I drink my own piss and each swig of my potent urine makes me feel even closer to that fateful day when the lights over my head, the chant of a few good friends and the smell of Pro-Tan remind me that it's all come down to this. The one moment in time where I stand before those who would judge me not knowing all the blood, sweat and tears it took to get me here. All those lonely nights, those times when I could have gone out with the guys for a couple of ice cold ones but said "no"! The times where a hot, slutty babe dared me to give her a facial on the elevator ride down on my way to the gym and I said,"nah, I'm gonna have to take a rain check"! The times where I danced nude while old men pulled on their swollen manhood as a tribute to my perfectly chiseled deltoids, just so I'd have enough cash to pick up some more
animal paks! The times where I ducked in an alley and chugged down a donkey sized cock just so I could continue to afford to buy more
animpal paks! Yeah, but that's ok. A good friend of mine Derek Anthony once told me "better to choke on a big old cock than to choke on an
anmimal pak"! Damn, truer words were never spoken!
When all the training is nothing but a flashback. When eveything I've done to create the flawless physique most could only dream of is over. I stand here on a stage filled with the hopes and dreams that I've worked so hard to turn into reality. I stand here with a massive wegdy! On a brightly lit stage, waiting for my number to be called. Waiting to bring forth the
ANIMAL!!!!
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