You are waking up and you see this... what do you do next

[Stark]

After a long night out, more beer than you care to remember and passing out some time after midnight you wake up next morning to see this... what do you do next?

 

In reach are

a) Lamp
b) Oversized big black dildo
c) 3 empty packs of condoms
d) a half empty bottle of Bacardi breezer
e) a roll of toilet paper
f) A cushion
g) Laptop


Go...

[no one]

go to the mirror. see if im holding any water esp in my lower back. hit a couple back/front double bi poses. is that a bit of gyno coming in? better up the caber. go have some oatmeal.

[local hero]

 90% of get biggers start there day like this

[Anglo]

mayor approved

[johnnynoname]

Dlisted.com is my favorite blog as well, btw

[bradistani]

mayor approved

i was so busy chuckling at the thought of a  dvd called 'torso', that i almost missed the gimp chained to the bed .. just wtf man  

[240 is Back]

After a long night out, more beer than you care to remember and passing out some time after midnight you wake up next morning to see this... what do you do next?

 

In reach are

a) Lamp
b) Oversized big black dildo
c) 3 empty packs of condoms
d) a half empty bottle of Bacardi breezer
e) a roll of toilet paper
f) A cushion
g) Laptop


Go...

h)  Glock .40

[Stark]

mayor approved

ROFL