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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: nzmusclemonster on October 21, 2012, 05:17:24 PM
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When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.
Dump and wipe with leaves?
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Stupid f00king thread from a GetBig legend..
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Stupid f00king thread from a GetBig legend..
We have a quota for dump threads. With Diecide gone I have to step up and fill the void.
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Did it on my honeymoon.
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its not that rare
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yes
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yes, not with leaves though. a paper towel. leaves would be a disaster.
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When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.
Dump and wipe with leaves?
Yes - with leaves. It sucks but better than crapping yourself.
Now i always keep a roll of toilet paper in my TSHTF bag in my car. Cant tell you how many times that came in handy.
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in an ironic twist, a black bear took a shit in my dad's back yard last week.
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Way more times than I wish to have. When you hike a lot this shit happens. Always carry toilet roll though and hand wash.
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Way more times than I wish to have. When you hike a lot this shit happens. Always carry toilet roll though and hand wash.
Yup. Keeping a roll of toilet paper i n the car is a must
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all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper. fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.
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all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper. fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.
I completely agree. I never just leave the paper on the ground. I will always bury it all under something like rocks etc.. However, sometimes after walking for two or three hours trying to hold it in, the rat's nose is at the door and you just gotta go!
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When I was in my early twenties I had a job as a security guard in construction contractors yard at night. There was no bathroom or office. Just pitch blackness. This was before cell phones. They gave me a phone that I had to plug into a box on a telephone pole. One night at about 4 in the morning I had the runs and had to go. In the darkness I just pulled down my pants and went. And went, and went. In the morning hours I saw I crapped on the main walking path. The job sucked anyway.
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I was out for a run once (no homo) and had to take a deuce real bad, it was on the level of either deucing in my pants or deucing in the woods, so I chose option B.
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My roommate after college was running in the morning and had to shit. He shit in the parking lot at this hair salon about 300 yards from our place. Said he just couldn't hold it anymore. Didn't wipe until he got home.
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My roommate after college was running in the morning and had to shit. He shit in the parking lot at this hair salon about 300 yards from our place. Said he just couldn't hold it anymore. Didn't wipe until he got home.
N A S T Y
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If you are going to use leaves it is best to be familiar with the plants in the area
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N A S T Y
Same dude I talked about a few days ago that too a shot of his own piss for $200.
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Yup - I was out cycling in Kanchanaburi, Thailand.
There must have been something dodgy in the meal the night before.
I didn't use leaves - I had to make do with a bottle of water and my hands :-X
I tried to do this as fast as possible but even so, I ended up bitten to fuck on my ass and balls by the local mosquito's.
Tiger Balm on your scrotum. There's a thing.
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$2 dollar of toilet paper in time of need = priceless
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once when I was like 6 years old I took a nice dump while half imersed in the sea. It was prolly the BEST shit I ever took. One of my oldest memories in life and I still remember it to this day in crystal clear details.
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If you do a smelly dump in the woods and no one is around to smell it, does it still smell ???
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$2 dollar of toilet paper in time of need = priceless
yup, shit tickets!!
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When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.
Dump and wipe with leaves?
I have peed behind a bush instead of using a public bathroom because the bush was cleaner and I wasn't going in a stinky dirty public bathroom.
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I havent but someone I know did and wiped their ass with poison ivy, true story. what luck
i keep wetwipes and newspaper on deck.
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I have crapped in lots of interesting places, the woods for me is actually pretty tame. I usually grab a small tree and hang my ass way out as to not get shit in my britches. :D If you shit in the woods during the dead of winter ther may be no leaves available to wipe with, time to sacrifice the t-shirt.
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worst case scenario you head home with one sock.
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worst case scenario you head home with one sock.
exactly
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lots of good bros getting interested in pyramid shitting in this thread
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I love shitting in the woods. Its not like in your toilet bowl at home. It just goes everywhere. I just went hiking for a few days this week. I took this one dump after my morning coffee. I had to walk a little ways you know to find the perfect spot to sit. I ended up finding this tree that fell over so I sat on it so my ass was hanging off the back. I didn't realize how close I was to the trail cuz this dude and his girl go hiking by. O well nothing I could do but wave and say hi.
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many times ive had to shit in a empty paint bucket lined with a small grocery bag because either the toilet was stolen or in peices
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There should be a sticky thread on getbig where we can post about our dumps.
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There should be a sticky thread on getbig where we can post about our dumps.
a while back i was dirt biking. we climbed for an hour and a half and ended up on top of this mountain. you could see hundreds of miles in every direction. there was shale rock and i stacked two stacks a foot and a half high, about 8 inches apart. i sat there and took a shit. that's the only time in my life i felt like i was truly on top of the world.
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:)
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Freezing my balls off in. Tent this very minute. Took shit in woods this am.... Always bring baby wipes
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I shit maybe once every 4 days. I never have problems with unexpected shit.
in case yall were wondering.
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all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper. fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.
This actually made me laugh out loud.
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i took at at a sadny beach.
no wiping.washing out in the sea
why didnt you just poop while you were out in the water ? ???
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all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper. fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.
Couldn't agree more. To say it disgusts me is putting it lightly.
I always carry a lightweight shovel and tissues just in case the need overpowers me.
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If you do a smelly dump in the woods and no one is around to smell it, does it still smell ???
Yes it does. I have taken several dumps in the woods while camping but always had tp.
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i wanted to have the possibility given that some asshole tourist would maybe step into my turd
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;D
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Lee Preist once took a dump on my chest.
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booty, you forgot to log in to your "booty" account
Oops! :-X
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It's common practice with 80% of world's population. Some can't even find leaves to wipe their ass.
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I was fishing alone on a coastal holiday, about 2 miles from my car and beach was deserted and got a bout of the shits. I tried to hold it in as the fishing was too good to trek back, but it was real liquid stuff and the pressure was building. I checked for public, and then just stood with my back to the cliff, bent over slightly and let it go all over the limestone lol.
Luckily I always take hand towels for wiping off hands after unhooking etc, so I just gave a good old wipe with that fish stained badboy and carried on a fishin!
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Who here has gone to the gym and just a fee minutes in a shit becomes imminent so you just go home due to not wanting to shit at the gym?
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Who here has gone to the gym and just a fee minutes in a shit becomes imminent so you just go home due to not wanting to shit at the gym?
No that's what you do if you're gay.
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Same dude I talked about a few days ago that too a shot of his own piss for $200.
I'll shit on a hairdresser for $1200.
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This thread proves that the members of get big have officially run out of topics. ;D
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I took a dump on your mom's tits.
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so?
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When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.
Dump and wipe with leaves?
once not by choice when i was a little kid i was hiking the mountains behind our house., used my underwear to wipe. i shit you not. :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Has anyone ever shit in a sock?
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Has anyone ever shit in a sock?
No, but I have in a cup.
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Has anyone ever shit in a sock?
;D ;D No, but I took a dump on the side of a mountain once and used a sock to wipe my ass. I had a 2nd pair of socks in my backpack.
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You actually get a better shit in the woods because of the angle and leverage of your body versus using your standard poreclain toilet.
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You actually get a better shit in the woods because of the angle and leverage of your body versus using your standard poreclain.
X2. Quicker.
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X2. Quicker.
Yep. Just like God intended it. The feeling from within your insides is unmistakable in that moment.
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You actually get a better shit in the woods because of the angle and leverage of your body versus using your standard poreclain.
Tell me about it. A few weeks ago, I took a shit over a little stream. I had my back to a rock on one side, and my legs at 90 degree angles like on a leg press on the other.
It was the most amazing shit of my life all that ab pressure really helped.
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Yes - with leaves. It sucks but better than crapping yourself.
Now i always keep a roll of toilet paper in my TSHTF bag in my car. Cant tell you how many times that came in handy.
what does TSHTF stand for?
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Tell me about it. A few weeks ago, I took a shit over a little stream. I had my back to a rock on one side, and my legs at 90 degree angles like on a leg press on the other.
It was the most amazing shit of my life all that ab pressure really helped.
Your particular technique seems to be pretty spot on, the only thing I would add is making ball up both your fists and apply a little added pressure to the lower stomach region. I think this could have taken the experience to a whole new level.
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what does TSHTF stand for?
The Shit Hits The Fan.
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I have peed behind a bush instead of using a public bathroom because the bush was cleaner and I wasn't going in a stinky dirty public bathroom.
I always get a kick out of the drunk girls who stumble out of a club into the parking lot and have a friend open a car door so they can "cover up" themselves squatting to pee meanwhile all the good stuff to see is clearly in sight if you simply look under the door.