Author Topic: getbiggers that wear a toupee (Read 6902 times)

Army of One · « **on:** March 26, 2015, 01:41:23 AM »

I know Grant Michaels admitted to it, who else?

calfzilla · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2015, 01:50:13 AM »

DA

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2015, 01:56:43 AM »

2 guys that sold themselves wear toupees, I'm sensing a pattern but unsure of what.

Wiggs · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:21:26 AM »

Lol. Toupee.

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:23:26 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 26, 2015, 01:41:23 AM

I know Grant Michaels admitted to it, who else?

It's not a toupee. It's a dead squirrel. Very soft to the touch.

Donny · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:27:42 AM »

a friend of mine started wearing one but it does look realistic. I just shave my balding head. Not a baldy but thinning. Don´t really give a fuck

Army of One · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:30:13 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Zimbabwe on March 26, 2015, 07:23:26 AM

It's not a toupee. It's a dead squirrel. Very soft to the touch.

What Norwood are you underneath, 7?

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2015, 08:57:43 AM »

When a guy we worked with got one, my buddy got him pretty good a couple times in the gym.

The toupee guy was doing slant board sit-ups, so my buddy laid a sticky note down that said "I have hair and the receipt to prove it", so when he went back for one of his sit-ups, the note attached to his back and he was parading around the gym with it, people laughing at his bald ass.

The 2nd time was at work, the guy had an issue one day with his wig, so he came in bald again (he wore a damn hat all day thinking no one would notice) so my buddy put another note on his back, it was there most of the day, it said: "I have hair, but I left it at home"...

If youre gonna do it, get the permanent transplant done. The tape on toupee's are just silly...

Grape Ape · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:18:38 AM »

Quote from: Powerlift66 on March 26, 2015, 08:57:43 AM

The tape on toupee's are just silly...

Do we need to have another meeting about this continued misuse of the apostrophe?

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:44:37 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 26, 2015, 09:18:38 AM

Do we need to have another meeting about this continued misuse of the apostrophe?

But Chick said...

King Shizzo · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:45:58 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Zimbabwe on March 26, 2015, 07:23:26 AM

It's not a toupee. It's a dead squirrel. Very soft to the touch.

So this is what brings you out of hiding?

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:46:38 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 26, 2015, 09:45:58 AM

So this is what brings you out of hiding?

Haha, you know he was sweating when he clicked this thread

Azzaro · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:49:43 AM »

I remember many years ago there was a thread like this but abt bodybuilders and there was this epic question from a guy something like "are there bodybuilders who use toupees but whom we do not know of?"

Howard · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:51:37 AM »

I still have a full head of hair, but realize it's just a genetic roll of the dice, so wtf.
A guy can pull off less/no hair and look ok, but woman are screwed when they go bald.

I always wanted to know what exactly Donald Trump has on his head?
It looks like a dead animal fur, but who knows...I don't?
Is Trump's dead squirrel look from bad transplants or a bad hair system ( attached rug? )

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