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Ok here is something that has flabbergasted me for a very long time...
In every single middle class home in Egypt, you will always find a bidet in the bathroom to use to wash your ass after taking a shit. Which makes wiping a breeze after it's use, (to be used by both guys and girls.)
Why is it that in America, housing people who we consider much hygenically more sophisticated than the Egyptians, there are only bidets in the fancy hotels and not everywhere?
I've had to order them on amazon for my apartment here in the US cause I can't walk around with an unwashed ass!
So enlighten me America, please.
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Quite the paradox, isn't it.
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Hello
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Quite the paradox, isn't it.
Truly
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Ok here is something that has flabbergasted me for a very long time...
In every single middle class home in Egypt, you will always find a bidet in the bathroom to use to wash your ass after taking a shit. Which makes wiping a breeze after it's use, (to be used by both guys and girls.)
Why is it that in America, housing people who we consider much hygenically more sophisticated than the Egyptians, there are only bidets in the fancy hotels and not everywhere?
I've had to order them on amazon for my apartment here in the US cause I can't walk around with an unwashed ass!
So enlighten me America, please.
because americans are smart enough to just fold up some toilet paper ,run it under the tap and have instant wet wipes instead of idiot sand people wasting hundreds of dollars
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because americans are smart enough to just fold up some toilet paper ,run it under the tap and have instant wet wipes instead of idiot sand people wasting hundreds of dollars
That's what I do when I don't have a bidet in my grasp, but trust me a bidet, it's like power washing your ass feels so clean afterwards.
And dude they are only 30 dollars on Amazon!
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Hello
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Its only gay if you want it to be
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Take up too much space.
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That's what I do when I don't have a bidet in my grasp, but trust me a bidet, it's like power washing your ass feels so clean afterwards.
And dude they are only 30 dollars on Amazon!
your moms only 30 dollars on amazon
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Take up too much space.
Not if you get the kind that attaches directly to your toilet seat like I did!
(http://www.biobidet.com/images/brochures/natural-water-bidet.gif)
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I would rather use this. 8)
(http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/toilet-paper.jpg)
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I would rather use this. 8)
(http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/toilet-paper.jpg)
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Cant beat this
(http://www.wildpornreviews.com/galleries/bottomlickers.com/263/asseatersunanimous9_x2.jpg)
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Cant beat this
(http://www.wildpornreviews.com/galleries/bottomlickers.com/263/asseatersunanimous9_x2.jpg)
That is also a great choice. :D
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I would rather use this. 8)
(http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/toilet-paper.jpg)
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But then don't you end up getting the ass equivalent to rug burn?
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Cant beat this
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Here here!
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But then don't you end up getting the ass equivalent to rug burn?
Why in the hell would i want Rug Burn in my ass? ??? ??? Hell, i might as well switch teams while i am at it. :-\ :-\
(http://www.frugalfritzie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/scottes1-300x209.png)
(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/out_of_toilet_paper.jpg)
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Why in the hell would i want Rug Burn in my ass? ??? ??? Hell, i might as well switch teams while i am at it. :-\ :-\
(http://www.frugalfritzie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/scottes1-300x209.png)
(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/out_of_toilet_paper.jpg)
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You misunderstood... By not using a bidet you use more Toilet paper... by using more toilet paper you end up getting rub burn in your ass!
Hence why: Bidet > no Bidet
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Nope. I use tons of TP per day and never have to worry about my ass. I did take a shit the other day that was like squeezing out a block. :-\ :-\
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You misunderstood... By not using a bidet you use more Toilet paper... by using more toilet paper you end up getting rub burn in your ass!
Hence why: Bidet > no Bidet
Trying to bring wisdom to americans=epic fail. The average dog learns faster. :D
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Yet another shit related thread!! :(
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Trying to bring wisdom to americans=epic fail. The average dog learns faster. :D
Hate to say that about my fellow countrymen, but it's true in most cases. The bidet is a no brainer IMO. You'll use way less TP for sure. But, you're also talking about a country where Justin Bieber is a superstar... :-\
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Because in civilized world we have a thing called toilet paper... we don't use our hands :-X
(http://topnews.in/usa/files/toilet-paper-over.jpg)
vs
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/085_kropo_hands_low-870x652.jpg)
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hahaha, no offence but the middle easterners stink and don't shake hands or eat with the left hand as they use if to wipe their shit-stained asses. in west we use toilet roll and in the sand lands they use water and their hand. it's like the dark ages over there and i bet it ain't many sandmen that got bidets.
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A shower afterwards is better than the bidet. ;)
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Thanks for the info on the Bio Bidet Big Ach. I may have to get several of these!
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Because in civilized world we have a thing called toilet paper... we don't use our hands :-X
(http://topnews.in/usa/files/toilet-paper-over.jpg)
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/085_kropo_hands_low-870x652.jpg)
Most of people take a shower in the morning after doing the 3 "S".
How do you wash your ass?
Because after taking a sh*t you wipe yourself and take a shower...so?
So you're saying that washing yourself after going to the bathroom is bad?
And if I'm not wrong the bidet was created for women... you know the period thing. plus the peeing situation.
Here's a better question
How many showers people take a day?
Brazilians at least 3 a day. like myself.
Europeans 1 to 2 a day.
Americans 1 a day.
Talking about hygiene. ;)
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In Brazil, to save space, the standard now is to have not a bidet, but a hose with a little shower head besides the toilet.
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Just go buy an extension to your garden hose and run it into your ass...
Or, you can buy the disposable enemas and refill them with water..
Or how about a squirt gun?
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Because disposable baby wipes take up much less space and you don't have to blow dry your brown star to put your pants on.
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Imagine a 500 pound chick trying to clean her ass will a water bubbler. A fire hose probably wouldn't do a job :-\
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hahaha, no offence but the middle easterners stink and don't shake hands or eat with the left hand as they use if to wipe their shit-stained asses. in west we use toilet roll and in the sand lands they use water and their hand. it's like the dark ages over there and i bet it ain't many sandmen that got bidets.
A combination of bidet and TP works best. Wiping your ass with your hands is certainly not acceptable... :o
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cheap, effective, saves space
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Is this REALLY an actual thread? And it made 2 pages! I am aghast. :o
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Is this REALLY an actual thread? And it made 2 pages! I am aghast. :o
your moms aghast
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Is this REALLY an actual thread? And it made 2 pages! I am aghast. :o
DUDE- it wouldn't be GetBig without a good ASS WASHING discussion at least every week......:)
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Because shooting water in your ass makes you gay here in " 'Merica.
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Ok here is something that has flabbergasted me for a very long time...
In every single middle class home in Egypt, you will always find a bidet in the bathroom to use to wash your ass after taking a shit. Which makes wiping a breeze after it's use, (to be used by both guys and girls.)
Why is it that in America, housing people who we consider much hygenically more sophisticated than the Egyptians, there are only bidets in the fancy hotels and not everywhere?
I've had to order them on amazon for my apartment here in the US cause I can't walk around with an unwashed ass!
So enlighten me America, please.
you know what is the main reason you find it in every place in egypt???.. it's islam brother!!.. yes in islam you MUST wash your ass very well with water after every shit (as well as you cock after every urine).. this is something basic in our culture so even irreligious ppl like yourself still cant go without it :P..
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you know what is the main reason you find it in every place in egypt???.. it's islam brother!!.. yes in islam you MUST wash your ass very well with water after every shit (as well as you cock after every urine).. this is something basic in our culture so even irreligious ppl like yourself still cant go without it :P..
salamy putting it straight ;D
but big nose does have a point about its convenience.
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your moms only 30 dollars on amazon
and your mom is for free there but still no one wants her :-X
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we had that in our house back in the day (not exactly like that but a big toilet and a bide next to it) but I was told it was only for girls lol.
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salamy putting it straight ;D
but big nose does have a point about its convenience.
seriously when i see a hot american or european girl i always think like "oh but she doesnt wash her ass well" ;D..
i know it's a cultural thing that makes me think this way and that western asses may be as clean as ours but still -no offense- i find it disgusting not to wash the ass very well with after after shitting..
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seriously when i see a hot american or european girl i always think like "oh but she doesnt wash her ass well" ;D..
i know it's a cultural thing that makes me think this way and that western asses may be clean as ours but still -no offense- i find it disgusting to to wash the ass very well with after after shitting..
you should be lucky if a white women even farts in your direction you filthy arab scum
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It's very rare to see a bidet in North America.
One possible reason is that westerners aren't hairy to the extent that middle easterners are. Arabs are brutally hairy...that hair creates problems when taking a dump. I won’t get into details. White guys don’t normally have that problem, hence, TP can suffice. So Big Ach, how hairy is your ass (no homo)?
Is it more sanitary to use a bidet then TP? Absolutely. I don’t know how anyone could contest that. When things get messy I normally just take a shower. To be honest I never thought about using a bidet, it’s just not engrained in our culture...the only time its mention is as the but of jokes :P
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What the F does everyone do at work?
Oh wait...
Getjiggahs don't need to work.
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the asians have evolved further. they have waterjets squirting up your ass in the toilet.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg/509px-JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg)
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the asians have evolved further. they have waterjets squirting up your ass in the toilet.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg/509px-JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg)
this is very common in egypt too!!.. more common than a separate bidet..
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To clarify for my American counter parts, I bidet and then use toilet paper not my hand, just so we are clear, and I dunno of anyone that uses his hand.
I've done the baby wipes, actually I take a box of them with me to work since my office here in the US does not have a bidet (my office in Egypt obviously does lol) but trust me guys it's not the same at all.
A bidet is exceptionally useful when you got those dingle berries!
Imagine power washing your ass and then have to use maybe a few squares of toilet paper, it's fantastic.
And about being hairy, my ass is not really all that, for an Arab guy I am embarrassingly not that hairy, it's kinda sad really lol
The bidet was the first thing I installed when I moved into my new apt here in florida, definitely get one TA, you will thank me later.
And little Nasser, your post about white girls made me laugh so fucking hard dude
Maxx that's exactly what the bidet I got at home is like, but very high pressure, leave no shit un turned
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your moms only 30 dollars on amazon
lolz
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Great educational thread
so, in summary, get baby wipes or a disposeable douche.
Bag.
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and your mom is for free there but still no one wants her :-X
lol