War Machine gets married in prison

[Jizmonkey]

I'm a CO in NYS.  In NY,  rapists and woman beaters live in general population for the most part.  Rapists in general aren't popular, and the other inmates treat them with disrespect and don't associate with them, but they don't assault them for the most part. 

I'm guessing that War Machine is in some sort of segregated unit (in NY it's called APPU), not because he was a woman beater, but because of his fame.  Putting a high profile inmate like him in GP would be a death sentence, as another inmate will attack him to build up their reputation among other inmates. 

Oh, and I'm also guessing that he reason he got married is because he wants to be moved to a facility that has as FRP program (aka conjugal visits).  To get a FRP visit you have to be legally married, which is why a lot of cons will marry some chick they don't even know from the street. 

On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy.  The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!

What would be her motivation for this though?

[Campeon Del Mundo]

He is in the general population in Lovelock Correctional Center with Craig Titus.  Many there have sex crimes.

[_bruce_]

Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!

Even Caligula would kill to get the chance for a 3some with Shizzo and his mom.

[OlympiaGym]

Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!

I believe it. I have a friend who was a NYS CO and he told me some pretty crazy stories. Last I heard  he’s in a women’s lockup in Queens that’s supposedly fairly safe. Where were they getting it on though?

From what I hear doing time in Cali is a lot harder than in NY.

[Svengoolie]

They were probably doing that since he was a kid 

[a_pupil]

Is he with the grape juice pirus in there or the los pollos cartel?

[lightweight83]

I believe it. I have a friend who was a NYS CO and he told me some pretty crazy stories. Last I heard  he’s in a women’s lockup in Queens that’s supposedly fairly safe. Where were they getting it on though?

From what I hear doing time in Cali is a lot harder than in NY.

The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind.  You honestly have no idea.  The prison hierarchy is insane as well! 
Just last week I had a con who was in his early 20's and fucked over the majority of the dorm and they were gonna jump/cut him on the afternoon or midnight shift. I had to speak to the head blood and negotiate with him, so they wouldn't kill him when I wasn't there.  I was able to talk them down and have the idiot talk to the sergeant and sign into PC.

There are only 3 female facilities in NYS.  I've never worked in one, but I've heard they are pretty low key for the most part.  The female cons flirt with male staff like a mfer, but other than that, it's not too bad.  The main issue is trying to keep your dick in your pants for your entire career.

[Irongrip400]

The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind.  You honestly have no idea.  The prison hierarchy is insane as well! 
Just last week I had a con who was in his early 20's and fucked over the majority of the dorm and they were gonna jump/cut him on the afternoon or midnight shift. I had to speak to the head blood and negotiate with him, so they wouldn't kill him when I wasn't there.  I was able to talk them down and have the idiot talk to the sergeant and sign into PC.

There are only 3 female facilities in NYS.  I've never worked in one, but I've heard they are pretty low key for the most part.  The female cons flirt with male staff like a mfer, but other than that, it's not too bad.  The main issue is trying to keep your dick in your pants for your entire career.

Start a thread of prison stories.

[WalterWhite]

Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!

Were they sure this was his mom? Would not put it past a lifer to have fake paperwork etc.

Sounds like Gillian Darmody on Boardwalk Empire.

[The Keto Kid]

Gets more pussy in prison than most getbiggers in the free world.

[Humble Narcissist]

Gets more pussy in prison than most getbiggers in the free world.

Why are these guys allowed pussy at all in prison?  I am envious.

[lightweight83]

Start a thread of prison stories.

I have 7 years in. My first 2 in a Max/supermax and the last 5 in a medium.  The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind!  Prison is a completely different animal! It doesn't matter how big or tough you are, it's how you move, that will keep you alive. 

[Humble Narcissist]

I have 7 years in. My first 2 in a Max/supermax and the last 5 in a medium.  The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind!  Prison is a completely different animal! It doesn't matter how big or tough you are, it's how you move, that will keep you alive.

Prison is so dangerous and that's why only 99% survive it.  It's kind of like the Coronavirus.

[Dave D]

Prison is so dangerous and that's why only 99% survive it.  It's kind of like the Coronavirus.

This.

Most prison sentences are death sentences. Routinely guys get a 30 year bid and they end up dead with in 29 years.

This is probably why you don’t hear about repeat offenders, no one ever gets a second chance to go back to prison.

[lightweight83]

Prison is so dangerous and that's why only 99% survive it.  It's kind of like the Coronavirus.

Laugh all you want.  If you are white, you will be oppressed, almost guaranteed! 95% of the white guys are extremely quiet, keep to themselves and most of them pay off the bloods, so they aren't assaulted.
In NYS the bloods completely run almost all of the facilities.  Their numbers are so large that no other gang can challenge them.  Crip members rarely last more than 1 day in general population.  If it a crip gets put in GP, they will find a random dude who looks like a pussy and attack him for no reason, only so they go to the box and can do their time there.  The majority of crips max out, because they lose all their good time within a few months of doing this type of shit.

I had a whiteboy tell me that he didn't have a racist bone in his body until he came to prison, and that now if he would kill every dindu on planet earth, he would do it in a second!

[Kwon]

The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind.  You honestly have no idea.  The prison hierarchy is insane as well! 
Just last week I had a con who was in his early 20's and fucked over the majority of the dorm and they were gonna jump/cut him on the afternoon or midnight shift. I had to speak to the head blood and negotiate with him, so they wouldn't kill him when I wasn't there.  I was able to talk them down and have the idiot talk to the sergeant and sign into PC.

There are only 3 female facilities in NYS.  I've never worked in one, but I've heard they are pretty low key for the most part.  The female cons flirt with male staff like a mfer, but other than that, it's not too bad.  The main issue is trying to keep your dick in your pants for your entire career.

Start a thread on prison stories, i want to hear ALL those stories that would blow our minds!


What is NYS and why are the Bloods ruling that area?

[_bruce_]

Dr. Watson approved.

[joswift]

Start a thread of prison stories.

he will only end up in a game of oneupmanship with you know who

[OlympiaGym]

Start a thread on prison stories, i want to hear ALL those stories that would blow our minds!


What is NYS and why are the Bloods ruling that area?

New York State.

Bloods are the ruling black gang in NYS.

[OlympiaGym]

Laugh all you want.  If you are white, you will be oppressed, almost guaranteed! 95% of the white guys are extremely quiet, keep to themselves and most of them pay off the bloods, so they aren't assaulted.
In NYS the bloods completely run almost all of the facilities.  Their numbers are so large that no other gang can challenge them.  Crip members rarely last more than 1 day in general population.  If it a crip gets put in GP, they will find a random dude who looks like a pussy and attack him for no reason, only so they go to the box and can do their time there.  The majority of crips max out, because they lose all their good time within a few months of doing this type of shit.

I had a whiteboy tell me that he didn't have a racist bone in his body until he came to prison, and that now if he would kill every dindu on planet earth, he would do it in a second!

What about the Kings, DDP, and other Latino gangs? Do they not have the #s anymore to bang with the black gangs?

[ESFitness]

The politics on yards in other states aren't always what you'd assume if you're only familiar with CA prisons.

Vegas/Nevada yards likely aren't like CA, since a lot of the guys who end up in NV prisons had left CA prior, to leave CA gang politics.

Politics have their place in prison, but a lot of time it's politics for the sake of politics. I.e. if you get charged with "indecent exposure" for fucking your 32yr old gf in the back of your SUV, in a CA prison that's viewed the same as raping a 3yr old.

Hence, war machine walking GP. Dudes might think, "oh, this dude is already kinda a psychopath, fights for a living, juiced up.. finds his equally whoreish-psychopath pornstar cumguzzler gf with a dick in her mouth and flips out... Seems like an understandable reaction, given all the info"... And see he's not really, probably anyway, a little dweeb who just beats on helpless girls to make himself feel better... This dude also beats on dudes in parking lots, bars, grocery stores, 7-11's etc... Dude seems to kinda "be about that life", and it's best give him a wide berth, cuz they may break his jaw, but it'll cost their jaw as well.

[SF1900]

HAHA LOL, Esfitness out in full force!!

[el numero uno]

The politics on yards in other states aren't always what you'd assume if you're only familiar with CA prisons.

Vegas/Nevada yards likely aren't like CA, since a lot of the guys who end up in NV prisons had left CA prior, to leave CA gang politics.

Politics have their place in prison, but a lot of time it's politics for the sake of politics. I.e. if you get charged with "indecent exposure" for fucking your 32yr old gf in the back of your SUV, in a CA prison that's viewed the same as raping a 3yr old.

Hence, war machine walking GP. Dudes might think, "oh, this dude is already kinda a psychopath, fights for a living, juiced up.. finds his equally whoreish-psychopath pornstar cumguzzler gf with a dick in her mouth and flips out... Seems like an understandable reaction, given all the info"... And see he's not really, probably anyway, a little dweeb who just beats on helpless girls to make himself feel better... This dude also beats on dudes in parking lots, bars, grocery stores, 7-11's etc... Dude seems to kinda "be about that life", and it's best give him a wide berth, cuz they may break his jaw, but it'll cost their jaw as well.

Don't start a thread of prison stories.

[joswift]

Don't start a thread of prison stories.

"the bell has already been rung"

[SF1900]

The politics on yards in other states aren't always what you'd assume if you're only familiar with CA prisons.

Vegas/Nevada yards likely aren't like CA, since a lot of the guys who end up in NV prisons had left CA prior, to leave CA gang politics.

Politics have their place in prison, but a lot of time it's politics for the sake of politics. I.e. if you get charged with "indecent exposure" for fucking your 32yr old gf in the back of your SUV, in a CA prison that's viewed the same as raping a 3yr old.

Hence, war machine walking GP. Dudes might think, "oh, this dude is already kinda a psychopath, fights for a living, juiced up.. finds his equally whoreish-psychopath pornstar cumguzzler gf with a dick in her mouth and flips out... Seems like an understandable reaction, given all the info"... And see he's not really, probably anyway, a little dweeb who just beats on helpless girls to make himself feel better... This dude also beats on dudes in parking lots, bars, grocery stores, 7-11's etc... Dude seems to kinda "be about that life", and it's best give him a wide berth, cuz they may break his jaw, but it'll cost their jaw as well.

ESFITNESS, can you tell us the story about the guitar string?