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Title: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 26, 2016, 01:54:42 PM
Last night, June 25th was the 13th annual World Naked Bike Ride event in Portland, OR. There were approximately 10,000 participants in various stages of undress. The weather was perfect. It was 80°F and clear.

Here is a link to some edited photos from KOIN TV news: http://koin.com/2016/06/25/photos-2016-world-naked-bike-ride-in-portland/ (http://koin.com/2016/06/25/photos-2016-world-naked-bike-ride-in-portland/) No videos yet. They will likely be on YouTube in a few days.

Naked protests are legal in Oregon.

I was not able to participate as I was at a union conference banquet last night. Otherwise, it's an event I have participated in before, and yes I was naked. Aside from the occasional hecklers, it's a lot of fun.

2015 PDX World Naked Bike Ride

Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Tapeworm on June 26, 2016, 02:01:34 PM
Sounds like one of those sexy idea things that turns out to be the opposite of sexy once actually happening.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 26, 2016, 02:10:22 PM
Sounds like one of those sexy idea things that turns out to be the opposite of sexy once actually happening.

You are right, a crowd of mostly average looking people walking around and riding bikes naked isn't all that sexy. If you watch the videos from 2015, you'll see this. You might also notice that the obvious "schmoes" are fully dressed, don't have bikes and do have cameras. It's the same at the nude beaches around here. Either get with the program or stay the heck away.

The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Kwon on June 26, 2016, 02:24:51 PM
The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.

And for schmoes to take pics and record to post on the interwebs
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: SF1900 on June 26, 2016, 03:09:24 PM
Imagine if this was the Mr. Olympia!  :o :o
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Tapeworm on June 26, 2016, 03:11:54 PM
You are right, a crowd of mostly average looking people walking around and riding bikes naked isn't all that sexy. If you watch the videos from 2015, you'll see this. You might also notice that the obvious "schmoes" are fully dressed, don't have bikes and do have cameras. It's the same at the nude beaches around here. Either get with the program or stay the heck away.

The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.

Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Simple Simon on June 26, 2016, 03:37:39 PM
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Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: WalterWhite on June 26, 2016, 04:00:40 PM

The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.

And no doubt many drove there in their Subaru's with bikes racked.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: The Scott on June 26, 2016, 07:23:58 PM
And no doubt many drove there in their Subaru's with bikes racked.

Yup.  Libtards concerned with "saving" the planet at others' expense.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Zillotch on June 26, 2016, 07:35:56 PM
This world really has gone to shit, fucking perverts.

Oh yeah – OP, kill yourself. POS Scumbag.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Kwon on June 27, 2016, 01:30:09 AM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/4c8c4c30a18741d33500487a3792d6be/tumblr_o98vro1TYp1rjp688o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: doggler on June 27, 2016, 03:27:35 AM
Big tits anywhere ?
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: drkaje on June 27, 2016, 03:55:42 AM
"Look at me! Look at me!"

Attention whores.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: SuperTed on June 27, 2016, 04:18:21 AM
Just sounds like one big cluster fuck of degenerate perverts.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: phreak on June 27, 2016, 04:43:03 AM
Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.

Nicely worded and very true.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: drkaje on June 27, 2016, 05:20:20 AM
Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.

Chinese infants would be more environmentally friendly.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: viking1 on June 27, 2016, 10:47:13 AM
There are going to be some stinky saddles with plenty of snail trails.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 27, 2016, 11:22:52 AM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/4c8c4c30a18741d33500487a3792d6be/tumblr_o98vro1TYp1rjp688o1_500.jpg)

I'd share a banana seat with her
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 11:33:35 AM
Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.

You could be right. Portland is a bike riding town with bike paths/lanes everywhere. There is even a dedicated bridge across the Willamette river for bicyclist and pedestrians. Most all bridges have bike lanes here.

(http://travelchannel.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/travel/fullset/2015/05/11/biking-portland-oregon.jpg.rend.tccom.616.462.jpeg)

"Portland has long been the king of cycling in the US and has inspired cities all across the nation to follow in its footsteps. In fact, no other city in the United States has more cyclists per capita … or more coffee shops. Sip and go, exploring town on bike; shops like Clever Cycles, Veloce Bicycles and Fat Tire Farm (for mountain bikes) are just a few bike rental store options. (Portland will launch its own bike share program in 2016.) There’s more than just city riding, too; take your fat tires for a jaunt into Forest Park, the nation’s largest urban preserve, and jump on the single-track mountain bike trails."

https://pdxwnbr.org/ (https://pdxwnbr.org/) <iframe src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/167355059" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe>

On the other hand, Oregon has the highest percentage of incarcerated African Americans in the country. That's sad, considering it is also one of the whitest states in the country....topping the bottom 10 states at 2.01%.  
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Mr Anabolic on June 27, 2016, 11:42:10 AM
Disgusting degenerates. 

Isn't public displays of nudity against the law? 

These homo/leftist wackos should be put on their own island so they cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: calfzilla on June 27, 2016, 11:49:39 AM
Disgusting degenerates. 

Isn't public displays of nudity against the law? 

These homo/leftist wackos should be put on their own island so they cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Portland is a disgusing cesspool. Lots of liberal filth and shit like this. Plus being homeless is 100% acceptable here now so naturally homelessness is now cool and has increased 1000%. Tents on sidewalks and in all wooded areas and trails. Disgusting filth.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 11:59:46 AM
And for schmoes to take pics and record to post on the interwebs

It's interesting to pick out the obvious schmoes in the Youtube videos. They are older males, fully clothed, sans bicycles and carrying cameras.  There should be a law!

"There are rules at the starting/ending location. The organizers’ mantra is “Safe, Comfortable, and Fun”, so anybody at the starting/ending location who makes other participants feel unsafe or uncomfortable will be asked to leave. The use of cameras is not allowed at the starting/ending location, with the exception of sanctioned film crews who’ll be following strict rules."

It appears these rules aren't heavily enforced.

(2015 Naked Bike Ride video)

Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Taffin on June 27, 2016, 12:07:11 PM

 ;D

(http://alpha666.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/garrison_it.jpg)
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: MAXX on June 27, 2016, 12:14:56 PM
why bother never any hot chicks on the nudist events anyways

just fags and old people
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: drkaje on June 27, 2016, 12:17:59 PM
And for schmoes to take pics and record to post on the interwebs

Who else would care?
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 12:40:38 PM
why bother never any hot chicks on the nudist events anyways

just fags and old people

Has anyone ever told you that you are a spoil sport? Apparently, you've not either been to one of these events nor have you watched the videos or you'd know that there are some good looking (hot) people there.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 02:05:26 PM
If any of these  two wheeled warriors of the wang and wu wu had fallen whilst riding it would've given new meaning to the term "skin it back".

What a bunch of attention sluts.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 02:11:40 PM
If any of these  two wheeled warriors of the wang and wu wu had fallen whilst riding it would've given new meaning to the term "skin it back".

What a bunch of attention sluts.

Falling off a bike is never great, naked or clothed.

So I gather you've never done anything to draw attention to yourself? I'll have to check your post history to see if that's really true.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 02:20:18 PM
Falling off a bike is never great, naked or clothed. 
So I gather you've never done anything to draw attention to yourself? I'll have to check your post history to see if that's really true.


Nope. Not really.  I was raised in a strict Cashew environment.  I've done silly things, yes.  Research all you want.  I mean you no harm but if you attempt to besmirch me I will rain down upon you a torrent of hilarity unlike any you've ever experienced.

In other words, when have I ever sought out anything "bad" on you?  Not that I can recall and it is more than readily available.  Anything I have said here I have no shame in saying and in truth all that you would know about me is what I tell you here.

Is the game afoot or have you actually given thought to this?  Between my mother and John I can assure you that I can rip you a new one with both style and hilarity.  Couple that with a childhood that made words my weapon and you do not stand a chance.  ;D Again...Is the game afoot or is your foot in your mouth? 

Be well my fellow oldster.   Be well, not foolish.  ;D
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: SquidVicious on June 27, 2016, 02:38:23 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/4c8c4c30a18741d33500487a3792d6be/tumblr_o98vro1TYp1rjp688o1_500.jpg)
Photoshop aside, you never see women like this anywhere except poolside in Vegas. They're too busy trying on bikinis in their apartments, taking selfies, driving to the gym, cooking their food, and doing cardio to ever actually go outside and be seen. Nearly as impossible to find in the wild as a unicorn.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 03:09:23 PM

Nope. Not really.  I was raised in a strict Cashew environment.  I've done silly things, yes.  Research all you want.  I mean you no harm but if you attempt to besmirch me I will rain down upon you a torrent of hilarity unlike any you've ever experienced.

In other words, when have I ever sought out anything "bad" on you?  Not that I can recall and it is more than readily available.  Anything I have said here I have no shame in saying and in truth all that you would know about me is what I tell you here.

Is the game afoot or have you actually given thought to this?  Between my mother and John I can assure you that I can rip you a new one with both style and hilarity.  Couple that with a childhood that made words my weapon and you do not stand a chance.  ;D Again...Is the game afoot or is your foot in your mouth? 

Be well my fellow oldster.   Be well, not foolish.  ;D

Not to besmirch you, but your reply seems mildly hysterical to what was meant to be taken 'tongue in cheek'. You cannot seriously or even laughingly believe I would waste my not-so-precious time researching your post history, do you? However, your profound reaction does make me all the more curious as to what you might be hiding under your skirt.  ;D

Regardless, if you, your mother and John want to bring upon my (very nice) person a torrent of verbal style and hilarity, please be my guest. It could be entertaining for some and likely way over other folks heads.

Am I being foolish or am I being well? Well, I wish the same to you, my fellow septuagenarian or sexagenarian as the case may be.

Incidentally, each foot is far too large for me to put in my mouth....I'd suffocate. You don't want that, do you?  ;)
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Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Taffin on June 27, 2016, 03:14:57 PM
I've been here long enough now not to be fooled - 'she' is 100% packing a c0ck...

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/4c8c4c30a18741d33500487a3792d6be/tumblr_o98vro1TYp1rjp688o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Kwon on June 27, 2016, 03:43:50 PM
I've been here long enough now not to be fooled - 'she' is 100% packing a c0ck...

:D ;D
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 04:10:51 PM
Not to besmirch you, but your reply seems mildly hysterical to what was meant to be taken 'tongue in cheek'. You cannot seriously or even laughingly believe I would waste my not-so-precious time researching your post history, do you? However, your profound reaction does make me all the more curious as to what you might be hiding under your skirt.  ;D

Regardless, if you, your mother and John want to bring upon my (very nice) person a torrent of verbal style and hilarity, please be my guest. It could be entertaining for some and likely way over other folks heads.

Am I being foolish or am I being well? Well, I wish the same to you, my fellow septuagenarian or sexagenarian as the case may be.

Incidentally, each foot is far too large for me to put in my mouth....I'd suffocate. You don't want that, do you?  ;)


Dammit!  It is getting harder and harder to be humorous on the interwebs or via texts.   ;D  I got your humor but failed to impart mine and this in spite of my strategic use of "smilies"!

Pray accept my apology my fellow ancient!  ;D
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 04:11:18 PM
I've been here long enough now not to be fooled - 'she' is 100% packing a c0ck...


With those hips? I don't think so.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Fortress on June 27, 2016, 04:14:41 PM
Gross.

Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 04:15:28 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/4c8c4c30a18741d33500487a3792d6be/tumblr_o98vro1TYp1rjp688o1_500.jpg)

Photoshop aside, you never see women like this anywhere except poolside in Vegas. They're too busy trying on bikinis in their apartments, taking selfies, driving to the gym, cooking their food, and doing cardio to ever actually go outside and be seen. Nearly as impossible to find in the wild as a unicorn.

Were that woman a real woman she would induce more than a few unicorn responses from men were she to appear like that in the real world!

I'm going to Hades now... ;D

A friend recently told me a joke and I shall now botch it up.  There are three things to ask a woman such as the one pictured above:

1)  Are you a woman?

2)  Have you always been a woman?]

3)  If not, can you keep a secret?

 ;D


Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: Primemuscle on June 27, 2016, 04:26:19 PM
Dammit!  It is getting harder and harder to be humorous on the interwebs or via texts.   ;D  I got your humor but failed to impart mine and this in spite of my strategic use of "smilies"!

Pray accept my apology my fellow ancient!  ;D

You did great, actually! Your reply was very humorous. I tried to make mine so too. I even used smilies, like you did. Sometimes it is fun to carry on with a ridiculous and sarcastically funny conversation. I do suspect a lot of other folks here, just don't get it. Please do not apologize to me. There is no need.

I am still very curious to know who this John fellow is, you mentioned. I know who a mother is. Does John mean her John or yours? Ah ha! I bet that got a rise out of you.

I'm constantly being accused of being humorless. I think I have a really good sense of humor. I also like playing games. It's humorous to me to go along with a disagreement or to respond to asinine personal insults as if I really care what strangers think about me.

It's all in good fun. We should be careful though. Some of the less worldly here my think you and I are romantically intertwined.  ::)

Be good, old timer.
Title: Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
Post by: The Scott on June 27, 2016, 04:33:14 PM
You did great, actually! Your reply was very humorous. I tried to make mine so too. I even used smilies, like you did. Sometimes it is fun to carry on with a ridiculous and sarcastically funny conversation. I do suspect a lot of other folks here, just don't get it. Please do not apologize to me. There is no need.

I am still very curious to know who this John fellow is, you mentioned. I know who a mother is. Does John mean her John or yours? Ah ha! I bet that got a rise out of you.

I'm constantly being accused of being humorless. I think I have a really good sense of humor. I also like playing games. It's humorous to me to go along with a disagreement or to respond to asinine personal insults as if I really care what strangers think about me.

It's all in good fun. We should be careful though. Some of the less worldly here my think you and I are romantically intertwined.  ::)

Be good, old timer.

John is/was "Reeves" here.  Chaos called him his "Lawn Jockey" which I thought he would die laughing from when he told me someone called him that here.  My mom is still here thank the Lord.