2 rings. A disheveled voice answers in disbelief and slight horror...
ChiTown Boi: 'Hello?'
Fat Nick: 'It's me...is it clear to talk?'
ChiTown Boi: 'Nicky....it's YOU, sir...how are you, sir?!? I am honored by your ever most...'
Fat Nick: 'Thanks, Snook but nevermind that now. I'm calling in a hit. I need to get some buisness done there. Who do we got available? The Hook? The Clown? Did Mel get out yet? He owes me for some work I did for him back in the day..."
ChiTown Boi: "Sir...they went away, you know that. It was YOU who kept them safe all these years. I know it is you who will keep them safe while they are away...what do you need done? Anything, sir...just name it. You're still KING around here...we never forgot...name it...it's DONE! "
Fat Nick: " Okay, look. I got this problem. This guy...this...guy who goes around by the name TheBlockhead called me some names. Terrible names. I hear he's on the southside...he doesn't run with King Conan Hamilton or the 26th st OUTFIT but I think he might be heavy into things...you think you can SNOOP for me and hunt this guy down? "
ChiTown Boi: "Sir. It's DONE. This...this BlockHead guy. We'll track him down for you...fughettaabout it. It's done. What shot are you calling? How do you want us to handle this?"
Fat Nick: "I want him DEAD...I want his family DEAD...I want his house burnt to the GROUND..I want him DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!"
ChiTown Boi: "Is...is that The Untouchables? Was that Robert DeNiro, sir? "
Fat Nick: "Oh...my bad. Ummm...yea...umm...yea anyway, listen here see...I made the call to 'No Nose' DiFronzio and the crew...they gave me their blessing. This BlockHead guy has to be taken down and taken down FAST. He's ruining things for me here...I'm making some BIG moves on the internet. I'm doing some HEAVY things on this chat forum where bodybuilding fans with enthusiasm...ENTHUSIASM.
..ENTHUSIASM...interact and mingle in an open forum. I'm doing some major things here you see...I can't talk about it now. It's TOO big. Ya, understand? "
ChiTown Boi: "Sir. Of course I do. I know you call the shots. I'll get this done...rest assured sir, this BlockHead character will never call you another name in a open forum where bodybuilding enthusiaists mingle on the internet. Want me to break his hands? "
Fat Nick: "Naaa...just scare him a little. Warn him...warn him that I am his WORST NIGHTMARE. Tell him that I will meet him...after school in the parking lot at 3:00 and there is nothing he can do about it...you ever see 'Three O Clock High'? 80's movie? Remember? "
ChiTown Boi: "Err...no, Sir. Never saw it... Umm...consider it DONE! "
Fat Nick: "Good, Snookie...you're a good kid. Get this done and get it done FAST...I get all frazzled and can barely type when he calls me names. I can't have it...capice? "
ChiTown Boi: "Yes sir...I...guess? "
Fat Nick: "Alright...I gotta run. The wife will be home from work in a half hour and I didn't even take the clothes out of the dryer for her and fold them yet...it sucks being Mr. Mom but as Sonny says...'The Working Man is a SUCKA!'.
