Are you implying that he's single and/or does not get women very often?
Haha yes
G_thong has made his frustration quite evident in this thread. Quite the outing.
Haha now that you mention it bobs,
i bet he's the type of guy that goes to the video store and rents "Frosty the Blowman" and "I Came Up On A Midnight Queer"
and when the clerk asks why he rents such gay flicks, he replies:
"Heavens to Betsy, i'm not gay. I just really love the holidays. I wouldnt mind coming up err i mean down your chimney."
Gayer than wearing pink spandex while sipping on a tall glass of pink lemonade.
But then again, Kfc and watermelon thrown at said assailants (G_Thong in this case) would have prevented this.