When he was a fetus he tried to give his dad a blowjob when he was banging his mom.
.......at the end of every game of CLUE he'd answer, "the big, hunky negro with his foot long Johnson in my asshole."
When he "accidently" tripped and fell on his "uncle" Percy's lap, impaling himself anally....and then quipped...."Mommy, I loves me some cockage!"
there's nothing about my post to joke about, your sister takes sucking diccks very seriously.
Get the f**k off our board you elf-faced dyke.
Hahahahaha nothing's fatter than Medford's back except for maybe the cock Shadow's sucking at the moment.
Another one from ShowStoppa from the 'TomR knew he was gay when.........' thread:Edit: From that same 'TomR knew he was gay when.....' thread:
Another one from ShowStoppa back from the days of the X board when the SQUAD was discussing BrianX was, "BrianX went to the doctor and asked for his tonsils to be removed. When the doctor checked the tonsils, found it healthy and said "It's OK. Why do you want it removed?", BrianX said, "Yeah, but without that tonsil, I can fit one more cock in my mouth" LOFLShowstoppa also crucified some twunt by saying he was the kind of guy who walked up to random strangers and asked them if they wanted to rest their balls on his chin
I would eat her shit.
My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?
AAHAHH!! I think it was BC that said someone was gonna "dress up like a cock goblin at Halloween, ring all the doorbells in their neighborhood and shout 'DICK OR DICK!' when the male owner answered".I laughed for two days!!
hahahahahahaha, yes!!! The SQUAD reduces bear cub pillow biters to thumb-sucking, woobie clutching shitstains while they are spooning with their hairy top bears
Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, whose owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guys' who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7" cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a falafel burger served with Hummus.
This is one of my favorites from my own posts
hahahaha, ahh yes, the infamous Night of Broken Glass, the tiny tits would truly be in fear and driven into the quivering arms of their gay lovers for sure.
I can't find the quote itself, but there was this one time when The Luke made a post addressing Sarcasm where he said "Grow up" and Sars replied, "Grow up? Aren't you like 5'3"?" . I spit my drink on my screen and keyboard!
AHAAHAHAH!!! Translation: Some big biker with two full sleeves of paint bitch slapped my ass like an abused 13-yr old boy and then made me watch while he stuck his big pole in my moaning girlfriend's backdoor.
That was me Bro
i don't understand all this hate and anger "top dog", after all i defended you the other day, some guys from your gym said they saw you eating a Peanut Butter and Sperm sandwich and i said, "bullshit, top dog doesn't eat Peanut Butter".
"to scared", hahahahaha, epic product of the Philadelphia public school system.
