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The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« on: March 27, 2011, 03:38:01 PM »
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 03:41:17 PM »
I did a google images and came up with this fellow:
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 03:44:49 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 03:41:17 PM
I did a google images and came up with this fellow:

That's not him! Or are there two "Mayors" of bodybuilding out there?
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 03:46:50 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 03:41:17 PM
I did a google images and came up with this fellow:

this fella is the mayonaise of bodybuilding
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 03:47:15 PM »
Thats probably literaly a mayor that competed.
The "mayor of bodybuilding" is a one of a kind epic creeper.
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2011, 03:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Sumpa on March 27, 2011, 03:44:49 PM
That's not him! Or are there two "Mayors" of bodybuilding out there?

I'm not sure Sumpa.  I think the "man" I posted may be an imposter.
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2011, 03:54:59 PM »
It's creepy to listen to him talk about Stalkerpani! "Fuller and harder" is one qoute...

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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 03:57:40 PM »
Mayor Palin's fault.
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2011, 04:08:42 PM »
The Gayor makes Lonnie Teper seem homophobic
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2011, 04:21:03 PM »
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2011, 04:21:09 PM »
The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2011, 04:22:38 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2011, 04:21:09 PM
The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2011, 04:22:44 PM »
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2011, 04:31:19 PM »
Quote from: viking1 on March 27, 2011, 04:22:44 PM
WTF???  ;D
Horrifying.
I just realized hes wearing a girls shirt with little bows on the sleeve. :-\
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2011, 04:43:39 PM »
Somebody needs to take a bullet and put the "mayor" of bodybuilding out of his misery. And ours.
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2011, 04:48:21 PM »
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2011, 04:50:01 PM »
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2011, 04:55:23 PM »
ROFL @ mass04!
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2011, 04:56:37 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2011, 04:50:01 PM
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2011, 05:01:18 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2011, 04:50:01 PM
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2011, 05:02:23 PM »
Lol! Good stuff. Keep it coming, good night from Sweden!
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2011, 05:02:35 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2011, 04:50:01 PM
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

Some of the funniest shit I've read in a while..
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2011, 05:19:37 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2011, 04:50:01 PM
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

LMAO I am dying here
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2011, 05:21:13 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2011, 04:50:01 PM
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
Haaaaahahahaha ;D ;D
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Re: The Mayor of Bodybuilding
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2011, 05:23:45 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2011, 04:50:01 PM
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

It's funny cuz it's true.
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