Author Topic: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO! (Read 8684 times)

BIG_STI · « **Reply #50 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:18:14 PM »

glad you're off the meth

Schilton Sveltlinovski · « **Reply #51 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:47:22 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on February 23, 2011, 07:32:34 AM

Dude what are you doin' out in the woods?

He has just made someone squeal like a pig!!!!

Fuck me last time I saw you, you were binging on Olive oil and lean now you look like Wolverine's fat Autistic cousin.

ta ta

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #52 on:** February 23, 2011, 02:27:18 PM »

Since the goverment is going broke, I vote Falcon for president we got to get back to farming and training in the woods then things may turn around.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #53 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:17:44 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 23, 2011, 02:27:18 PM

Since the goverment is going broke, I vote Falcon for president we got to get back to farming and training in the woods then things may turn around.

yes man backyard farming will be the key to life

if i were presedent or governer

id familiarize all citizens with the techniques of backyard farming, and make it mainstream, fully self sufficient

Marty Champions · « **Reply #54 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:22:57 PM »

question is who can really curl dem 65 pounders like me in the vide then doin upright rows wid dem bitches?

epic_alien · « **Reply #55 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:24:08 PM »

when im done with my show, i want to be like falcon, just fucking numb to the world and its bulshit

can i apply to be a young weegar falcon? and be on the ship when the time comes?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #56 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:26:28 PM »

Quote from: Spike on February 23, 2011, 08:27:46 AM

fckn awesome

big fan of falcons vids now - creative genius in my mind

kinda like zack glafinakis but without the fatness and gayness

falcon - do a shit ton of overhead presses - if your delts were capped you'd look like a beast even when you mass up/off roxi

i seriously lack delt mass

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #57 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:43:25 PM »

Quote from: epic_alien on February 23, 2011, 03:24:08 PM

when im done with my show, i want to be like falcon, just fucking numb to the world and its bulshit

can i apply to be a young weegar falcon? and be on the ship when the time comes?

I think there is a application form for Asscociate Falcon Scientists maybe Master Falcon can direct you to information on location I applied already waiting on approval.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #58 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:59:07 PM »

Quote from: epic_alien on February 23, 2011, 03:24:08 PM

when im done with my show, i want to be like falcon, just fucking numb to the world and its bulshit

can i apply to be a young weegar falcon? and be on the ship when the time comes?

yes we will have you build a fake cock on the front of our\ ship to attract high up extra terrestrial hoes

dj181 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:01:54 PM »

So what color will this fake cock be? P.S. Your mom likes fake cocks.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #60 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:03:52 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 23, 2011, 04:01:54 PM

So what color will this fake cock be? P.S. Your mom likes fake cocks.

how bout another subject like how are you work hots going?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #61 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:08:16 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on February 23, 2011, 03:59:07 PM

yes we will have you build a fake cock on the front of our\ ship to attract high up extra terrestrial hoes

Attracting extra terrestial hoes is always a high priority with benefits of high returns.

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #62 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:09:43 PM »

Failcon someone compared you to a brontosaurus yesterday. large body, small head. heart struggles to get blood all the way to the cranial cavity and results in palpitations. you agree?

dj181 · « **Reply #63 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:13:17 PM »

Whose workouts ma man? Mine or yours? If you mean mine, then they are going allright I guess, but come mid-March the fun will begin

Marty Champions · « **Reply #64 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on February 23, 2011, 04:09:43 PM

Failcon someone compared you to a brontosaurus yesterday. large body, small head. heart struggles to get blood all the way to the cranial cavity and results in palpitations. you agree?

hell yeah !the life span of a brontasouras was around 100 years too, nice try

Marty Champions · « **Reply #65 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:39:24 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 23, 2011, 04:13:17 PM

Whose workouts ma man? Mine or yours? If you mean mine, then they are going allright I guess, but come mid-March the fun will begin

are these 65 dumbells im lifting half your bodyweight ma man?

cephissus · « **Reply #66 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »

Great video falcon! Awesome mass and creative power!

I'm jealous.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #67 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:56:46 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on February 23, 2011, 05:52:46 PM

Great video falcon! Awesome mass and creative power!

I'm jealous.

im thinking about making my dumbells heavier too bro!

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #68 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:57:53 PM »

Julio Ceasar · « **Reply #69 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:12:29 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on February 23, 2011, 03:22:57 PM

question is who can really curl them 65 pounders like me in the vide then doin upright rows wid dem bitches?

I was about to mention that. Curl them both at the same time that slow aint bad. U hold them for about 2 minutes to...strong guy!

Spike · « **Reply #70 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on February 23, 2011, 03:26:28 PM

i seriously lack delt mass

but that easiest to get brosif

you have wide clavicles just stop curling and doing push ups and press that shitty weight think over your head

TacoBell · « **Reply #71 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:22:33 PM »

Marty Champions · « **Reply #72 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:32:17 PM »

Quote from: Spike on February 23, 2011, 06:13:57 PM

but that easiest to get brosif

you have wide clavicles just stop curling and doing push ups and press that shitty weight think over your head

but broseph how long do you thank master falcon should press the weights for reps/sats times per week?

i will try as often as i can though

Marty Champions · « **Reply #73 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:34:15 PM »

Quote from: Julio Ceasar on February 23, 2011, 06:12:29 PM

I was about to mention that. Curl them both at the same time that slow aint bad. U hold them for about 2 minutes to...strong guy!

yes holding that weight for long time IS the MASTER. im probably going to make them heavier uneven dumbells might slide of a 10 pound but add on a 25 pound plate

SusanFitness · « **Reply #74 on:** February 23, 2011, 07:17:00 PM »

damn, you change every time you post. you look better than that balding, popeye, homeless looking dude with yellow teeth that you were a few years ago.