One fateful day in the hedgerowed meadows of Wetminster-On-Brine:
"I say, Gerald! Let's have another go 'round but this time we shant make use of our hands!"
"Capital notion, Reginald! Best gag since we swapped the toffee for taffy at the Shropshroveshire Inbred Exhibition. Ticketey boo! I'm using my shoe!"
Shoeball remains the world's most popular sport for people who don't like using their hands.