Author Topic: THE SHADOW IS SO POOR (Read 2856 times)

dan18 · « **on:** April 19, 2007, 10:08:28 AM »

He had to put a pack of gum on lay away..

drkaje · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2007, 10:10:37 AM »

When a relative dies.... he can't pay respects.

Always Sore · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2007, 10:27:30 AM »

Can't even pay attention...

dan18 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2007, 10:29:14 AM »

He cant afford anything in the dollar store

Always Sore · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2007, 10:33:51 AM »

burglars break into his home and leave money.

anvil · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2007, 11:44:40 AM »

he had to stucco his house by painting over the boogers

dan18 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2007, 11:53:21 AM »

If the sign says buy one get one free...
hes shit out luck

anvil · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:00:27 PM »

when I saw him wobbling down the street with only one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and he said - "Nope...just found one..."

tu_holmes · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:04:08 PM »

I saw him hanging the toilet paper out to dry.

Always Sore · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:27:36 PM »

He though all cheese came from goverment lines.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:42:58 PM »

that little indian penis puffer is so poor that i saw him walking down the street kicking an aluminum can and when i asked him waht he was doing he said, "moving".

dan18 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:44:28 PM »

Quote from: anvil on April 19, 2007, 12:00:27 PM

when I saw him wobbling down the street with only one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and he said - "Nope...just found one..."

I just pissed my pants

Always Sore · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:44:57 PM »

He gives blood just for the free cookie.

dan18 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:49:52 PM »

he so poor i saw him in the k-mart with a box of garbage bags..I said what are you doing? he said buying luggage..

The Squadfather · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:51:43 PM »

"he's" so poor his front door and back door are on the same hinge.

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:03:06 PM »

that little shudra is so poor, that every afternoon you can see him cruising along India's most famous Slums in search of some decent crumbs from the local dumpters

dan18 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:03:24 PM »

Hes so poor' he eats cereal with a fork to save milk..

dan18 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:05:19 PM »

He so poor when you ring his doorbell it goes ''DING''

The Squadfather · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:15:31 PM »

motherfuccker's house is so dirty i had to wipe my feet before i went outside.

dan18 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:19:04 PM »

He so poor i saw him kicking a can down the street,I said what are you doing? He said, moving

The Squadfather · « **Reply #20 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:19:39 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:19:04 PM

He so poor i saw him kicking a can down the street,I said what are you doing? He said, moving

i just said that three or four posts above, Dan.

dan18 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:22:07 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 19, 2007, 01:19:39 PM

i just said that three or four posts above, Dan.

didnt see it GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #22 on:** April 19, 2007, 02:07:26 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:22:07 PM

didnt see it GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

No, it just means you're a jackass.

observation - cavernous

onlyme · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:38:46 PM »

Shadow is so poor, he goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other peoples fingers.

dan18 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2007, 11:17:11 AM »

I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out he popped saying - "Who knocked???"