^ 9ers are in trouble. I think dal covers the 5 and mite win out rite just because kap can't score and is grossly over rated. Romo always plays well at home and prob just keeps putting up points 9ers won't be able to keep up. That D is a shell of the one that lost in the SB goldston and Whitner both got paid and are gone. I would of paid them both before kap. Bowman was their most dominate player and his knee blew up,even if he comes back avg this year at best. Best pass rusher smith out half the season prob all next year when he fucks up again since he does every couple months. Then we have McDonald, smacked a bitch up in perfect timing for goodells sacrificial lamb ceremony. This will be a ray rice make up and a warning shot for the rest of the league. That's half the defense that went to the SB.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485Michael:
Our quarterback is a game of blackjack. There is always the possibility of hitting 21 but it's more likely that he busts when it's first and goal from the five in the Super Bowl, or when he is driving against the most unlikeable team this side of Ferguson PD Softball for another shot at a championship. Our running back is too accomplished to bench but too slow to win a middle school track meet. Our best defensive player's leg snapped in half and won't be back until we are at least 2 games behind the Seahawks. Our young defensive stud is about to be suspended for maybe 8 games and couldn't go through an airport security line sober enough to not yell "bomb" like a fucking six-year-old with conduct disorder. Our front office's plan for the secondary this offseason was, "Let's get way worse."
The real reason we suck are the fans. I am a 24 year old Niner fan, and whenever my roommate, who is a Seahawk fan and therefore the absolute worst right now, mentions the Super Bowl last year, I point out how historic and wonderful my Niners are. To be clear, I was 5 during the last Super Bowl they won and have lived most of my life watching them fail miserably.
The older Niner fans are even worse. These are people that watched Joe Montana crush, so when it comes to quarterbacking they still believe that innocent white Alex Smith is better than Kaepernick. Kaepernick has his flaws, but at least he can grip a ball in the rain and win a 12-year-old punt pass and kick competition. These people see tattoos on a quarterback and in true San Francisco fashion are able to come up with more entrepreneurial ways to say ,"He's too black to WIN!"
Fuck Richard Sherman, but really fuck the Niners for making him a thing.
