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PANDAEMONIUM

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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2008, 01:10:46 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on January 24, 2008, 12:53:10 PM
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hahahahahahha  looks like we have another 'guru' on board Panda ...

I wonder if his girl would like to know about this 'playas' lifestyle..


EXCELLENT detective work, JJ.  I'll be surprised if this twunt shows his miserable face around here again.
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Andy Griffin

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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2008, 01:16:04 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 24, 2008, 08:49:51 AM
shit that's nothing man, don't you know every other guy on getbig benches 600 for 15, makes millions of $$ a year, fucck strippers and porn stars all day, drive Ferrari's, have a private jet, has a 12 inch dick, can fucck for hours on end, has multiple PhD's, speaks 10 languages and aren't impressed in the least with any woman who isn't perfect?

That's not exactly true...I'm embarrassed to say this...but I'm barely 11 inches.  I hang my head in shame.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2008, 01:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on January 24, 2008, 01:16:04 PM
That's not exactly true...I'm embarrassed to say this...but I'm barely 11 inches.  I hang my head in shame.
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When a woman asks you to give her 10inchs and make it hurt do you fuck her twice then punch her in the face ;D
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2008, 01:31:10 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on January 24, 2008, 01:29:24 PM
When a woman asks you to give her 10inchs and make it hurt do you fuck her twice then punch her in the face ;D

Nah...usually, just sticking it in the wrong hole is sufficient.  Sometimes a pillow makes her more enthusiastic...although instead of putting it underneath her, I cover her face with it. 
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2008, 01:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on January 24, 2008, 01:31:10 PM
Nah...usually, just sticking it in the wrong hole is sufficient.  Sometimes a pillow makes her more enthusiastic...although instead of putting it underneath her, I cover her face with it. 
classic ;D
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2008, 01:54:14 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 24, 2008, 01:10:46 PM
EXCELLENT detective work, JJ.  I'll be surprised if this twunt shows his miserable face around here again.
He has immortalized himself on the tube ....check out the guru in action

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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2008, 01:56:11 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on January 24, 2008, 01:54:14 PM
He has immortalized himself on the tube ....check out the guru in action


hahahhaa, he looks like quite the pusssy pulling machine. ;D ::)
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2008, 02:00:38 PM »
Pandamonium's mom sucked the shit off my cock after I ass fucked her. That was about a week ago. Dan's mom had a fat hairy pussy, and stunk, but Chaos's mom was pretty decent. I let her eat my cum.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2008, 02:02:14 PM »
Quote from: JediKnight on January 24, 2008, 02:00:38 PM
Pandamonium's mom sucked the shit off my cock after I ass ficked her. That was about a week ago. Dan's mom had a fat hairy pussy, and stunk, but Chaos's mom was pretty decent. I let her eat my cum.

"ficked" ???
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2008, 02:14:10 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 24, 2008, 02:02:14 PM
"ficked" ???

Doing what you do best, changing posts. Great job. tell your mom to wash that pussy, I am coming for seconds. You may have a new brother soon.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2008, 06:32:17 PM »
Quote from: JediKnight on January 24, 2008, 02:14:10 PM
Doing what you do best, changing posts. Great job. tell your mom to wash that pussy, I am coming for seconds. You may have a new brother soon.

wow, mom jokes....first time I've heard those!  ::)

*waiting for JediKnight to melt and reply with "Its not a joke I really did fuck his mom and I fucked yours too and you are fat with bags under your eyes*
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #61 on: January 24, 2008, 06:41:19 PM »
Quote from: bigbobs on January 24, 2008, 08:51:28 AM
Post a 4-5 hour video of it otherwise you're lying

Thanks for the compliment.  Yeah...I'm going to post s##t online.  Anyway...that aint my cup of tea but she did ask to make video tape us.  No need to lie...b/c this is a message board, and you dont know me.  4-5 is easy if you mix in alot of foreplay and keep the s##t fresh.  No 2 min brother here.     
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2008, 08:04:37 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on January 24, 2008, 01:07:02 PM
Last time I had sex was last Saturday.
I remember it like it was yesterday lover :-*
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2008, 10:28:19 AM »
who do you guys think helped me with the client?
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2008, 10:38:42 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 24, 2008, 01:56:11 PM
hahahhaa, he looks like quite the pusssy pulling machine. ;D ::)
I'll be the first to tell you i'm ugly....still pisses you off I can pull more women than you ever could...try to figure that one out picture in a reflection boy. Anyone ever see my ex wife Nikki..one of the better looking female bodybuilders..wow how did i ever pull that.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2008, 10:45:36 AM »
Quote from: Noel Fuller on January 25, 2008, 10:38:42 AM
I'll be the first to tell you i'm ugly....still pisses you off I can pull more women than you ever could...try to figure that one out picture in a reflection boy. Anyone ever see my ex wife Nikki..one of the better looking female bodybuilders..wow how did i ever pull that.

Doubt if you are going to get the guys here to think Betty Boop's hot mayne. Maybe Alex23, who likes female BB
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2008, 10:53:50 AM »
They guys here are not what I would call players. I could give a shit less about what these basement dwellers think about anything. The closest we ever et to see what these Rico Sauves look like is a frigging reflexion in a funhouse mirror....I think theres a very good reason for that.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2008, 10:59:57 AM »
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2008, 11:03:05 AM »
Quote from: Noel Fuller on January 25, 2008, 10:59:57 AM


A chick that muscular doesn't do it for me, but I'll admit she looks feminine compared to some of the extreme cases out there today. Can you post a couple of off season pics of her in normal street clothes or evening wear?
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2008, 11:15:52 AM »
What these idiots dont get is its not about looks..ive been 3% bodyfat ..looked great...ive been 270 fat as hell offseason with a pumpkin head and a gut like you see in the video above and women dont care. Its about have a brain ,being funny and having confidence. Oh shit..forgot....helps being loaded. Ya might be the money.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2008, 11:20:25 AM »
Quote from: Noel Fuller on January 25, 2008, 10:53:50 AM
I could give a shit less about what these basement dwellers think about anything.

Then why are you here defending yourself?  Dipshit.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #71 on: January 25, 2008, 11:21:19 AM »
Am I defending myself or laughing at you...while i'm at work...making money....
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #72 on: January 25, 2008, 11:24:16 AM »
Quote from: Noel Fuller on January 25, 2008, 11:21:19 AM
Am I defending myself or laughing at you...while i'm at work...making money....

What makes you think the rest of us aren't at work "making money"? ::)
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #73 on: January 25, 2008, 11:25:58 AM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 25, 2008, 11:20:25 AM
Then why are you here defending yourself?  Dipshit.
Because he's an insecure puss.
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Re: When did you had Sex last time
« Reply #74 on: January 25, 2008, 11:38:14 AM »
Any of you guys have two bisexual 20 your olds living with them?  Just asking....pretty insecure with all the women around me...just asking.
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