How to impress an Argentine Girl?

[Eyeball Chambers]

 

[Zaphod]

cum on her tits and face while playing "The Gypsi Kings"

[Hereford]

Tell her you're a neoconservative.

Women love men with balls.

[Eyeball Chambers]

cum on her tits and face while playing "The Gypsi Kings"

Just the kind of advice I was looking for!

Thanks!

[Bast000]

how do you know the girl?  does she work at a place you go to, go to your gym?

[Eyeball Chambers]

how do you know the girl?  does she work at a place you go to, go to your gym?

Works with me.

[OneMoreRep]

Are you white?

If you aren't white, move on, most Argentinian people are deeply rooted racists..
"1"

[Hereford]

Are you white?

If you aren't white, move on, most Argentinian people are deeply rooted racists..
"1"

Ummmmm, aren't most argentines of Italian or German decent?

[bodybuilder1234]

Are you white?

If you aren't white, move on, most Argentinian people are deeply rooted racists..
"1"

Arent we all? 

[Lifter_X]

Don't know about an Argentine girl, but I found a guide on "How To Nail Brazilian Women":

Allo! Que é seu nome?

Hello. What’s your name?
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Que nome mau. Nós devemos começar bêbedos e retirar nossa roupa. Eu tenho um dólar brilhante que diga que meu bing-bing-bing caberá em seu pam-pam-pam.

What a stupid name. We should get drunk and take our clothes off. I have a shiny dollar that says my bing-bing will fit in your pam-pam.

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Seus buttocks são enormes. Eu penso que olharia mesmo mais gordo com doze polegadas de meu penis nele.

Your ass is enormous. I think it would look even fatter with twelve inches of my dick in it.
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Eu poderia dizê-lo que era Portugese pelo comprimento do cabelo em seus peitos. você gosta de foder agora? Eu tenho um dólar e dezenove centavos.

I could tell you were Portugese by the length of the hair on your breasts. Would you like to fuck now? I have a dollar and nineteen cents.

ON MEETING HER FAMILY…

Sua família pareceu muito agradável. Deixe-nos nunca falar-lhes outra vez a.

Your family seemed very nice. Let us never speak to them again.
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Obrigado convidando me para o jantar. Eu tenho o intercourse anal com sua filha, mesmo que não queira a. Eu espero que você não me espere comer este. Isto olha como algo que pôde cair fora do burro da sua esposa.

Thank you for inviting me for dinner. I have anal intercourse with your daughter, even though she does not want to. I hope you do not expect me to eat this. This looks like something that might fall out of your wife’s ass.
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Que hovel interessante que era. Pareceu ser feito inteiramente da lama e do dung endurecidos. Deve liberating não ter que preocupar-se sobre sua casa que queima-se para baixo.

What an interesting hovel that was. It appeared to be made entirely of hardened mud and dung. It must be liberating not having to worry about your house burning down.

[titusisback]

Just pay her, why the heck are you trying to impress her? 

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Tell her you're Bill Buford from King Crimson.

[240 is Back]

Play the acoustic guitar.  Get a few shots in you then wrestle the biggest guy at the party.  Plant him on his back.  You'll have your pick of the latinas.

[Eyeball Chambers]

Play the acoustic guitar.  Get a few shots in you then wrestle the biggest guy at the party.  Plant him on his back.  You'll have your pick of the latinas.

Can you teach me how to play this? haha

[alejandro_torres]

dont talk bad about maradona

talk to her about tinelli, how you saw once his tv show and you liked it

talk about how you "visited buenos airtes and you liked florida and la valle... and the theater at night..."

talk about TEATRO COLON

ask her if she is boca or river fan... get names from both players from the teams.. and trhow a line like...
"Palermo has been so good last season at scoring goals" (for boca)

or " Ortega, he still plays well to be his age!"

TALK LIKE YOU KNOW "SODA STEREO"  the biggest argentinean band EVER  and get some tunes from them like
            PERSIANA AMERICANA

            UN MILLON DE AÑOS LUZ
 
            AND THEIR BIGGEST SONG... MUSICA LIJERA  aslo talk about their last concert on 96, how musica ligera was their best song and how the reunion concert last year ar rivers stadium was so good...

 

SERIOUSLY...

DONT TALK BAD ABOUT MARADONA...

[slaveboy1980]

take her to the church of armando maradona

[slaveboy1980]

dont talk bad about maradona

lol exactly

[ibfasport]

the more you demoralise ethnic girls the better

is true with all the women

[slaveboy1980]

[alejandro_torres]

For me? Depends how long you've known her for and how old she is? if you've known her long enough to invite her over for dinner? Study some facts about her country. Invest in a name brand bottle of champagne.FRIZZE!!!!!! Cook her dinner. Something simple. Pesto sauce, everyone digs that. Make sure there's flowers in your house/apartmentsomething maradonesque. And of course soft musicFITO PAEZ/CHARLYGARCIA/SODA ESTEREO. Play like your her friend. NOShow a soft side. Don't make any movesSHE WILL THINK YOU ARE GAY. Walk her to her car. Kiss on the cheek. Don't call her for a few days and just laugh as you listen to her insecurity in her voicemails. Next time you go out? She's yours! Pass on whatever disease your carrying. Never call her again!

[m8]

I have fucked many white argentinian girls in my lifetime.

[alejandro_torres]

I have fucked many white argentinian girls in my lifetime.

good for you! do you want a cookie?

[DeadSquatPress]

a green card

[m8]

good for you! do you want a cookie?

yes

[240 is Back]

Can you teach me how to play this? haha

hahaha I usually just play some Bob marley, then break into a flamenco solo in the middle and talk some spanish shit to them (when they didn't know you speak a bit, you catch them off guard... you're practically la raza by then).

Also, removing your glock and placing it on a high shelf with authority will dazzle her.  You are a man who can protect her if/when shit hits fan.  All women have that survival instinct thing.  They choose the hunter that'll keep their babies safe.  They want to talk to their wussy friends about their feelings, they want to fck the guy who can fck up everyone in the room.

Get yourself a glock, learn some spanish, and get an acoustic guitar.