's not gay.

can you even get one around your 65 inch waist,im not sure if they make them that big
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 10:18:26 AM
Come to think of it, I have seen cops wear fanny packs to the gym with guns inside.


Anyways, what is your criminal history. I`m curious.

ill pm you adonis if thats cool cause its not something im proud of
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: HERACLES on May 29, 2006, 11:16:41 AM
I don`t get it.  No other sport or person other than a 10 year old kid in the early 90`s and bodybuilders wear fanny packs.....

So for those that do have them and wear them or have worn them, why did you wear them and what for?

What is in there?


Seriously.

Dude, I think maybe so they can carry their gear in them??? hmm...
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 29, 2006, 12:40:48 PM
Thanks for not answering the question. I didn't ask what the style was I asked what you thought when you saw the picture you pathetic jockriding schmoe.

The outfit Levrone is wearing in that picture is all the evidence that is needed to prove bodybuilding caters to homosexuals. There is no way a straight guy gets in that getup so that other straight guys can look at him.


actually retard I did answer the question  you asked what i thought and I told you a that it was the style, (which is my thoughts) and if bodybuilding caters to homos than I guess you are a homo because you are here and maybe he is int hat "getup" so women can look ::)

did the other kids make fun of you for being in special ed? :-\

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 29, 2006, 12:42:33 PM
I'll tell you what Earl thinks when he sees that pic.........

(http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood-Miyuki/4181/cast/Boner.jpg)


(http://www.happynews.com/living/skin/homemade-lotion.jpg)


(http://www.shellen.com/uploaded_images/tissue-box-738715.jpg)



hahaha you're just as obsessed with me as you are with spotting bulges in a pros trunks aren't you ya little fairy boy ;D

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 12:45:44 PM
hahaha you're just as obsessed with me as you are with spotting bulges in a pros trunks aren't you ya little fairy boy ;D

E

MELTDOUWN #2,000,048
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 29, 2006, 12:47:42 PM
yes meltdowns always consist of "haha" and " ;D"

you got me ::)

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 12:50:17 PM
yes meltdowns always consist of "haha" and " ;D"

you got me ::)

E

This should keep you busy for a few minutes..........


(http://ebrahimlatifi.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/levrone004.jpg)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 12:52:22 PM
Fannypacks are used by bbbers to keep copies of their restraining orders against stalking schomes like Earl.........
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 29, 2006, 12:54:07 PM
This should keep you busy for a few minutes..........


(http://ebrahimlatifi.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/levrone004.jpg)

yeah that tripod pic that doesn't work should keep me very busy

thanks my little stalker :P

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: BAZZERKER on May 29, 2006, 12:55:35 PM
Ive seen milos rock some tough fanty packs the thick tan leather ones that have like five comparments. and of course nasser pimps them hard to.   Any one have any pics PLEASE???
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 01:14:08 PM
even pat militich rocks the fanny packs ;)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/ipkiss/pat.jpg)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Bones on May 29, 2006, 01:16:36 PM
(http://www.tacticalinc.com/imagemagic.php?img=zOHCytncktSS4KSYrY6UoZ6TkZrT3so%3D&w=500&h=400&page=popup)
  GreatFinn beat me to it...around here in Vegas 9 times out of 10 it's a piece...unfortunately you need one  to feel safe anymore >:(
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 29, 2006, 01:29:40 PM
in some cases, people carry makeup in it. just to touch up your color between sets.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 29, 2006, 01:39:58 PM
  GreatFinn beat me to it...around here in Vegas 9 times out of 10 it's a piece...unfortunately you need one  to feel safe anymore >:(

Same in Florida. Everyone carries.  Something like 1 in 10 has a permit, and anyone without a felony record can keep in vehicle.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 01:45:57 PM
Same in Florida. Everyone carries.  Something like 1 in 10 has a permit, and anyone without a felony record can keep in vehicle.

its legal to keep toast in your car but not on you if you have a felony record in florida?whats the reason behind that law?im curious to know
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 29, 2006, 01:50:30 PM
its legal to keep toast in your car but not on you if you have a felony record in florida?whats the reason behind that law?im curious to know

castle doctrine- your car is like your home.  no permit needed, but it must be 'securely encased', which just means sealed.  Glove box, concole, even non-clear tupperware will work.  Crown royal bag won't tho :)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 29, 2006, 01:52:47 PM
castle doctrine- your car is like your home.  no permit needed, but it must be 'securely encased', which just means sealed.  Glove box, concole, even non-clear tupperware will work.  Crown royal bag won't tho :)

shit like this makes me want to move to florida. of course, you have enough crazy people that fark has a "florida" tag, so maybe that's the tradeoff.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 01:58:35 PM
i drove to florida last july and it was nice there,i was in west palm beach,pretty nice area imo
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 29, 2006, 02:00:49 PM
shit like this makes me want to move to florida. of course, you have enough crazy people that fark has a "florida" tag, so maybe that's the tradeoff.

Crime is down a lot in areas with concealed carry.  There are high crime areas, bue those are filled with high ratio of ppl with criminal records.  In the city and the countryside, just about everyone has a weapon.  It's just like another tool in your truck.  The only *real* crime is usually drug based, and it's usually junie on junkie.  My brother actually shot a guy last year who tried to rob his pharmacy.  You hear at least one story a week on local media station of justifiable self defense shootings.  Pretty conservative, as half our population is at retirement age.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 02:10:55 PM
i never pictured florida as a high crime area,i guess certain parts are alot worse then others just like any other state
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Bodies on May 29, 2006, 02:32:15 PM
It's just the name "fanny pack" that ruins them for everyone.  They are actually very useful.  If suitcases were named "queer cases" we would all carry our luggage in duffle bags.  Then again "duffle bag" sounds kind of gay too.....
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 29, 2006, 02:35:32 PM
i never pictured florida as a high crime area,i guess certain parts are alot worse then others just like any other state

It's a very segregated state-- racially, economically, age demographics, and criminally.  Family areas, young adult areas, retirement areas, and drug areas.  Just abuot every neighborhood falls under one of these 4 groups, and they are greatly sepaerated by zoning, community rules, police tolerance, etc.  You can sell crack all day on the corner in Newtown, Sarasota.  But you look suspicious in a 7-11 in Sanibel/Captiva and the cops will be questioning you in about 3 minutes. Sad but true.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Adam Empire on May 29, 2006, 02:52:53 PM
Slin.

(Ask the amateur that could eat a ton and always stay lean.  He posts here occasionally)
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: WOOO on May 29, 2006, 03:32:12 PM
It's just the name "fanny pack" that ruins them for everyone.  They are actually very useful.  If suitcases were named "queer cases" we would all carry our luggage in duffle bags.  Then again "duffle bag" sounds kind of gay too.....
duffle bag... gay how?
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on May 29, 2006, 03:43:26 PM
actually retard I did answer the question  you asked what i thought and I told you a that it was the style, (which is my thoughts) and if bodybuilding caters to homos than I guess you are a homo because you are here and maybe he is int hat "getup" so women can look ::)

did the other kids make fun of you for being in special ed? :-\

E

Hey Schmoe, surely you can comprehend the distinction between who bodybuilding caters to (jocksniffing homo schmoes such as yourself) and a visitor to a message board? You see the difference right? You see the distinction between me visiting this site for entertainment and you bathing in a bottle of Levrone's urine that you purchased from the private reserve he set aside a few years ago to feed schmoes such yourself.

As for me riding the short bus, considering you literally jack off using an old soiled pair of Levrone's leotards I wouldn't be talking if I were you.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 04:12:18 PM
the fanny packs go by the name sauce pouches around this way,sauce pouch sounds alittle better imo
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 29, 2006, 04:16:22 PM
Hey Schmoe, surely you can comprehend the distinction between who bodybuilding caters to (jocksniffing homo schmoes such as yourself) and a visitor to a message board? You see the difference right? You see the distinction between me visiting this site for entertainment and you bathing in a bottle of Levrone's urine that you purchased from the private reserve he set aside a few years ago to feed schmoes such yourself.

As for me riding the short bus, considering you literally jack off using an old soiled pair of Levrone's leotards I wouldn't be talking if I were you.

meltdown hahaha

looks like I have a new assclown stalker ;D

also if I did jerk off to somebody's leotard that wouldn't make me stupid, that would make me perverted ::)

you rode the short bus so obviously you can't comprehend the difference between perversion and stupidity

that is so sad :'(

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 07:05:02 PM
Hey Schmoe, surely you can comprehend the distinction between who bodybuilding caters to (jocksniffing homo schmoes such as yourself) and a visitor to a message board? You see the difference right? You see the distinction between me visiting this site for entertainment and you bathing in a bottle of Levrone's urine that you purchased from the private reserve he set aside a few years ago to feed schmoes such yourself.

As for me riding the short bus, considering you literally jack off using an old soiled pair of Levrone's leotards I wouldn't be talking if I were you.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earl is OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 29, 2006, 08:35:21 PM
I owned him notice how he has bowed his head in shame by not responding :P

when will you get over the ownings I gave you? ::)

E

Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on May 30, 2006, 08:17:56 AM
also if I did jerk off to somebody's leotard that wouldn't make me stupid, that would make me perverted ::)

you rode the short bus so obviously you can't comprehend the difference between perversion and stupidity

that is so sad :'(
E

Hey Moron, in case you missed it the short bus isn't for stupid people it's for the mentally handicapped. And one of the symptoms of being mentally handicapped is bathing in a vat of a bodybuilders sweat. You remind me of this retarded kid that was in my Junior High School, he would whip out his dong and start beating away while in gym class.

Don't you feel dirty after you've cum into Levrone's soiled g-string? Doesn't it make you sad? I would venture to guess that when you were young your parents would think fondly of the days when you grew up and they could enjoy their grandchildren. How do they feel knowing your seed goes nowhere else besides some soiled piece of clothing formerly belonging to Levrone?

 
I owned him notice how he has bowed his head in shame by not responding :P

when will you get over the ownings I gave you? ::)

E

This is my favorite quote, hey Schmoe it was Memorial Day. The nonSchmoes on the board actually had something to do. You know, cookouts, get togethers with family and friends. I understand that your life is nothing but an endless cycle of trying to get an article of Levrone's soiled clothing so the days simply blend into one but some of us can't sit in front of the computer each and every day.

There is simply nothing more pathetic than a schmoe whose target is a male bodybuilder. It wigs me out just knowing you live. Time to end it all and save the world from your grief.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: HUGEPECS on May 30, 2006, 08:47:08 AM
that's where they kept their sauces ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: fearANDloathing on May 30, 2006, 08:50:16 AM
Haven't we already discussed the many wonderful uses for "The Pack"?
It's here to stay, get use to it ;D
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 30, 2006, 08:59:02 AM
Hey Moron, in case you missed it the short bus isn't for stupid people it's for the mentally handicapped. And one of the symptoms of being mentally handicapped is bathing in a vat of a bodybuilders sweat. You remind me of this retarded kid that was in my Junior High School, he would whip out his dong and start beating away while in gym class.

Don't you feel dirty after you've cum into Levrone's soiled g-string? Doesn't it make you sad? I would venture to guess that when you were young your parents would think fondly of the days when you grew up and they could enjoy their grandchildren. How do they feel knowing your seed goes nowhere else besides some soiled piece of clothing formerly belonging to Levrone?

 
This is my favorite quote, hey Schmoe it was Memorial Day. The nonSchmoes on the board actually had something to do. You know, cookouts, get togethers with family and friends. I understand that your life is nothing but an endless cycle of trying to get an article of Levrone's soiled clothing so the days simply blend into one but some of us can't sit in front of the computer each and every day.

There is simply nothing more pathetic than a schmoe whose target is a male bodybuilder. It wigs me out just knowing you live. Time to end it all and save the world from your grief.

everythread ive read from you has alot of bitterness in it,you never have anything positive to contribute to the boards except trying to degrade people,like saying the non schmoes wouldnt be posted on the boards on memorial day,maybe somepeople dont have any family around or maybe thier family is in another country,so that makes them a shmoe?maybe people enjoy the company of the other people on the internet and makes them feel better to chat on the boards.you can try to sound your some intellegent joker all you want and degrade people but your the schmoe when it all boils down
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on May 30, 2006, 09:11:34 AM
everythread ive read from you has alot of bitterness in it,you never have anything positive to contribute to the boards except trying to degrade people,like saying the non schmoes wouldnt be posted on the boards on memorial day,maybe somepeople dont have any family around or maybe thier family is in another country,so that makes them a shmoe?maybe people enjoy the company of the other people on the internet and makes them feel better to chat on the boards.you can try to sound your some intellegent joker all you want and degrade people but your the schmoe when it all boils down

I know putting your thoughts into cohesive sentences can be difficult but at least give it a try. I'm having trouble following your post, regroup and give it another shot.

Oh, it appears that I've hit a nerve regarding not having anything to do on Memorial Day. From what I could decipher from your post you're taking issue with me for saying I had something to do yesterday and couldn't be in front of the computer? I'm sorry if you don't have family or friends around but try not to take it out on those of us that do.

Are you angry because I said you drive a redneck car? Hell I only drive a Camry, it's not like it's anything to brag about.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 30, 2006, 09:21:30 AM
thats my point,you seem to go out of your way to try to belittle people,there are others ways to get a point across without trying to point out someones bad grammer or the way they put sentences and paragraphs together,i guess thats just your style though
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Adam Empire on May 30, 2006, 10:10:23 AM
that's where they kept their sauces ;D ;D ;D

Keeping Famous Daves on hand?  What's wrong with that?
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: cshep57 on May 30, 2006, 10:16:31 AM
Comedian Bobby Slayton said about fanny packs:

"What do you carry in there?  Instructions on how NOT to get laid."
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: VGalanti on May 30, 2006, 10:31:36 AM
I don`t get it.  No other sport or person other than a 10 year old kid in the early 90`s and bodybuilders wear fanny packs.....

So for those that do have them and wear them or have worn them, why did you wear them and what for?

What is in there?

to shove all your gear in...C'MON


Seriously.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 30, 2006, 10:33:12 AM
Hey Moron, in case you missed it the short bus isn't for stupid people it's for the mentally handicapped. And one of the symptoms of being mentally handicapped is bathing in a vat of a bodybuilders sweat. You remind me of this retarded kid that was in my Junior High School, he would whip out his dong and start beating away while in gym class.

Don't you feel dirty after you've cum into Levrone's soiled g-string? Doesn't it make you sad? I would venture to guess that when you were young your parents would think fondly of the days when you grew up and they could enjoy their grandchildren. How do they feel knowing your seed goes nowhere else besides some soiled piece of clothing formerly belonging to Levrone?

 
This is my favorite quote, hey Schmoe it was Memorial Day. The nonSchmoes on the board actually had something to do. You know, cookouts, get togethers with family and friends. I understand that your life is nothing but an endless cycle of trying to get an article of Levrone's soiled clothing so the days simply blend into one but some of us can't sit in front of the computer each and every day.

There is simply nothing more pathetic than a schmoe whose target is a male bodybuilder. It wigs me out just knowing you live. Time to end it all and save the world from your grief.

most pathetic meltdown ever not even sarcasm has made somebody meltdown like this ;D

I love the whole short bus argument trying to defend the diference between stupid people and metally handicapped people lmao :D

as for memorial day, you were online for like a half hour after I posted that and you didn't repsond so claim that you were at a BBQ or whatever haha 8)

as for ending it all, who is the one having complete meltdowns practically screaming at the computer over something simple like some joe schmoe on the net who supposedly likes soiled posing trunks?  who is more likely to have sucicdal thoughts you or me?

maybe you need to take your own advice loser hahahahahhahahahahhahaha hahahahaha

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 30, 2006, 10:42:39 AM
Comedian Bobby Slayton said about fanny packs:

"What do you carry in there?  Instructions on how NOT to get laid."

before i was married i seemed to do okay with the broads with the fanny pack and all,actually over the years every girlfriend i had bought me at least one fanny pack when they saw one at a sporting good store or somewhere,maybe ole bobby couldnt get a fannypack big enough to fit around his gut ;D
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: buffbodz on May 30, 2006, 10:47:18 AM
tryin to catch me riding dirty...

Yes, but these thing don't just appear in the closet.  They must be trainsported.  Usually by car, so sometimes we all must "ride dirty".
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on May 30, 2006, 10:54:29 AM
as for memorial day, you were online for like a half hour after I posted that and you didn't repsond so claim that you were at a BBQ or whatever haha 8)

as for ending it all, who is the one having complete meltdowns practically screaming at the computer over something simple like some joe schmoe on the net who supposedly likes soiled posing trunks?  who is more likely to have sucicdal thoughts you or me?

maybe you need to take your own advice loser hahahahahhahahahahhahaha hahahahaha

E

I hate to break it to you genius but I wasn't in front of the computer after I posted yesterday, I was cooking. Sorry to bring you down from your Levrone induced high.

Meltdowns don't include rationale points, something you clearly don't understand. They include screaming and yelling and sorry but a Levrone schmoe could never bring me to that point.

Also, I wasn't trying to defend anything, I was pointing out the truth. You implied the short bus is for stupid people (wrong) and I pointed out it's for the type of mentally handicapped that you relate to, the ones that masturbate with urine samples purchased online from their favorite bodybuilders website.

Also, I'm still curious if your family knows about your Levrone obsession? Do they know where you keep your stash of Levrone urine, sweat, feces stained posing trunks and snot rags?
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 30, 2006, 10:58:42 AM
Yes, but these thing don't just appear in the closet.  They must be trainsported.  Usually by car, so sometimes we all must "ride dirty".

My wife won't let me :)
If I got caught with say, a semi full of cocaine, I'd be more worried about her kicking my ass than the whole, legal system thing.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 30, 2006, 11:12:21 AM
I hate to break it to you genius but I wasn't in front of the computer after I posted yesterday, I was cooking. Sorry to bring you down from your Levrone induced high.

Meltdowns don't include rationale points, something you clearly don't understand. They include screaming and yelling and sorry but a Levrone schmoe could never bring me to that point.

Also, I wasn't trying to defend anything, I was pointing out the truth. You implied the short bus is for stupid people (wrong) and I pointed out it's for the type of mentally handicapped that you relate to, the ones that masturbate with urine samples purchased online from their favorite bodybuilders website.

Also, I'm still curious if your family knows about your Levrone obsession? Do they know where you keep your stash of Levrone urine, sweat, feces stained posing trunks and snot rags?

haha keep denying your meltdown it will help you sleep better at night

how was the picnic with mommy and daddy?

still arguing the short bus lol like it is so important to you it makes you wonder haha

yes they know and they think it is so beautiful ;)

I hope your family knows about your suicidal thoughts :-\

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 30, 2006, 11:32:45 AM
Earl, in all fairness, a man can't call his own meltdown.  Has to be called by an impartial party with no history with the victim. 

An insult does not a meltdown make.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 30, 2006, 11:39:30 AM
My wife won't let me :)
If I got caught with say, a semi full of cocaine, I'd be more worried about her kicking my ass than the whole, legal system thing.

transporting is the fun part,i remember when i used to go cop,so to speak,pick up my stash in other words,id actually get more of a rush on my way to get it and drive back with it then i did actually using the crap,it was such a rush knowing your driving by all these cops and they have no idea you got the goods in the car.them days are long gone though
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Blockhead on May 30, 2006, 01:10:02 PM

 I will never know how fanny packs got associated with being a 'homosexual thing'...

 I wear one everyday. So what? I dont care what Bobby Slayton says...you can wear a bright pink fanny pack but if you have the body and personality and confidence to pull it off...women will find you sexy. Put a sombrero on...a feather boa while you're at it...if you're confident...it doesnt matter. Why is it a celebrity can wear a band-aid on their face and its cool? Why is it a rock star can have weird color hair and ugly tats and wear weird clothes...and look cool? It's because who they are and how they carry themselves.

 Not to mention...real BB's usually dont wear regular pants the average joe wears...if we do they are usually tight from the knees up. Why carry around keys, wallet and/or money, cell phone etc...in your hands...it doesnt feel comfortable in the pants pocket. In my fanny pack I have on now...I have my phone, wallet, loose change, 2 pieces of gum, my tin of Skoal and my little pill container filled w/ vitamins,pills etc...

 Sorry not to put in in my pocket. I have to buy jeans 4 waist sizes too big and look like a 'tagger' or 'breakdancer' or...wear my waist line and leg length(32x30) and have them fit like spandex...from the knees up. Bodybuilders because of muscular hypertrophy is that much greater than the average joes...have to do what they have to do.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: sarcasm on May 30, 2006, 01:10:41 PM
I will never know how fanny packs got associated with being a 'homosexual thing'...

 I wear one everyday. So what? I dont care what Bobby Slayton says...you can wear a bright pink fanny pack but if you have the body and personality and confidence to pull it off...women will find you sexy. Put a sombrero on...a feather boa while you're at it...if you're confident...it doesnt matter. Why is it a celebrity can wear a band-aid on their face and its cool? Why is it a rock star can have weird color hair and ugly tats and wear weird clothes...and look cool? It's because who they are and how they carry themselves.

 Not to mention...real BB's usually dont wear regular pants the average joe wears...if we do they are usually tight from the knees up. Why carry around keys, wallet and/or money, cell phone etc...in your hands...it doesnt feel comfortable in the pants pocket. In my fanny pack I have on now...I have my phone, wallet, loose change, 2 pieces of gum, my tin of Skoal and my little pill container filled w/ vitamins,pills etc...

 Sorry not to put in in my pocket. I have to buy jeans 4 waist sizes too big and look like a 'tagger' or 'breakdancer' or...wear my waist line and leg length(32x30) and have them fit like spandex...from the knees up. Bodybuilders because of muscular hypertrophy is that much greater than the average joes...have to do what they have to do.
hahahaha, you must be a pussy magnet.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: ribonucleic on May 30, 2006, 01:22:49 PM
I'm still a newb - so I don't know how this beef started. Both sides have more than a little of the screeching-queen in their rhetoric. But looking at whose expense the laughs are coming, Earl is definitely the one who has been pwned here.

I'm just sayin'.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gordiano on May 30, 2006, 01:33:38 PM
I'm still a newb - so I don't know how this beef started. Both sides have more than a little of the screeching-queen in their rhetoric. But looking at whose expense the laughs are coming, Earl is definitely the one who has been pwned here.

I'm just sayin'.

LOL. He just doesn't realize it.
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 30, 2006, 02:01:52 PM
almost every picture i see of ronnie,jay,nasser and many other top pros working out or just wearing casual wear are always sporting the sauce pouch,its kinda ironic that alot of guys here like these guys like ronnie and jay yet they see a pic of some average dude in the gym wearing the sauce pouch and say the dude looks fruity cause hes got a pouch on,i could never figure that one out ???
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 30, 2006, 08:47:02 PM
Earl, in all fairness, a man can't call his own meltdown.  Has to be called by an impartial party with no history with the victim. 

An insult does not a meltdown make.

I disagree 8)

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Earl1972 on May 30, 2006, 08:48:27 PM
I'm still a newb - so I don't know how this beef started. Both sides have more than a little of the screeching-queen in their rhetoric. But looking at whose expense the laughs are coming, Earl is definitely the one who has been pwned here.

I'm just sayin'.

I disagree gordiano 8)

E
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: HowieW on May 30, 2006, 08:50:50 PM
even pat militich rocks the fanny packs ;)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/ipkiss/pat.jpg)

LOL, seriously it must have started becuase it easy to carry stuff, most muscleheads have big legs and that makes it tougher to carry much in your reg pants pcokets
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: onlyme on May 31, 2006, 02:40:11 AM
To bad this guy didn't have one
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 31, 2006, 03:15:47 AM
hahahaha, you must be a pussy magnet.

sarcasm you were the very first person to respond to his post,so yeah..I guess he is a pussy magnet..hahaha
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Hedgehog on May 31, 2006, 05:21:53 AM
shit like this makes me want to move to florida. of course, you have enough crazy people that fark has a "florida" tag, so maybe that's the tradeoff.

Yeah. It's awesome.

You always have these guys discussing what Glock model is most effective, or what the tradeoffs are when getting bigger calibers.

Here's a clue: If you ever gets to fire the gun, it probably won't matter.


Gotta love the NRA fetishists who blows off a load with one hand on the rifle.

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: Bones on May 31, 2006, 09:19:46 AM
To bad this guy didn't have one
  I could of gone a life time not seeing that picture....Disturbing!!!
Title: Re: What are FANNY PACKS really for?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 31, 2006, 09:22:39 AM
LOL, seriously it must have started becuase it easy to carry stuff, most muscleheads have big legs and that makes it tougher to carry much in your reg pants pcokets

very true howie,i got so used to the pouch now,its been around 13 years or so wearing them that its almost like ahabit putting it on in the morning,i really dont like leaving my personal stuff at the front desk at any gym.the pouch is comfortable and never gets in the way when im training,on legg presses and squats ill slide the pouch to my side so it doesnt get crushed.i have around 6 or 7 pouches in my closet