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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #150 on: June 19, 2012, 06:26:14 PM »
Quote from: irishdave on June 19, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
Wes, you've been through some serious shit with booze and drugs. Props to you for staying clean
Thanks man,I barely ever think about it much these days.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #151 on: June 19, 2012, 06:35:29 PM »
Quote from: Your Average GymRat on June 19, 2012, 06:33:38 PM
He's not clean. He's a boozebag and a pillhead. He was putting people who go to AA down. Thinks he's superior, despite the fact the house he lives in has the assessed value of a Camry LE with a sunroof and alloy wheels.

How can you possibly put this much energy into random hatred?
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #152 on: June 19, 2012, 06:37:56 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on June 19, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
How can you possibly put this much energy into random hatred?
It was actually TooMuchMuscle4U who did the research on the deed, credit report etc. The Organization divides the responsibilities so none of us experience burn out.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #153 on: June 19, 2012, 06:39:29 PM »
Quote from: Your Average GymRat on June 19, 2012, 06:37:56 PM
It was actually TooMuchMuscle4U who did the research

Research, why? Why stalk the dude?
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #154 on: June 19, 2012, 06:41:10 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on June 19, 2012, 06:39:29 PM
Research, why? Why stalk the dude?
Well, when you cross The Organization and wind up on The August List...
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #155 on: June 19, 2012, 07:00:35 PM »
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #156 on: June 19, 2012, 07:47:28 PM »
Quote from: irishdave on June 19, 2012, 05:55:02 PM


Was stabbed before but it was only in the ass so that doesn't count
Outed.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #157 on: June 20, 2012, 02:33:44 AM »
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #158 on: June 20, 2012, 02:35:24 AM »
Quote from: irishdave on June 20, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
;D  ;D
Btw congrets, Dave. Our countries' teams did really well at the EC's.... :(
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #159 on: June 20, 2012, 03:36:19 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on June 18, 2012, 03:10:19 PM
you guys will laugh but this is a true story...  when i was a kid I was horsing around in a pool and this fat chick decided to jump on my shoulders... I just sunk in the water and she was on top of me and never realized I couldn't breathe...  I struggled and moved but she was on me and I could not do anything about it, I swallowed a ton of water and shit started to get hazy...  my dad realized what was going on and jumped in the pool very quickly and pushed the fat girl off of me.

there are other stories but this one sticks out cause its so fucking ridiculous lol

I lol'd.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #160 on: June 20, 2012, 04:01:09 AM »
Quote from: The Ugly on June 17, 2012, 06:36:41 PM
Discuss.

Car accident. Passenger. Driving fast in the early spring on a road heated by the sun, in a steep downhill part of the road we entered a dark, shadowy area and it was pure ice. Car started sliding, rotating and we hit the rocks. Car was smashed in both the front and back, like an accordion ;-). A large truck approached 30 seconds later. Had we hit that, we'd all be dead.

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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #161 on: June 20, 2012, 04:47:57 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on June 20, 2012, 02:35:24 AM
Btw congrets, Dave. Our countries' teams did really well at the EC's.... :(

I am so embarrassed and glad I didn't put the Irish tricolours outside the house in Holland before I left for vacation. Ireland were AWFUL!! Holland were bad too but Ireland were the worst team in the competition. A disgrace.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #162 on: June 20, 2012, 11:30:57 AM »
I was looking at my pit bull's disgusting teeth and I tried to floss them. He didn't like that.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #163 on: June 20, 2012, 11:46:44 AM »
Quote from: The Ugly on June 17, 2012, 06:36:41 PM
Discuss.
too many to list usual stuff car accidents, pnuemonia 4 times, almost got crushed by a tractor trailer, pulmonary embolisms list goes on and on.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #164 on: June 20, 2012, 12:59:56 PM »
Once I had a Kit Kat and Fat Panda was out :o
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #165 on: June 20, 2012, 01:29:43 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on June 20, 2012, 12:59:56 PM
Once I had a Kit Kat and Fat Panda was out :o
WOW  :o    I think we got a winner here.... ;D
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #166 on: June 20, 2012, 03:25:14 PM »
was on the brink of death.. wont get into too much details because of my job, was poisoned...in hospital for 25 days, fucked me for about a year with PTSD and shit, im strong mentally, overcame that shit without any meds, humbled me, made me stronger,worst year of my life
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #167 on: June 20, 2012, 09:42:51 PM »
Battle of Medak Pocket, look it up on wikipedia.  I got 6 pieces of grenade fragment in my calf.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #168 on: June 20, 2012, 09:52:16 PM »
Anyone ever stare down the barrel of a 9mm ??? Or that one kid with the shotgun that thought he was being sneaky. >:(
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #169 on: June 20, 2012, 10:11:56 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 20, 2012, 09:52:16 PM
Anyone ever stare down the barrel of a 9mm ??? Or that one kid with the shotgun that thought he was being sneaky. >:(
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Snub nose .38...
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #170 on: June 20, 2012, 10:15:12 PM »
Quote from: sync pulse on June 20, 2012, 10:11:56 PM
Quote from: chaos on June 20, 2012, 09:52:16 PM
Anyone ever stare down the barrel of a 9mm ??? Or that one kid with the shotgun that thought he was being sneaky. >:(

Snub nose .38...
Could you see the rounds? ;D
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #171 on: June 20, 2012, 10:21:12 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 20, 2012, 09:52:16 PM
Anyone ever stare down the barrel of a 9mm ??? Or that one kid with the shotgun that thought he was being sneaky. >:(

Translation: "anyone ever stare down a fully loaded penis at close range, so close you could see the white of its eye?"

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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #172 on: June 20, 2012, 10:28:25 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 20, 2012, 10:15:12 PM
Snub nose .38...
Could you see the rounds? ;D

yes...I can to this day visualize the piece...scratches on barrel and everything.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #173 on: June 21, 2012, 12:22:58 AM »
Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on June 20, 2012, 03:25:14 PM
was on the brink of death.. wont get into too much details because of my job, was poisoned...in hospital for 25 days, fucked me for about a year with PTSD and shit, im strong mentally, overcame that shit without any meds, humbled me, made me stronger,worst year of my life
jilted lover?
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #174 on: June 21, 2012, 12:24:57 AM »
two ODs (rec drugs), one screwdriver stabbing that could have gone really bad (fortunately it got stuck in a vertebra).
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