Ok, here's my owning. So, I was at Planet Fitness and this 12 year old girl comes in, couldn't have weighed more than 60 lbs. And, she's all, like, struttin around like she's huge or somethin. Massive imaginary lat syndrome. So, I go up to her and say, "What's your problem bitch?! You think you're some kind of big shot?" She kicked me in the nuts and I cried for, like, an hour. I mean, what kind of girl only has the power to kick a guy in the nuts and make him cry for an hour? Geez.
Then, this other time this invalid gets wheeled in on a hospital bed- IV and everything. I noticed he had bigger arms than me and I began to wonder what they were pumping into his bloodstream. "Juicer" I wispered under my breath as I walked past him and then ran for the door. With all those steroids in his system, there was no telling when he was going to be able to walk again and I wasn't going to wait around and get my ass kicked!