Try waking up with a cell phone being jammed in your mouth because your ex was drunk on VALENTINE"S DAY and sent you a pic of her 40DD's in all their glory.
Women are forever doing this kind of crap. God knows I can be induced to follow my prick around against my better judgement, but it takes a lot more than a drunken lingerie pic in the wee hours to make me forget all the reasons that the relationship ended in the first place. Why women (the ex and the one in the room giving you a hard time) can't grasp this...
Anyway, the same woman who
went through my phone while I was in the shower and got pissy because she found a months old picture on there was the same one sending through drunken pics not two months later.
If I start up again with anything that might have a future, the phone goes off at night.
Sorry about that. I sometimes forget the time zone difference and will be more considerate before I text you again. I just wanted to know if you ever received the microphone I sent you.
Haha, you know I can't erase anything you send me, sexy.