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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2009, 05:42:26 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:18:30 PM
I know you are joking, but that pisses me off too. These pigs blame everything under the sun thyroid, stress, sadness,abuse for weighing 6oo lbs. How about you take responsibility for yourself. Are you either too dumb or that deluded to realize the 5 pizzas a day maybe just maybe have caused you to become a disgusting drain on your family and society.

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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2009, 05:43:22 PM »
Quote from: CastIron on May 17, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
When you know what the fuck your talking about, then speak.
Touched a nerve?

Are you a former fatboy?
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2009, 05:43:28 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 05:39:15 PM
Don't think they could have intercourse because of the physical constraints, but maybe they improvised - like "I'll hide this donut under one of my many skin folds and if you guess it right the first time, you eat it. If not I eat it".

Imagine polishing off 3 dozen donuts and 6 buckets of KFC like that. Not to mention they could also incorporate the "spray whipped cream and lick it off me" routine as foreplay. Epic "oral" sex.

The only problem I can foresee with this is that there is probably enough food to feed half of Bulgaria trapped in the folds of this couple's flesh.
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2009, 06:04:41 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on May 17, 2009, 05:04:31 PM
Is it just me, or do I sense a love connection?

Some of the moms of fat kids are addicted to the need to feel needed.
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2009, 06:05:43 PM »
Quote from: CastIron on May 17, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
When you know what the fuck your talking about, then speak.
haha oh brother.
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Re: Half-ton Teen
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2009, 06:21:32 PM »
Quote from: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:43:22 PM
Touched a nerve?

Are you a former fatboy?

He cant back up what he's talking about. ;)
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2009, 11:05:14 PM »
Ha ha, lots of sensitive compassionate gebiggers posting in this thread.   ;D
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2009, 02:06:48 AM »
Melvin Goodrum is a serious bulker.
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2009, 06:37:35 AM »
LOL!!! Wow I actually watched this on t.v. His mom runs around shoving hot dogs in his mouth while he lays sits on his fat ass playing video games all day!!!! fucking pathetic to let yourself even get like that.
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2009, 01:03:59 PM »
Quote from: TestDummy on June 06, 2009, 06:37:35 AM
LOL!!! Wow I actually watched this on t.v. His mom runs around shoving hot dogs in his mouth while he lays sits on his fat ass playing video games all day!!!! fucking pathetic to let yourself even get like that.
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2009, 01:15:14 PM »
Quote from: stormshadow on May 17, 2009, 05:22:51 PM
The kid don't know any better.  His mother created this by her overbearing mothering which fucked him up and gave him no chance to learn things on his own.  Did you hear the doctor say that these people have a child like mentality because their family does everything for them.  The doctor said he is an 8 year old on the inside.

The mom lost her first kid at like 18 months and kind of snapped or something.  She seems to be trying to keep this kid as a baby so he will never leave her.
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Re: Half-ton Teen
« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2009, 04:07:56 PM »
the greatest was when one of them said, "yeah, its time to lose weight." no shit , it was time 400 lbs ago. when you were only 375 lbs.

Sad though. parents totally to blame. givin' them hot dogs like they were multi vitimins.
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