the gayest thing?having a married guy blow you in the steam room.
Owning a HummerLiving in ReginaBlowing a dude you work with at WalmartBeing married 8 timesBeing Mr. Canada 1970Being 283 years old and still juicingHiding from big kubbyHaving a Prince Valiant haircutBeing a bodybuilding "photographer"Being BritishBeing a sand crab living in LondonBelieving the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigsOwning 3,287 online businesses
Owning a HummerLiving in ReginaBlowing a dude you work with at WalmartBeing married 8 timesBeing Mr. Canada 1970Being 283 years old and still juicingHiding from big kubbyHaving a Prince Valiant haircutBeing a bodybuilding "photographer"Being BritishBeing a sand crab living in LondonBelieving the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigsOwning 3,287 online businesses[/quotllmao
You can even do full-on anal penetration with accompanying reach-around on a random fagget and not be a homer, if you remember saying "No homo" afterwards that is.If you forget about saying it though, you are bound to faggotry for the rest of your life.The "No homo" is the most important part.Christians don't confess their sins to a priest anymore, the just say "No homo" and it's all good.
Not gay if you don't make eye contact.