Only when muscle studs like Dr. Krank prepare for epic E-weddings with the one and only Booty, and my e-vite gets mysteriously lost in cyber space. That's when I would cruise to Chicago so i could be the first to interject when then priest asks "If there is anyone here who feels these two posters should not engage in the holy union of marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace." That's when myself and Will Grant would scramble to the alter and profess our true, unbridled love. (Will for Booty, mine for Krank.)
She hasn't proposed...so I am SOL. Oh well. I will leave the Booty chasing to you young Jedi. You are the one with all the stamina. I am simply a one-pump (two when I have had my sleep) chump. I am sure she is not into 3" power rammings.
I appreciate that you would want to stop the service for me, but I would have to run towards you down the aisle. Mutual love and all.