SPELLING BEE CHAMP
My name be Eboneesha Li Herenandez, an African Hispanic Asiatic-American Girl who just got an award for being de bess speler in class. I got 67% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs into class, 5 points for not bringin guns into class, and 5 points for not gettin pregnut dureen the cemester.
It be hard to beet a skore of 120%.
White dude whoo sit nex to me be McGee from Ocala . He got a 94% on the test but no eckstry points on acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. An bless him hart, he culdn't get pregnut ifn him wanted to, sow he dont qwallyfie fo no eckstry points on dat subjik. I cant hep it if he cant skore dese eckstry points. It be him pwoblum.
Granny axt me to thank all Dimocrafts and Libberuls for suportin Afermative action. You be showin da way to true eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Barrac take over da healtcare in dis coontry.
