Author Topic: how to get taller (Read 3723 times)

alejandro_torres · « **on:** March 30, 2008, 06:11:15 PM »

ok guys, my lil bro wants to get taller, what should he do, since everyone here is basically god of hormones, he is 17 and stands at 5 6...

if anyone knows how to i could apreciate it, but please dont make him grow past 5 8, because thats where i stand

thanks

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:17:24 PM »

have done that a lot, but he wants to be taller than me...

whateva · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:18:20 PM »

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:22:08 PM »

thats a nice avatar whateva

m8 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:22:33 PM »

Stretch his bones manually.

Bast000 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:23:31 PM »

too late for GH?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:24:09 PM »

Quote from: m8 on March 30, 2008, 06:22:33 PM

Stretch his bones manually.

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:24:52 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on March 30, 2008, 06:17:24 PM

have done that a lot, but he wants to be taller than me...

yea and i want a billion dollars.

m8 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:27:16 PM »

Quote from: airosol on March 30, 2008, 06:24:09 PM

He MIGHT die though.

Bast000 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:29:55 PM »

since we're granting wishes on getbig tonight, can someone send an unconscious Jessica Simpson to my apartment?

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:30:09 PM »

Dillet is 7 foot 2. Ask him.

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:31:19 PM »

mi question was actually a serious one

m8 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:31:36 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 30, 2008, 06:30:09 PM

Dillet is 7 foot 2. Ask him.

Monster elevator shoes and GH-lengthened forehead.

calmus · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:32:27 PM »

In the movie Gattaca, they talked about a surgical solution that involved sawing the tibia & fibula. I forget if they inserted a rod, or if the bones just grew longer in the healing process.

240 is Back · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:32:46 PM »

Quote from: m8 on March 30, 2008, 06:31:36 PM

Monster elevator shoes

sometimes you get the shaft.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:34:52 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on March 30, 2008, 06:31:19 PM

mi question was actually a serious one

honestly bro, he's probably screwed. he's gonna have to dela with what he's got

Moosejay · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:41:01 PM »

If the discs are still fluidic (usually are if you are relatively young) some forms of traction can temporarily increase your height by as much as two full inches.

There are extreme surgical procedures used on those suffering dwarfism that can increase height.

Matt C · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:44:14 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 30, 2008, 06:32:46 PM

sometimes you get the shaft.

Some on here claimed Bob hit Tiffany, but with no proof of that, I have dismissed those claims.

Men who beat their woman are scum.

m8 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:46:09 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on March 30, 2008, 06:41:01 PM

If the discs are still fluidic (usually are if you are relatively young) some forms of traction can temporarily increase your height by as much as two full inches.

There are extreme surgical procedures used on those suffering dwarfism that can increase height.

Come on...

calmus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:47:32 PM »

The Gattaca option seems to be the best one. I'd get a hold of that movie and figure out how it's done.

Bast000 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:48:25 PM »

Quote from: calmus on March 30, 2008, 06:47:32 PM

The Gattaca option seems to be the best one. I'd get a hold of that movie and figure out how it's done.

they do that shit in China. I read often they fuck the person's legs up.

calmus · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:51:02 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 30, 2008, 06:48:25 PM

they do that shit in China. I read often they fuck the person's legs up.

No risk, no reward.

Moosejay · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:55:47 PM »

Quote from: m8 on March 30, 2008, 06:46:09 PM

Come on...

There was an HBO special on a bit back where a young lady who had been suffering from dwarfism had a surgery in which her lower extremities were surgically elongated...very lengthy and painful process...but it ultimately worked out great and changed her life.

calmus · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2008, 06:57:11 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on March 30, 2008, 06:55:47 PM

There was an HBO special on a bit back where a young lady who had been suffering from dwarfism had a surgery in which her lower extremities were surgically elongated...very lengthy and painful process...but it ultimately worked out great and changed her life.

Well, how bad does this kid want it? If he's a pussy, then why is his brother wasting our time.

P.S. How's your unsatisfied woman doing?

Moosejay · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2008, 07:00:53 PM »

Quote from: calmus on March 30, 2008, 06:57:11 PM

Well, how bad does this kid want it? If he's a pussy, then why is his brother wasting our time.

The surgery is done only for those in dire need...

P.S. How's your unsatisfied woman doing?

Come again?......