Author Topic: Half-ton Teen (Read 6151 times)

Tre · « **on:** May 17, 2009, 05:03:12 PM »

These potential GetBiggers (no homo) are being sabotaged by their moms

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dr.chimps · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:04:31 PM »

Quote from: Tre on May 17, 2009, 05:03:12 PM

These potential GetBiggers (no homo) are being sabotaged by their moms :

Is it just me, or do I sense a love connection?

CARTEL · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:04:49 PM »

Just imagine how good they will look when they cut up for the summer.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:06:23 PM »

Yeah I just seen a few minutes of it on tv.

Poor bastard, they shown a video clip of a nurse showering him and his fat mounds hung down so low that they didn't even have to blur out his dick, cause there was no possible way anyone was gonna see it.

CARTEL · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:08:16 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on May 17, 2009, 05:06:23 PM

Yeah I just seen a few minutes of it on tv.

Poor bastard, they shown a video clip of a nurse showering him and his fat mounds hung down so low that they didn't even have to blur out his dick, cause there was no possible way anyone was gonna see it.

The black dude in the second picture must be hung like a Sperm Whale then.

Broseph has a towel over his.

mass 04 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:12:08 PM »

I'm sorry, i have no sympathy for these fat fucks. You would think when you hit 500 lbs "Hey, maybe i should stop eating." The caloric intake needed to maintain that weight nevermind gain is astounding. Fuck them

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:12:23 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:08:16 PM

The black dude in the second picture must be hung like a Sperm Whale then.

Broseph has a towel over his.

That might just be a "front" like in the past when famous men who were polesmokers would still take out "paternity insurance" to make people think they didn't crave the penoris.

Boost · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:14:58 PM »

Sluggish Thyroid

mass 04 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:18:30 PM »

Quote from: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:14:58 PM

Sluggish Thyroid

I know you are joking, but that pisses me off too. These pigs blame everything under the sun thyroid, stress, sadness,abuse for weighing 6oo lbs. How about you take responsibility for yourself. Are you either too dumb or that deluded to realize the 5 pizzas a day maybe just maybe have caused you to become a disgusting drain on your family and society.

meltdown

stormshadow · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:20:37 PM »

Did you see the shot with his shirt off? Brutal 6" Diameter nipples.

stormshadow · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:22:51 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:12:08 PM

I'm sorry, i have no sympathy for these fat fucks. You would think when you hit 500 lbs "Hey, maybe i should stop eating." The caloric intake needed to maintain that weight nevermind gain is astounding. Fuck them

The kid don't know any better. His mother created this by her overbearing mothering which fucked him up and gave him no chance to learn things on his own. Did you hear the doctor say that these people have a child like mentality because their family does everything for them. The doctor said he is an 8 year old on the inside.

Boost · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:22:57 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:18:30 PM

I know you are joking, but that pisses me off too. These pigs blame everything under the sun thyroid, stress, sadness,abuse for weighing 6oo lbs. How about you take responsibility for yourself. Are you either too dumb or that deluded to realize the 5 pizzas a day maybe just maybe have caused you to become a disgusting drain on your family and society.

meltdown

It really is crazy, I once saw a show where a guy was living in a clinic designed to help him lose weight. He couldn't walk, but his girlfriend was smuggling in Mcdonalds every day for him.

I have zero sympathy for these "super obese"

300lb can be rationalised

600lb is just straight up ridiculous

polychronopolous · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:23:07 PM »

Legit 26" arms

Bast175 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:23:45 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:12:08 PM

I'm sorry, i have no sympathy for these fat fucks. You would think when you hit 500 lbs "Hey, maybe i should stop eating." The caloric intake needed to maintain that weight nevermind gain is astounding. Fuck them

Obviously they have genetic problems. Gluttons can get up to 300, 400lbs tops, but above that it's genetics.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:23:55 PM »

Quote from: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:22:57 PM

It really is crazy, I once saw a show where a guy was living in a clinic designed to help him lose weight. He couldn't walk, but his girlfriend was smuggling in Mcdonalds every day for him.

I have zero sympathy for these "super obese"

300lb can be rationalised

600lb is just straight up ridiculous

He had a girlfriend??

mass 04 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:27:55 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on May 17, 2009, 05:23:45 PM

Obviously they have genetic problems. Gluttons can get up to 300, 400lbs tops, but above that it's genetics.

If they are predisposed to being that fat, they should take precautions to assure it doesn't happen and teach their kids proper eating habits so they don't end up 400 lb diabetic adults.

CARTEL · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:29:18 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:23:55 PM

He had a girlfriend??

Maybe she's a chubby chaser.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:31:05 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:29:18 PM

Maybe she's a chubby chaser.

He probably wasn't difficult to catch, unless he was going downhill.

Boost · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:31:57 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:23:55 PM

He had a girlfriend??

She was almost as big as him.

They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

It was absolutely revolting

kiwiol · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:32:28 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:23:55 PM

He had a girlfriend??

Maybe she was rescued by Greenpeace from Japanese harpooners and now has her own exhibit tank in Sea world?

CARTEL · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:33:50 PM »

Quote from: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:31:57 PM

She was almost as big as him.

They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

It was absolutely revolting

The sex must have smelled delightful

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:36:40 PM »

Quote from: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:31:57 PM

She was almost as big as him.

They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

It was absolutely revolting

I can't wait until they join Planet Fitness together, then complain about anyone looking at them for "judging"

mass 04 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:36:54 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:33:50 PM

The sex must have smelled delightful

Show some respect! Onlyme once looked in the general vicinity of Farrah Fawcet at a 1978 brunch,

kiwiol · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:39:15 PM »

Quote from: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:31:57 PM

They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

Don't think they could have intercourse because of the physical constraints, but maybe they improvised - like "I'll hide this donut under one of my many skin folds and if you guess it right the first time, you eat it. If not I eat it".

Imagine polishing off 3 dozen donuts and 6 buckets of KFC like that. Not to mention they could also incorporate the "spray whipped cream and lick it off me" routine as foreplay. Epic "oral" sex.

CARTEL · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2009, 05:41:50 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:36:54 PM

Show some respect! Onlyme once looked in the general vicinity of Farrah Fawcet at a 1978 brunch,

I know. I was standing at the buffet line with that black dude from Police Academy at the time.