You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!

[danielson]

So I get to some shithole bar and the door guy is wearing a Tapout shirt and i am fucked up out of my mind so I first ask him for a pic cuz I told him that shirt was fkn awesome. I proceed to tell him that I bet no one fucks with him cuz he is for sure a certified badass, next thing i know he says I am too drunk and asks me to leave. And I got dropped off by a cab! Thank god I knew someone there who was on their way out or we would have been walking. But come on, how could you resist

[Joey Tito]

So I get to some shithole bar and the door guy is wearing a Tapout shirt and i am fucked up out of my mind so I first ask him for a pic cuz I told him that shirt was fkn awesome. I proceed to tell him that I bet no one fucks with him cuz he is for sure a certified badass, next thing i know he says I am too drunk and asks me to leave. And I got dropped off by a cab! Thank god I knew someone there who was on their way out or we would have been walking. But come on, how could you resist

hahaha, SS needs to get back in the weightroom pronto!...

[danielson]

hahaha, SS needs to get back in the weightroom pronto!...

Not a laughing matter, I am not in my town. This was not a yuppie bar. You fuck around at this place and you have to deal with that guy

[SS]

hahaha! thats the fucking door guy?...man i wish i was there to watch you fuck with him.

[freespirit]

hahaha! thats the fucking door guy?...man i wish i was there to watch you fuck with him.

Bet he didn't read this:

[avesher]

omg ahahahahaahah you are absolutely the fucking man for doing that   awesome

[danielson]

omg ahahahahaahah you are absolutely the fucking man for doing that   awesome

Yeah, he was a pretty nice guy too. I shouldn't have said anything to him, but I was in my 8th or 9th hour of drinking and not thinking straight. For the record, he didn't kick me out for fucking with him, he actually was laughing about it. He merely suggested I had had enough to drink, I was slurring my words pretty bad,  and I should go sleep it off or something like that.

[Palpatine Q]

Yeah, he was a pretty nice guy too. I shouldn't have said anything to him, but I was in my 8th or 9th hour of drinking and not thinking straight. For the record, he didn't kick me out for fucking with him, he actually was laughing about it. He merely suggested I had had enough to drink, I was slurring my words pretty bad,  and I should go sleep it off or something like that.

Danny, You are the one dude here with the unique ability to make me wish i was single and thank god i'm not single, at the same exact time

[danielson]

Danny, You are the one dude here with the unique ability to make me wish i was single and thank god i'm not single, at the same exact time

 

[thewickedtruth]

LMFAO! getbig GOLD right there!

here's another one..some of you guys may know that I finally got my first house of pain shirt the other day for hitting my bench goal. I figured If I'm working in the mid 400's still after my elbow problem, I've earned it.

Well I'm not a small guy by anymeans but I'm not a tank either. We were at buffalo wild wings wing house and bar for the UFC fight and I see EVERY MOTHER FUCKER THAT WE TALK ABOUT THAT WE SEE IN THE GYMS THERE! All in their tap out shirts, all in ufc gear, and not a damn one of them looked like they'd ever seen a cage or a dumbbel in their life! AFTER it was all over and apparenlty someone had a few beers too many, comes over to us and goes...

"house of pain huh? do you know what real pain is like?"

i said..."you and your tapout wearing ass are going to show me huh?!  Is that a pickup line you use to get your next anal date in the baror are you some Mr. MMA badass?!" My gf laughed at him and apologized and he just walked off with no reply....after making it clear that gabriel gonzaga was his girlfriends cousin...

that must make him an automatic asswhipper? I don't get it!

[The Squadfather]

LMFAO! getbig GOLD right there!

here's another one..some of you guys may know that I finally got my first house of pain shirt the other day for hitting my bench goal. I figured If I'm working in the mid 400's still after my elbow problem, I've earned it.

Well I'm not a small guy by anymeans but I'm not a tank either. We were at buffalo wild wings wing house and bar for the UFC fight and I see EVERY MOTHER FUCKER THAT WE TALK ABOUT THAT WE SEE IN THE GYMS THERE! All in their tap out shirts, all in ufc gear, and not a damn one of them looked like they'd ever seen a cage or a dumbbel in their life! AFTER it was all over and apparenlty someone had a few beers too many, comes over to us and goes...

"house of pain huh? do you know what real pain is like?"

i said..."you and your tapout wearing ass are going to show me huh?!  Is that a pickup line you use to get your next anal date in the baror are you some Mr. MMA badass?!" My gf laughed at him and apologized and he just walked off with no reply....after making it clear that gabriel gonzaga was his girlfriends cousin...

that must make him an automatic asswhipper? I don't get it!

hahahhahaha, his cousin's sister's brother works with a guy who delivered newspapers with a guy who knows a girl who worked with a guy who did some plumbing work with a guy who's wife worked with a girl who's husband's brother knew a guy who lived down the street from a girl who's husband did some time with a guy who's uncle worked with girl who's husband worked out in his basement and squatted 1300 for 6, benches 900 for 8 and barbell rowed 850 for 10 and was 485 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and would have competed in both the Mr. olympia and World's Strongest Man but couldn't get the time off from work as a mailman to compete.

[thewickedtruth]

hahahhahaha, his cousin's sister's brother works with a guy who delivered newspapers with a guy who knows a girl who worked with a guy who did some plumbing work with a guy who's wife worked with a girl who's husband's brother knew a guy who lived down the street from a girl who's husband did some time with a guy who's uncle worked with girl who's husband worked out in his basement and squatted 1300 for 6, benches 900 for 8 and barbell rowed 850 for 10 and was 485 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and would have competed in both the Mr. olympia and World's Strongest Man but couldn't get the time off from work as a mailman to compete.

You too? lol

I'm trying to get teh pic off my cellphone of this tool..

[drkaje]

I would have shit my fucking pants!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks like a 100%, certified badass.

[Man of Steel]

I would have shit my fucking pants!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks like a 100%, certified badass.

Exactly my thoughts....when I first saw the sheer size of the "Tap Out" logo I had to logoff, compose myself and then log back on before I could post in this thread.

[Palpatine Q]

hahahhahaha, his cousin's sister's brother works with a guy who delivered newspapers with a guy who knows a girl who worked with a guy who did some plumbing work with a guy who's wife worked with a girl who's husband's brother knew a guy who lived down the street from a girl who's husband did some time with a guy who's uncle worked with girl who's husband worked out in his basement and squatted 1300 for 6, benches 900 for 8 and barbell rowed 850 for 10 and was 485 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and would have competed in both the Mr. olympia and World's Strongest Man but couldn't get the time off from work as a mailman to compete.

Hahahahahahahaaa

I bet he can BNP 405 for reps too!!!!!

[Palpatine Q]

Exactly my thoughts....when I first saw the sheer size of the "Tap Out" logo I had to logoff, compose myself and then log back on before I could post in this thread.

Yes Y3s...

These shirts should be registered as lethal weapons

[RUDE BUOY]

hahahaha too much i bet he every the "the big brother" too every bitch in there and you have to go through him to get to them 

[Bluto]

haha another great danielson thread

[danielson]

As lame as it sounds I am actually going back to the same bar in about a half hour. It's right by my buddies place and some of our friends go there on Saturdays. I am hungover as a muthafukker, so not going to cause any trouble, but if he has on his Tapout shirt, I will make sure I get a pick with him, tough to beat a fat bouncer in a tapout shirt for pure comedy value

[Bluto]

its time to tap or nap!

[The Squadfather]

As lame as it sounds I am actually going back to the same bar in about a half hour. It's right by my buddies place and some of our friends go there on Saturdays. I am hungover as a muthafukker, so not going to cause any trouble, but if he has on his Tapout shirt, I will make sure I get a pick with him, tough to beat a fat bouncer in a tapout shirt for pure comedy value

hahahahaa, ask him if he's got any TapOut tattoos.

[danielson]

hahahahaa, ask him if he's got any TapOut tattoos.

Ok, I will. The girl I am seeing is here playing Wii with my buddy, so I am not going to cause any trouble in front of her or embarrass the guy. I will be subtle, but try to get something funny out of it.

[The Squadfather]

Ok, I will. The girl I am seeing is here playing Wii with my buddy, so I am not going to cause any trouble in front of her or embarrass the guy. I will be subtle, but try to get something funny out of it.

post some pictures of this chick, you always get pics of some hotties.

[danielson]

post some pictures of this chick, you always get pics of some hotties.

Yep, no problem. After the bar though, I will try to get her naked for them.

[Bluto]

squadfather is running out of jerking material