Hahaha, you ain't missing much, at first you think they're the hottest shit (and best fucks) ever, then the headaches/drama start... I dated a lot of em when I was bouncing, nothing but trouble... trust me, I almost went Ike/James Brown on their asses a couple of times. I will state for the record here and now, EVERY stripper has fucked up issues/baggage...EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE, no exceptions...