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Title: You are in the CLUB and this guy SLAPS your GFs ASS.
Post by: Frank Clairmonte on May 27, 2013, 06:12:28 PM
You are in the club with your girlfriend...this guy comes in and slaps her ass

What you gonna do getbiggers?

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Post by: CARTEL on May 27, 2013, 06:14:31 PM
Call some Ninjas for backup.
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on May 27, 2013, 06:15:58 PM
Kidney punch.
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Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 27, 2013, 06:16:43 PM
The clubs I go to have strict dress codes.  This tool won't get a foot past the door.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on May 27, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
All solid getbig responses, especially the first two.
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Post by: Childish///AMG on May 27, 2013, 06:18:38 PM
The "Pimp" slap of course
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Post by: calfzilla on May 27, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
Kidney punch.

Beat me to it.
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Post by: calfzilla on May 27, 2013, 06:20:34 PM
Or I would call Dorian or Ronnie, they have a history of beating him.  ;)
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Post by: Kwon_2 on May 27, 2013, 06:25:18 PM
You are in the club with your girlfriend...this guy comes in and slaps her ass

What you gonna do getbiggers?

The move at 4:00 :D
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Post by: POB on May 27, 2013, 06:50:20 PM
Kidney punch.

Lmao,wow,  ;D
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Post by: JediTerminator on May 27, 2013, 07:06:09 PM
9mm in his throat.
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Post by: Psychopath on May 27, 2013, 07:10:18 PM
Stick my finger up his ass prison style, show'em who's BOSS.
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Post by: pedro01 on May 27, 2013, 07:18:37 PM
Tell her to turn the other cheek
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Post by: Parker on May 27, 2013, 08:02:14 PM
My last name is T'eo, so this wouldn't happen to me.
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Post by: geneticmarvel on May 27, 2013, 08:15:38 PM
dump a warm beer on his head
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Post by: BIG DUB on May 27, 2013, 09:05:59 PM
(http://www.anglersdigest.net/images/gifs/Tyson_uppercut.gif)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=422873.0
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Post by: avxo on May 27, 2013, 11:53:19 PM
You are in the club with your girlfriend...this guy comes in and slaps her ass

What you gonna do getbiggers?



Snap his underdeveloped neck and make fun of his chicken legs.
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Post by: RX MOGOL on May 28, 2013, 12:01:02 AM
Call HAZMAT...for there is about to be an oil spill
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Post by: arce1988 on May 28, 2013, 12:06:37 AM
  Mike threw right hook to the body first and then the right upper cut to the face
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Post by: jr on May 28, 2013, 12:06:59 AM


Ask Shamrock
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Post by: Radical Plato on May 28, 2013, 12:19:44 AM
The move at 4:00 :D

That was embarrassing.  I cringed watching that, why is he bothering with such GAYNESS.  That was the furthest thing from combat I have seen in a long time.  That was like a game of 'TIGGY' that young children play.

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Post by: Mazda323 on May 28, 2013, 12:55:44 AM
I would take a needle and blew up his fake oil bicep :) :) :)
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Post by: dj181 on May 28, 2013, 01:04:01 AM
if i didn't love said girl then ask him to join us for a threesome

if she was my one and only true love then cave his head in
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Post by: Parker on May 28, 2013, 01:07:20 AM
That was embarrassing.  I cringed watching that, why is he bothering with such GAYNESS.  That was the furthest thing from combat I have seen in a long time.  That was like a game of 'TIGGY' that young children play.


It's based on points...
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Post by: Radical Plato on May 28, 2013, 01:11:48 AM
It's based on points...
I Know.  It's super gay
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Post by: G_Thang on May 28, 2013, 01:13:28 AM
Curry should have taken care of Tyson for this piece of work.  >:(

Team Brandy Leaver.
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Post by: Igor90 on May 28, 2013, 02:31:07 AM
The move at 4:00 :D


i laughed so hard watching this
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Post by: Red Hook on May 28, 2013, 04:36:42 AM
I would need to see a picture of the ass to weight my options.

post of up pic
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Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on May 28, 2013, 06:43:28 AM
My GF would slap his midget face, she can handle herself.
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Post by: RS on May 28, 2013, 06:51:45 AM
Like all bodybuilders he's all show and no go. I'd step to him and he'd shit his pants and run. Problem solved. He'd probably try to blame someone else.
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Post by: avxo on May 28, 2013, 08:47:52 AM
Like all bodybuilders he's all show and no go. I'd step to him and he'd shit his pants and run. Problem solved. He'd probably try to blame someone else.

To be fair, he'd claim the shitting was just part of his warm-up and that it was sphincter day at the gym later in the evening.
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Post by: CalvinH on May 28, 2013, 08:50:15 AM
My GF would slap his midget face, she can handle herself.


x2
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Post by: oldtimer1 on May 28, 2013, 11:32:25 AM
I lost all respect for Ken Shamrock. From his wrestling stalling tactics with Royce Gracie to watching this film.
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Post by: the trainer on May 28, 2013, 11:53:33 AM
You are in the club with your girlfriend...this guy comes in and slaps her ass

What you gonna do getbiggers?




Smile at him then slap him on his ass.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 28, 2013, 11:54:48 AM
Being slapped by a hand with 0% bodyfat would hurt a girl. So thus, she would not even want to fornicate with Mr. Wheeler. Problem solved.
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 28, 2013, 12:25:15 PM
In real life? I would either go to jail or the hospital. That is animal kingdom shit right there.
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Post by: claymore on May 28, 2013, 12:39:54 PM
You are in the club with your girlfriend...this guy comes in and slaps her ass

What you gonna do getbiggers?



Charge him $100.00  ;)
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Post by: bradistani on May 28, 2013, 12:43:59 PM
The clubs I go to have strict dress codes.  This tool won't get a foot past the door.

 ;D
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Post by: Team Diver on May 28, 2013, 12:47:32 PM
You are in the club with your girlfriend...this guy comes in and slaps her ass

What you gonna do getbiggers?



I'd ask him to sign my Flexability book, which is always with me when clubbing.

(http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1347609808l/572906.jpg)
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Post by: Roger Bacon on May 28, 2013, 12:49:16 PM
I only patronize segregated establishments.
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Post by: THEBOSS on May 28, 2013, 12:56:39 PM
The move at 4:00 :D

::) Is that  some kind of FAG dance ?   PS  Id slap the shit out of him .
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Post by: Wiggs on May 28, 2013, 01:38:41 PM
I'd ask him to sign my Flexability book, which is always with me when clubbing.

(http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1347609808l/572906.jpg)

I never bought it but there are so many lies in that book its ridiculous.
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Post by: falco on May 29, 2013, 05:43:55 AM
Punched him in the kidneys till he pissed blood.
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Post by: Henda on May 29, 2013, 12:46:12 PM
if i didn't love said girl then ask him to join us for a threesome

if she was my one and only true love then cave his head in

most guys idea of a threesome involve another female not a big black tattooed kidney transplant negro.
Gay
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Post by: BikiniSlut on May 29, 2013, 01:09:50 PM
Call BP and let them take care of the excess oil.
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Post by: Childish///AMG on May 29, 2013, 03:39:33 PM
Call my " Midget Ninja" crew
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Post by: 240 is Back on May 29, 2013, 03:50:02 PM
Or I would call Dorian or Ronnie, they have a history of beating him.  ;)

ouch!
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Post by: hench on May 29, 2013, 03:53:15 PM
hahaha, looks like he's trying to take a dump for most of that. Wheeler looks about as hard as soft shit.
That was embarrassing.  I cringed watching that, why is he bothering with such GAYNESS.  That was the furthest thing from combat I have seen in a long time.  That was like a game of 'TIGGY' that young children play.


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Post by: blondeconan on May 29, 2013, 04:18:42 PM
I would calmly explain the errors of his ways and then I would BITE HIS FUCKING EYEBALL !
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Post by: calfzilla on May 29, 2013, 04:53:33 PM
ouch!

Men in thongs is serious business, I pull no punches.
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on May 29, 2013, 05:38:43 PM
I only patronize segregated establishments.

+ 1

I dont bother with any bar that looks like they're filming a Tarzan movie